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Jet burst implants
The Sun (UK) ^ | 6/10/2010

Posted on 06/10/2010 8:55:26 AM PDT by llevrok

A MODEL with the biggest fake boobs in Russia is suing an airline after her implants were damaged in turbulence.

Iren Ferrari, 29 - who boasts a 44J bust - claims she was thrown into the back of her facing seat on a flight.

She said: "It was a strong blow. I hit my left breast. I was in pain."

Iren wants £82,500 from the Swiss airline - flying her from Moscow to Zurich - to replace both 9kg implants.

Lawyer Sergei Zhorin added: "The space between the seats was too tight for her breasts."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: boobs; napl; russianboobs
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That's why I always keep my tray table up and seat in the full, and upright, position.
1 posted on 06/10/2010 8:55:26 AM PDT by llevrok
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Hey buddy!? Gotta spare tire?? - Ping


2 posted on 06/10/2010 8:56:37 AM PDT by llevrok (I am a stranger in the country I was born and raised.)
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To: llevrok
That's why I always keep my tray table up and seat in the full, and upright, position.

You've got 44J breasts?!? WOW!!!

3 posted on 06/10/2010 8:57:16 AM PDT by houeto (Get drinking water from your ditch - http://www.junglebucket.com/Jungle-Bucket-1.htm)
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To: llevrok

Whatever happened to the photo rule?


4 posted on 06/10/2010 8:57:23 AM PDT by oldbill
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To: llevrok

Ping for later look after the pics are posted.


5 posted on 06/10/2010 8:57:38 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (Even Hitler had Government run health care, but at least he got the Olympics for Germany)
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To: llevrok

Sounds like she didn’t have her seat belt on. Her fault, not the airline’s.


6 posted on 06/10/2010 8:58:14 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Yes, Chef!)
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To: llevrok

sounds like ‘boingie-boingie-blurp!’


7 posted on 06/10/2010 9:00:04 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: Michael.SF.

8 posted on 06/10/2010 9:00:40 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: llevrok

Sounds like her air bags deployed properly, thus preventing additional injury from the turbulence.


9 posted on 06/10/2010 9:01:51 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: llevrok

Was that an air-bag or are you just happy to see me?


10 posted on 06/10/2010 9:01:52 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

nice storeboughts and lips but she’ll look like Brezhnev at 45


11 posted on 06/10/2010 9:02:30 AM PDT by wardaddy (I am not in favor of practical endorsements in primaries, endorse the conservative please)
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To: TexasCajun
Not sure what the “J” represents.
Jumbo ?
Jimminy ?
12 posted on 06/10/2010 9:03:40 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Impeachment !)
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To: llevrok
For the conversion disabled, this lady was carrying 20 lbs. (9 kg) of silicone times 2 up front. It's amazing she was able to stand upright and fit down the aisle of the plane. Under airline carry-on rules she probably should have been asked to baggage check those things!
13 posted on 06/10/2010 9:04:44 AM PDT by katana (For what is an Irishman ? But a .......)
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To: llevrok

What’s the ‘J’ stand for?

44-Jugs?


14 posted on 06/10/2010 9:05:09 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( - Free Men will always be armed with the Truth. -)
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To: llevrok

Sounds like her cars don’t need air bags. That’ll save a little I guess......


15 posted on 06/10/2010 9:05:36 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Peanut butter was just peanut butter until I found Free Republic.........)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Jumpin’ Jehosophat!


16 posted on 06/10/2010 9:06:07 AM PDT by Honor above all (I'm only here to help.)
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To: llevrok

At first I thought this was about some after market add-on for my car to obtain high speed escape.

I’ll keep coming back for the pix.


17 posted on 06/10/2010 9:06:08 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: TexasCajun

Looks like they blocked a hit to the face. Pity.


18 posted on 06/10/2010 9:07:46 AM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: Honor above all

Jeezo-Peezo !


19 posted on 06/10/2010 9:07:50 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Impeachment !)
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To: llevrok

44J? That’s just unimaginable. The largest I’m familiar with are (natural) 32E.


20 posted on 06/10/2010 9:08:28 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: llevrok; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; Rightly Biased; ...

POP, GOES THE IMPLANT....PING!!!


21 posted on 06/10/2010 9:08:42 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: llevrok

Guess she should pay for first class then. Or get it in writing that the plane won’t hit any turbulence.


22 posted on 06/10/2010 9:10:14 AM PDT by happilymarriedmom
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To: llevrok

From the female perspective - how does she find a bra that fits?


23 posted on 06/10/2010 9:11:13 AM PDT by ozarkgirl
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

This girl must be blonde.

(sorry Joisey);`)


24 posted on 06/10/2010 9:11:34 AM PDT by hoe_cake
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To: TexasCajun

The airline, is ... GUILTY!


25 posted on 06/10/2010 9:12:30 AM PDT by Professional
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; TigersEye

lmao! I wonder if she gets backaches.


26 posted on 06/10/2010 9:12:45 AM PDT by pandoraou812 (Hey 0.....you don't kick A$$, you kiss A$$)
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To: hoe_cake

Why would someone do that to themselves...


27 posted on 06/10/2010 9:12:57 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: llevrok
In event of a water landing, your row-mate can be used as a flotation device.
28 posted on 06/10/2010 9:13:06 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
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To: llevrok

Sorry but I just don't find this attractive. Large or small, breasts are perfect just the way they are.

29 posted on 06/10/2010 9:13:57 AM PDT by Wilderness Conservative
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To: TexasCajun

Question: Was this traveler charged for extra baggage?


30 posted on 06/10/2010 9:14:21 AM PDT by A_Tradition_Continues (formerly known as Politicalwit ...05/28/98 Class of '98...PROCESS MATTERS)
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To: katana
For the conversion disabled, this lady was carrying 20 lbs. (9 kg) of silicone times 2 up front.

OSHA standards say that any one person should only lift so much weight. I am sure she is approaching that limit! LOL!
31 posted on 06/10/2010 9:14:24 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve - STUPAK)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

“Why would someone do that to themselves...”

She has no self worth?


32 posted on 06/10/2010 9:14:29 AM PDT by hoe_cake
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
There's a ping list for that??!!
33 posted on 06/10/2010 9:15:20 AM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)
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To: oldbill

i was going to uphold the rules... so i typed into google images:
“Iren Ferrari”

and there was only 1 or 2 images that would be acceptable to FR, without ‘goin gansta’

the woman has an aversion to wearing a top


34 posted on 06/10/2010 9:15:20 AM PDT by sten
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To: ozarkgirl

Just My Size sells a 44J.


35 posted on 06/10/2010 9:15:22 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Wilderness Conservative

I don’t know which is ugliest, the face, the boobs or that rat on her chest.


36 posted on 06/10/2010 9:15:40 AM PDT by hoe_cake
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To: pandoraou812

I’ll bet she does.


37 posted on 06/10/2010 9:15:57 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: katana
For the conversion disabled, this lady was carrying 20 lbs. (9 kg) of silicone times 2 up front.

I realize that's what the article says, but I'm skeptical. I think they meant a total of 9 kg.

The type of silicone used in implants is 0.968 to 1.29 grams per cubic centimeter. That means that a 9,000 gram (or 9 kg) implant would be 6796 to 9297 cubic centimeters.

That's 384.3 to 567.3 cubic inches, or 1.66 to 2.45 gallons.

I can't imagine 2 gallons of silicone in each breast. I'm having a hard enough time envisioning 1 gallon in each.

38 posted on 06/10/2010 9:16:25 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: starlifter

I have a list that I ping people to when I find something that seems funny or interesting, I change the name of the ping to fit the thread.


39 posted on 06/10/2010 9:17:34 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: A_Tradition_Continues

They were both carry-ons.


40 posted on 06/10/2010 9:19:17 AM PDT by Sender (It's never too late to be who you could have been.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Mine are real & not quite that large & my back hurts. I really have no idea why anyone would want to be that big. There are too many things you can't do. I have to wear 2 bras when I ride my horse. And it is not comfortable at all.
41 posted on 06/10/2010 9:19:34 AM PDT by pandoraou812 (Hey 0.....you don't kick A$$, you kiss A$$)
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To: llevrok
1000 ways to die - Breast Expanded & Exploded
42 posted on 06/10/2010 9:21:45 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
They shoulda left an air pocket in with the silicon in the implant to provide some compressibility for the implant.

I should contact her publicist about performing an engineering study. This definitely calls for impact testing....

43 posted on 06/10/2010 9:21:59 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: llevrok

Plane makes emergency water landing...only one survivor.


44 posted on 06/10/2010 9:23:39 AM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Short for “JC”.


45 posted on 06/10/2010 9:25:08 AM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, we have a warrant for your arrest...put your hands behind your back.)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
“J is for Jumblies, baby!” Austin Powers (or something like that).
46 posted on 06/10/2010 9:31:31 AM PDT by Lichgod (Means testing is wrong.)
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To: sten
Nice tits


Nice jugs


Nice melons


47 posted on 06/10/2010 9:32:22 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: TexasCajun

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/lovely.wav


48 posted on 06/10/2010 9:33:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Wilderness Conservative

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/yoy.wav


49 posted on 06/10/2010 9:33:58 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: llevrok

Threads like this are why I come FR!


50 posted on 06/10/2010 9:36:31 AM PDT by safeasthebanks ("The most rewarding part, was when he gave me my money!" - Dr. Nick)
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