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Proposed Rule change to FReeper Lexicon (RE: Helen Thomas)
07 JUNE 10 | dcbryan1

Posted on 06/07/2010 10:40:48 AM PDT by DCBryan1

Whereas, being a pre-millenial freeper, do propose the following changes to The 2010 and subsequent FreeRepublic Lexicon (Lingo, Dictionary, Lore Handbook)

Pic Rule - Unofficial, but strictly enforced rule that pictures of unpleasant liberal women must be accompanied by pictures of beautiful women; if beautiful women are mentioned a picture must follow (and inevitably controlled by Helen Thomas) (thanks NonLinear and dinasour). Specific rules follow:
1. If your post mentions Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin, you must post a pic of her.

Example: ......"Ann Coulter"=..."Michelle Malkin"=

2. Female equivalent to the Ann Coulter rule. The Bibi (Netanyahu) and Bill Sammon's rule. Followed by the word THUD in bold. "Thud" refers to the sound made by Freepettes when they hit the floor after swooning over various males of the species.

Example: ...."Bill Sammon" => THUD!

3. Maureen Dowd (MoDo) is accompanied by Catherine Zeta Jones (because actor Michael Douglas dumped her for Zeta Jones).

Example:......."MoDo" =

4. Posting of Catherine Zeta Jones are usually followed by a post of a Maureen Dowd pic.

Example: EQUALS (=)

5. If your post mentions Michael Douglas, you must post a pic of Catherine Zeta Jones.

Example:......"Michael Douglas" =

6. If your post mentions Sarah Palin (aka "Barracuda" or "Sarahcuda" - a high school nickname derived from her athletic prowess), you must post a pic of her and/or her husband Todd (for the FReepettes).

EXAMPLE:......"Sarah Palin" =

NOTE: You CANNOT post fake pictures of Sarah Palin. The following are examples of fake Palin pictures:

7. Helen Thomas - Whenever any of Rules #1 - #6 are invoked, it will sooner or later become obligatory to post a pic of Helen Thomas. I think this was instituted as the FR equivalent of spiking the thread with saltpeter...
8. If Helen Thomas is mentioned, a the following picture(s) will be posted, (or a likeness thereof), necessitating alot less goans usually follow.

EXAMPLE: ......"Helen Thomas"=


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Free Republic Policy/Q&A
KEYWORDS: anothervanity; attentionwhore; freeperlore; helenthomas; lexicon; nomorebarfalert; stupidvanity; wasteofbandwidth
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What does this mean to post-millenium Freepers? NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS!
1 posted on 06/07/2010 10:40:48 AM PDT by DCBryan1
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To: DCBryan1

"You can't kill me, I'm undead !"

2 posted on 06/07/2010 10:42:36 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS!

Agreed.

3 posted on 06/07/2010 10:42:38 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I knew it would be you to post that first, DJ.
*facepalm*


4 posted on 06/07/2010 10:43:11 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Jim Robinson
NO MORE HELEN THOMAS PHOTOS

Pinging the boss for a second "Aye" vote to change the Freeper rulz!

5 posted on 06/07/2010 10:43:49 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists".)
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To: DCBryan1

What will we do without dear Helen? I mean the face that launched a thousand lunches....


6 posted on 06/07/2010 10:45:28 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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A face ONLY a mother would love.


7 posted on 06/07/2010 10:45:57 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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8 posted on 06/07/2010 10:46:01 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Still upset about that house that fell on her sister!


9 posted on 06/07/2010 10:46:09 AM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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To: darkangel82

Teeheehee.


10 posted on 06/07/2010 10:46:10 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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11 posted on 06/07/2010 10:48:00 AM PDT by dubie (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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To: DCBryan1
I don't do photoshop.
 
But somebody soon will add her ugly mug under the bus...
 



12 posted on 06/07/2010 10:48:10 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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I’d just like to keep my lunch down where it belongs. kthx


14 posted on 06/07/2010 10:49:33 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
It's 4AM here in Oz - back from a trip but I couldn't go to bed without coming here one time to see what's going on in the morning ... here's my replacement for Helen Thomas

Photobucket

I work 24/7 what do you expect???? :)

15 posted on 06/07/2010 10:50:14 AM PDT by SkyDancer (Those That Turn Their Swords into Plows Will Plow For Those That Don't.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

We couldn’t even go one post?


16 posted on 06/07/2010 10:50:17 AM PDT by BJClinton ("Worse" technically is "change".)
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17 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:05 AM PDT by dubie (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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To: DCBryan1; Lee'sGhost

I AGREE 1000%!!!!


18 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:26 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: dubie

Wow. Best picture of her, ever.


19 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:56 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
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20 posted on 06/07/2010 10:51:56 AM PDT by dubie (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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