Skip to comments.You get what you deserve vanity (This is so lame that the title will not be zotted.)
Posted on 06/23/2010 5:46:44 PM PDT by oneway
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You signed up in 2000 just to say this?
For your enjoyment, my standard IB4TZ post (this time it’s IATZ)
Sung to the tune of Oh! Susanna, dont you cry for me.
.... Oh, no Bama, please dont lie to me... for Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I come from Minnesota with my laptop on my knee; | Im goin to Free Republic my true love for to see. | It rained all night the day you left, | the weather it was dry; | The sun so hot you froze to death, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | I come from Minnesota, with my laptop on my knee.
I had a dream the other night, | When everything was still; | I thought I saw Obama dear, | A-coming for The Hill. | The smearing lie was in Duluth, | The croc tear in his eye, | Said I, Im coming for the truth | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
I fight in my pajamas, | Its plain for all to see. | I aim to be the next Buckhead; | The media all hate me. | I fell in love with Sarah | When my sister bit a moose. | The Guvnors family ate it up | And then they set it loose. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic, | with my laptop on my knee.
She loves her sons, she likes her guns, | and Triggernometry. | The media will jump the shark | When she makes history. | Well, JimRob knows shell pave the trolls | So controversially, | And Berg will knock Obama down | With friends of Hillary. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you lie to me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
I soon will be in Hawaii, | And then Ill look all round, | And when I find his birth record, | Ill fall upon the ground. | But if I do not find it, | This Freeperll surely die, | And when Im dead and buried, | Obama dont you lie. | | Oh! No Bama, dont you cry for me; | Im off to Free Republic with a laptop on my knee.
Well, you found out this is oneway to leave, didn’t you?
You’ll not be missed dunderhead...
He is on air 4 hours a day. Figure another 4 hours a day for show prep and 2 hours travel, eat, etc. But, he should have one staffer scanning FR and other sites full time so that he knows what his guests are talking about.
Well, I'll try anyway.
It didn't take much.
Snort. Glad I didn't have coffe in my mouth.
Dear Ass Clown,
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Dont you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, Ill bet you couldnt pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that wont go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.
Youre a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
If you arent an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. Youre a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep wont have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day youre a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. Im sorry. I cant go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I dont have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didnt really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us normal people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are challenged persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldnt have been right. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
I Hope This Helps...
I find it remarkable someone would recall, find etc their password after so many years..
reactivated sleeper accounts always fascinate me
Oh my did you give me your morning laugh!
When I was at FR a few months I mentioned on one of the war threads that I had never been flamed & some “ nice friend “ gave me my maiden post.. LOL. It was similar to yours & shorter (heck, maybe it was you!!!). I was just getting to know people at the time & really just went to two threads regularly.. ATRW & the War threads with Nully & gang. I learned politics, history & HTML quite quickly there. Great threads
Yes. I almost wonder if someone trolls for long sleepers and then hacks into them and makes some fun for us.
(with apologies to Deborah Harry)
Oneway or another
we’re gonna ban ya
we’re gonna zot ya zot ya zot ya zot ya
oneway or another
we’re gonna ban ya
we’re gonna zot ya zot ya zot ya zot ya
Well, what's the fun in that?
And Wal-Mart. You can't forget Wal-Mart.
OMG that’s funny! Can I use that once in a while?
I have a cat named Finbar. If you lose another sidebar, you have my blessing to call the next one Finbar.
Or Finbar the Sidebar.
Hey, I snagged it, so I have no say! Go for it!
What? Thundar the Sidecar? What what?
Thanks for the ping!
...tis a sad thing when frustration leads to finger pointing. I guess oneway will go his ownway...
I’d rather drink in a bar than ride in a sidecar.
Take care that no one runs over Finbar with a sidecar on the way home from the bar...
Oneway gets what he deserves...
Crappy response time on servers because he shut down those who would dare to question Jawa and the epic failure that Oneway was....
I got hosed because I dared pointing out Oneway was an epic failure...sorry DAD...I didn’t toe Jawa.
Oneway used to be something else....it actually stood for nothing...
Now this is just a Jawa chamber....
Too damn bad....this from the guy that spent thousands of Jawas on Sore Jawaman signs, stickers and Jawa donations.... and pushed that...the guy who pushed back tons of dollars to Jawa....
Now Oneway is slowly drifting into Jawaness....
Happy now Jawa?...happy you you cut the meat off of Oneway?
Enjoy your trip downhill to Jawaness....
What a sad state of Jawa....
Viva Ace and the Jawa’s....
At least they have the temerity of Utinni!
20 minutes?! Heck... I didn’t know who he was to start with! :-)
lol... that would make him a her ;)
I think that puts you back into stone age bro :D
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