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Proposed Rule change to FReeper Lexicon (RE: Helen Thomas)
07 JUNE 10 | dcbryan1

Posted on 06/07/2010 10:40:48 AM PDT by DCBryan1

Whereas, being a pre-millenial freeper, do propose the following changes to The 2010 and subsequent FreeRepublic Lexicon (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook)

Pic Rule - Unofficial, but strictly enforced rule that pictures of unpleasant liberal women must be accompanied by pictures of beautiful women; if beautiful women are mentioned a picture must follow (and inevitably controlled by Helen Thomas) (thanks NonLinear and dinasour). Specific rules follow:
1. If your post mentions Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin, you must post a pic of her.

Example: ......"Ann Coulter"=..."Michelle Malkin"=

2. Female equivalent to the Ann Coulter rule. The Bibi (Netanyahu) and Bill Sammon's rule. Followed by the word THUD in bold. "Thud" refers to the sound made by Freepettes when they hit the floor after swooning over various males of the species.

Example: ...."Bill Sammon" => THUD!

3. Maureen Dowd (MoDo) is accompanied by Catherine Zeta Jones (because actor Michael Douglas dumped her for Zeta Jones).

Example:......."MoDo" =

4. Posting of Catherine Zeta Jones are usually followed by a post of a Maureen Dowd pic.

Example: EQUALS (=)

5. If your post mentions Michael Douglas, you must post a pic of Catherine Zeta Jones.

Example:......"Michael Douglas" =

6. If your post mentions Sarah Palin (aka "Barracuda" or "Sarahcuda" - a high school nickname derived from her athletic prowess), you must post a pic of her and/or her husband Todd (for the FReepettes).

EXAMPLE:......"Sarah Palin" =

NOTE: You CANNOT post fake pictures of Sarah Palin. The following are examples of fake Palin pictures:

7. Helen Thomas - Whenever any of Rules #1 - #6 are invoked, it will sooner or later become obligatory to post a pic of Helen Thomas. I think this was instituted as the FR equivalent of spiking the thread with saltpeter...
8. If Helen Thomas is mentioned, a the following picture(s) will be posted, (or a likeness thereof), necessitating alot less goans usually follow.

EXAMPLE: ......"Helen Thomas"=


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Free Republic Policy/Q&A
KEYWORDS: anothervanity; attentionwhore; freeperlore; helenthomas; lexicon; nomorebarfalert; stupidvanity; wasteofbandwidth
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What does this mean to post-millenium Freepers? NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS!
1 posted on 06/07/2010 10:40:48 AM PDT by DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1

"You can't kill me, I'm undead !"

2 posted on 06/07/2010 10:42:36 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: DCBryan1
NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS!

Agreed.

3 posted on 06/07/2010 10:42:38 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I knew it would be you to post that first, DJ.
*facepalm*


4 posted on 06/07/2010 10:43:11 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Jim Robinson
NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS

Pinging the boss for a second "Aye" vote to change the Freeper rulz!

5 posted on 06/07/2010 10:43:49 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: DCBryan1

What will we do without dear Helen? I mean the face that launched a thousand lunches....


6 posted on 06/07/2010 10:45:28 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

A face ONLY a mother would love.


7 posted on 06/07/2010 10:45:57 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: DCBryan1

8 posted on 06/07/2010 10:46:01 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Still upset about that house that fell on her sister!


9 posted on 06/07/2010 10:46:09 AM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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To: darkangel82

Teeheehee.


10 posted on 06/07/2010 10:46:10 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: DCBryan1

11 posted on 06/07/2010 10:48:00 AM PDT by dubie (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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To: DCBryan1
I don't do photoshop.
 
But somebody soon will add her ugly mug under the bus...
 



12 posted on 06/07/2010 10:48:10 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I’d just like to keep my lunch down where it belongs. kthx


14 posted on 06/07/2010 10:49:33 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
It's 4AM here in Oz - back from a trip but I couldn't go to bed without coming here one time to see what's going on in the morning ... here's my replacement for Helen Thomas

Photobucket

I work 24/7 what do you expect???? :)

15 posted on 06/07/2010 10:50:14 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Those That Turn Their Swords into Plows Will Plow For Those That Don't.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

We couldn’t even go one post?


16 posted on 06/07/2010 10:50:17 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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To: DCBryan1

17 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:05 AM PDT by dubie (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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To: DCBryan1; Lee'sGhost

I AGREE 1000%!!!!


18 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:26 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: dubie

Wow. Best picture of her, ever.


19 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:56 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: DCBryan1

20 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:56 AM PDT by dubie (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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To: Paladin2

is that the picture for Hillary threads?


21 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:57 AM PDT by stefanbatory (Weed out the RINOs! Sign the pledge. conservativepledge.org)
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To: dubie

Dang! Nice getaway sticks...


22 posted on 06/07/2010 10:52:43 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: BJClinton

What fun would that be ?


23 posted on 06/07/2010 10:53:18 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: batter; NaughtiusMaximus; EdReform; 444Flyer; Born Conservative; mnehring; TonyInOhio; McGruff; ...

PING for an “AYE” vote to replacing rule 7 and 8 to posting Helen Thomas Pictures.


24 posted on 06/07/2010 10:53:28 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: DCBryan1
Is it true she ran away with Ari?


25 posted on 06/07/2010 10:53:44 AM PDT by Daffynition ("Play it, Sam, for old times' sake, play 'As Time Goes By'.")
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To: DCBryan1

I say no! We must all be reminded of the shear ugliness that is the left.


26 posted on 06/07/2010 10:54:39 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Prunes.)
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To: DCBryan1

Aye — no more HTPs.


27 posted on 06/07/2010 10:57:13 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: WakeUpAndVote
I say no! We must all be reminded of the shear ugliness that is the left.

Seriesly....if I never see another picture of that old hag, I will be much happier, and retain alot of precious bodily fluids.

28 posted on 06/07/2010 10:58:19 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: DCBryan1; Jemian
2. Female equivalent to the Ann Coulter rule. The Bibi (Netanyahu) and Bill Sammon's rule. Followed by the word THUD in bold. "Thud" refers to the sound made by Freepettes when they hit the floor after swooning over various males of the species.

I heartily support this and would like to also request an addendum to include that any mention of Todd Palin also be subject to this rule.

29 posted on 06/07/2010 11:01:20 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: dcbryan
Oh, wait...I see that you already covered that. :)

Dang slow connection.

Never mind.

30 posted on 06/07/2010 11:02:45 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

A bucket of water might do it (but I'm saving my bucket for Hillary).

31 posted on 06/07/2010 11:07:44 AM PDT by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: DCBryan1

"Only bad witches are ugly."

32 posted on 06/07/2010 11:08:35 AM PDT by matt1234 (The only crisis 0bama can manage is one he intentionally created.)
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To: Allegra
Along with the banning of ANY photos of any crypt-keepers like Alan Colmes of Ellis Henican.
33 posted on 06/07/2010 11:10:08 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: dubie

34 posted on 06/07/2010 11:13:06 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("Here is something you can't understand...")
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To: DCBryan1

So if Sarah Palin looked like Maureen Dowd would FReepers still be posting enless pictures of her in running shorts while discussing her qualifications for President?


35 posted on 06/07/2010 11:14:59 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: CholeraJoe

36 posted on 06/07/2010 11:15:12 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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To: Jewbacca
(that won't lst long)
37 posted on 06/07/2010 11:16:13 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: DCBryan1; seanmerc

Have you cleared this with seanmerc? LOL


38 posted on 06/07/2010 11:16:17 AM PDT by 50mm (Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, nor Liberty to purchase power - Ben Franklin)
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To: DCBryan1; 50mm
For old times' sake...
39 posted on 06/07/2010 11:20:23 AM PDT by seanmerc
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To: Jewbacca

LOL!

(I just about choked on my sandwich.)

That one got saved.


40 posted on 06/07/2010 11:23:01 AM PDT by 2111USMC
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To: Jewbacca

LMAO!


41 posted on 06/07/2010 11:25:19 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: seanmerc

You have succeeded in making me want to projectile vomit.

you really have with that bill-board pic.

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!


42 posted on 06/07/2010 11:26:12 AM PDT by roaddog727 (It's the Constitution, Stupid!)
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To: stefanbatory

I think the pic works for all evil witches.


43 posted on 06/07/2010 11:26:42 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: seanmerc; 50mm
For old time'sake..."

"You sombitch! Your ass is mine"!

44 posted on 06/07/2010 11:29:54 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: Jewbacca
ROFLMAO!

Epic fail!

45 posted on 06/07/2010 11:31:14 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: seanmerc
I'll miss the old bat! Sniff!


46 posted on 06/07/2010 11:34:27 AM PDT by 50mm (Sell not virtue to purchase wealth, nor Liberty to purchase power - Ben Franklin)
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To: Allegra; DCBryan1

I second that motion and I call the question. Voting members shall be limited to Freeperettes.


47 posted on 06/07/2010 11:43:05 AM PDT by Jemian
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To: DCBryan1
NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS!

AGREED! But good luck enforcing it. You may have just opened the flood gates.

48 posted on 06/07/2010 11:43:31 AM PDT by McGruff (So how is that Hopey Changey thingy working out for ya America?)
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To: Jewbacca; windcliff

LOL!!


49 posted on 06/07/2010 11:50:21 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: DCBryan1

Aye!!


50 posted on 06/07/2010 11:53:17 AM PDT by Bush_Democrat ((Ex-Dem since 2001 *Folding@Home for the Gipper - Join the FReeper Folders*))
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