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Naked woman leads officers on chase
AP (KSL.com) ^ | June 22, 2010

Posted on 06/22/2010 4:25:45 PM PDT by Colofornian

WEST VALLEY CITY, Utah (AP) -- Police say a woman is undergoing a mental evaluation after leading officers on a bizarre chase while she wasn't wearing any clothes.

Officers say she stole two cars, including a police cruiser, and crashed both before she was subdued with a stun gun Tuesday.

West Valley City police Capt. Tom McLachlan says the woman is in her early 30s, but her name is not being released for now. He says doctors need to finish the medical assessment before police decide...charges she may face.

McLachlan says doctors do not believe drugs or alcohol were involved...

McLachlan says the chase started when the woman left her car, climbed into another that was running and drove away. He says she wrecked that car, then slipped through two officers and took off in one of their cruisers.

(Excerpt) Read more at ksl.com ...


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: chase; cruiser; driver; naked
From the article: He says she wrecked that car, then slipped through two officers and took off in one of their cruisers.

(Well, I gotta feeling these two officers won't be recruited to play defense in annual P.D. vs. F.D. pigskin classic...Look for "Instant replay" footage to pop up on Fox-TV's "Cops")

1 posted on 06/22/2010 4:25:46 PM PDT by Colofornian
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To: Colofornian

She must’ve been cruising the strip.


2 posted on 06/22/2010 4:27:48 PM PDT by rfp1234
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To: Colofornian

Crack up?


3 posted on 06/22/2010 4:28:18 PM PDT by P.O.E. ("Danger is My Beer" - Rev. Dr. Fred Lane)
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To: Colofornian

Don’t you know those cops are going to be the butt (pun intended) of jokes from now on.


4 posted on 06/22/2010 4:29:34 PM PDT by bgill (how could a young man born here in Kenya, who is not even a native American, become the POTUS)
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To: Colofornian

NB4 dudes asking if she’s ‘guilty’. *snort*


5 posted on 06/22/2010 4:31:00 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: Colofornian

TPIWWP


6 posted on 06/22/2010 4:31:14 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Even the earth is bipolar.)
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To: Colofornian

Their report should make interesting reading.


7 posted on 06/22/2010 4:31:31 PM PDT by Churchillspirit (9/11/01...NEVER FORGET.)
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To: Colofornian

naked woman subdued with a stun gun
Just the thought of that makes me cringe.


8 posted on 06/22/2010 4:33:16 PM PDT by timeflies
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To: BipolarBob
TPIWWP

Hot chicks are generally crazy. The inverse is never necessarily true.

9 posted on 06/22/2010 4:34:12 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Colofornian

10 posted on 06/22/2010 4:34:46 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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To: Colofornian

Self-ping.


11 posted on 06/22/2010 4:44:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Colofornian

Sounds like something that should run during Benny Hill credits.


12 posted on 06/22/2010 4:46:03 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard
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To: Colofornian

Is this some kind of bust?


13 posted on 06/22/2010 4:47:16 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Colofornian

Is this some kind of bust?


14 posted on 06/22/2010 4:47:22 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: avg_freeper

Looks like the cops almost lost the tail.


15 posted on 06/22/2010 4:55:02 PM PDT by Zack Nguyen
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To: timeflies
naked woman subdued with a stun gun Just the thought of that makes me cringe.

(Must have been part of the Utah Peace Officer's 'CTR' campaign)

Note: For those wanting an interpretation of "CTR" it = Choose The Right ... a prominent abstinence-related slogan in Utah.

16 posted on 06/22/2010 4:56:02 PM PDT by Colofornian (The Lds Lament: If only the 'Restoration' had occurred in a 'Once upon a time' era...)
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To: Colofornian

[cue “Yakety Sax”]


17 posted on 06/22/2010 4:57:09 PM PDT by RichInOC (...Benny Hill, R.I.P.)
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To: avg_freeper
Is this some kind of bust?

(Yes, and of a rather bra-zen woman, I must add :)

18 posted on 06/22/2010 4:57:25 PM PDT by Colofornian (The Lds Lament: If only the 'Restoration' had occurred in a 'Once upon a time' era...)
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To: RichInOC

19 posted on 06/22/2010 4:59:40 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: colorado tanker

Id say Gramma put you damn cloths ON


20 posted on 06/22/2010 5:06:16 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom sarc ;))
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To: Colofornian
Reminds me of an old joke.

A man was walking down the street when a gorgeous naked woman ran past. Shortly several men in white coats came running after her. Last came a man in a white coat carrying a bucket of sand. The walker stopped the last man and asked what was going on. The man with the sand said that the woman was a patient in the asylum and often escaped and ran naked. When asked why he was carrying the bucket of sand he said "This is my handicap, I was the one who caught her last time."

21 posted on 06/22/2010 5:47:42 PM PDT by FreePaul
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To: timeflies

“naked woman subdued with a stun gun
Just the thought of that makes me cringe.”

But - the naked woman might have injured some of those jack booted thugs!


22 posted on 06/22/2010 6:43:42 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is essential to examine principles,)
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To: Colofornian

IF she was already naked, maybe the just felt uncomfortable trying to grab her.


23 posted on 06/22/2010 8:13:04 PM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: Colofornian
Sylvina Beagley:

From the article:

"She did have blood on her body from the initial crash. She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery. She managed to escape the grasp of the two officers," McLachlan said.

And she was off again! This time she got into a squad car and drove away, only to crash into another gate, hit a burm and soar 50 feet in the air.

Beagley didn't stop there either. She ran from the totaled car and scaled a barbed wire fence.

Officers realized a Taser was necessary to stop her, and so it ended.

Wow, hot and sweaty, naked barbed-wire scaling Taser dodging babe alert!

24 posted on 06/23/2010 2:56:25 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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25 posted on 06/23/2010 9:06:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: texas booster
She was hot and sweaty, dirty, and very slippery

I know the type.

26 posted on 06/23/2010 9:09:36 PM PDT by Rome2000 (OBAMA IS A COMMUNIST CRYPTO-MUSLIM)
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To: texas booster
Wow, hot and sweaty, naked barbed-wire scaling Taser dodging babe alert!

All correct except for the "babe" part.

27 posted on 06/24/2010 3:27:39 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Mr. Mojo
And now that I read it again, she didn't do so well on “dodging” the Taser.

Sure hope she was off the barb wire when those jolts hit here.

28 posted on 06/24/2010 10:14:42 PM PDT by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: Colofornian

Here’s another crazy woman driver. It’s hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA3rniJhHeI


29 posted on 08/23/2010 8:26:13 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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