Large Boat for Sale (Humor Break)

Best-of-Craigslist ^ | 02-16-2010 | Craigslist

[VRW Conspirator]

Large Boat for sale

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Date: 2010-02-16, 1:17PM CST

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Due to the bad economy, I can no longer afford to fill up the diesel tanks on this thing and pay my crew. Therefore, I am forced to sell my 1977 Nimitz-class aircraft carrier. New paint and propellors. 22 knots max. Looking for around $2,000,000 or best offer. No pirates or scammers.

•Location: North Atlantic
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1603624338

[VRW Conspirator]

Found this ad on Best-of-Craigslist along with a bunch of others that are not-ready-for-FR. Check the link for more. Weeeeeeeeee!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

[Little Pig]

I thought the Nimitz-class were all nukes?

[CPOSharky]

Nimitz in nuclear powered not diesel. Top speed is in excess of 30 knots.

[subterfuge]

Are you the original owner?

Show me the carfax.

Has it been in any accidents?

[smokingfrog]

Sounds like a bargain. The Chicoms would pay a lot more, I’m sure.

[Daffynition]

Are the accessories and add-ons extra?

[al baby]

Yes it went missing for a time being went back in time and still let the Japs hit Pearl harbor

[stylin_geek]

Reminds me of the old motto for the GW Washington: “90,000 tons of diplomacy, anytime, anywhere.”

[AlmaKing]

I don’t have the carfax, but I have a note from the original owner promising that it was never in an accident.

No carfax.

But, it’s a promise.

[subterfuge]

I just need to know whose ass to kick if things don’t work out.

[Made In The USA]

There’s a letter in the glovebox from the little old lady who used to own it. Says she only took it out on Sunday mornings for Church.

[Oztrich Boy]

There’s a 16 year old SoCal girl looking for a new boat. I’m sure this is a size she can easily manage. Her father will contact you as soon as they can gather a few sponsors.

[Hot Tabasco]

Just curious, whats the storage cost for the winter and can I get it shrink wrapped?

[laker_dad]

Does it come with a trailer? I want to launch it in Lake Michigan...

[Daffynition]

LOL ... tail hooker porn.

[stylin_geek]

Wouldn’t you love to see something that size behind a Kenworth going down a freeway?

Of course, the relative scale would be an ant towing an elephant, but, heck, the visual aspect is quite appealing.

[JimRed]

Only 2 mil? Scrap value has to be several times that!

[goseminoles]

If I buy a new boat it needs to have a fish finder and rod holders.

[subterfuge]

Ha! Excellent! I’ll take it!