Posted on 06/11/2010 4:33:25 AM PDT by Dallas59
Speaking of couples, have you ever wondered why you never see Mickey and Minnie Mouse together? It’s because Minnie Mouse is really Mickey in drag. Think about it.
It's okay, I'm quite happy with you being beautiful instead of cute.
Bugs Bunny is way hotter in drag than Mickey.
I have a story like that.
When I was 14 I was a Civil Air Patrol cadet. I was Information Officer for my cadet squadron, and was interviewed by my local paper for an article about the unit — we were recruiting.
My future brother-in-law (then 15) was an airplane buff, so when his mother saw the piece she read it to him, urging him to join. My future wife (then 10) heard my name and thought “I’m going to marry him some day. What an awful last name.” Then she wondered why she could possibly have thought that. She had never met me. Her brother had never met me (we were going to different Junior High Schools then). He did not join the CAP squadron because he wasn’t the joining type.
Eventually, years later, her brother and I connected when we were in High School because we had similar interests (model-making, airplanes, wargaming). A couple of years after that I met his kid sister. A few years later we started going together because we . . . well, fit together. Eventually we married and have been married for 30+ years.
(She is right though. I have an awful last name. But then she is right about most things.)
There is a plan sometimes...
I’m from Montana. I was serving in Machinery Division of a fast attack submarine, about 15 men in the division. One of the guys I worked with, who is from Virginia, and I both married girls who went to the same high school at the same time in a small town in Michigan.
“Amazing she found shorts shorter than the ones the guy with her was wearing!”
Guys do have dangly bits to be concerned about.
Photoshopped massive government coverup, seven out of the ten voices in my head are yelling don’t shoot !!!
Okay, got that out of my system, move along now ...
Someone please photoshop “Jacob” from lost in that photo, I’d like to submit it to snopes ...
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