Lingerie model Larissa Riquelme to strip naked despite Paraguay defeat

Metro UK ^ | 07.05.10

[Perdogg]

Thousands of Paraguayan men depressed by the nation's heart-rendering defeat to Spain in the World Cup have been given something to cheer about with the news lingerie model Larissa Riquelme is to honour her pledge to strip naked.

[Perdogg]

'It will be a present to all of the players, and for all the people in Paraguay to enjoy,' she said.

'They tried as hard as possible and gave it their all on the field.'

[Perdogg]

[Cringing Negativism Network]

So not guilty.

[dfwgator]

I find your lack of pictures disturbing.

[Perdogg]

hey they tried.

[Grunthor]

“Lingerie model Larissa Riquelme to strip naked despite Paraguay defeat”

Well mebbe soccer ain’t all bad.

[Yossarian]

So not guilty.

Hmmm, I'm not to sure about that....

[bwc2221]

Obviously, a very patriotic young lady who wants to do what’s best for her country. What did we get when the U.S. lost? Nothing!

[bolobaby]

So not guilty, but still...

[nascarnation]

She looks like a fun girl!

[newfreep]

I also like her cell phone holder...

[Lee'sGhost]

I wanna be Larissa Riquelme’s cell phone.

[dfwgator]

I prefer her countrymate Leryn Franco, who also competed in the Olympics for Paraguay in the Javelin.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

Yikes.

OK so I didn’t scroll down.

But still. That top photo, seems not guilty.

[Dallas59]

Great tattoo...

[21twelve]

I wonder how many calls she gets from the guys sitting 5 feet away?

[1rudeboy]

Looks like one of my ex-girlfriends (who is from Spain).

[newfreep]

What happens if the phone is set to “vibrate”?

[hometoroost]

We can all go to the White House for trophies, a juice box, and a snack.

[1rudeboy]

Isn’t it funny? That would be the American thing to do.

[Wingy]

Google shows two things:

She is obviously not guilty.

She doesn't need anyone to lose a football game to strip naked. She does it early and often.

Google is your friend (Sometimes).

[matt1234]

This thread is guay.

[rogue yam]

Am I the only one thinking that this gal just likes getting her kit off?

[Oldpuppymax]

So which contains more plastic...her or the phone??

[Lazamataz]

I've had better.

Earlier today.

[Lancey Howard]

So which contains more plastic...her or the phone??

We'll have to send Elaine to find out.

[Lazamataz]

I've had better.

Earlier today.

[Lazamataz]

Twice.

[Bigg Red]

heart-rendering

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Good grief! Is this the writing of a student intern — a 3rd-grade student intern?

[Hexenhammer]

Hooray!

[rambo316]

she is nice.

[Bigg Red]

Big-mouthed ho!

[Cringing Negativism Network]

So you would not hit it.

[Lazamataz]

No, I’d still hit it.

[fieldmarshaldj]

[GreenLanternCorps]

What happens if the phone is set to “vibrate”?

Do you remember the deli scene in When Harry Met Sally...?

[Tijeras_Slim]

I also like her cell phone holder...

Probably got a serious vuvuzela too...

[Grunthor]

“What happens if the phone is set to “vibrate”?”

True story; My ex-wife and I were sitting in the theatre with our kids watching the first Shrek movie, this was a day after she had gotten her naughty bits pierced. The room went dark, she put her ringer on vibrate and left her cell in her her lap. 20 minutes into the movie, I noticed the phone slipping “down” so I did what any husband within a year of divorce would do, I surruptitously dialed her phone.

She jumped about three feet from a sitting position. If we weren’t doomed prior to that....this event didn’t help matters.

[Chickensoup]

this was a day after she had gotten her naughty bits pierced.

Pierced? For Pete’s sake WHY?

[Red Dog #1]

"I also like her cell phone holder..."

Sir, in the spirit of constructive criticism, not to be mistaken for nit picking, I would suggest that it would be more accurate for you to like her cell phone holderS. :)

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Shocking. An attention whore is behaving like an attention whore.

Did anyone seriously believe for a moment that from the very start, her ambition was not to doff her duds while some sleazy photographer shot five years of overexposure?

[Hot Tabasco]

Pierced? For Pete’s sake WHY?

Personal clothes line hanger?

[jettester]

We get a silicone shake!

[Grunthor]

Well for one thing, she was completely nanners.

[Chickensoup]

I bet she was.

[Erasmus]

She probably doesn’t realize that cell phones don’t work in tunnels.

[Elsiejay]

In the common vernacular, that would be “heart rending.”

[Impy]

She is a patriot. And her cellphone has my envy.

[newfreep]

Red Eye: Paraguay’s Perfect Pair

http://www.youtube.com/user/redeyerecap?blend=4&ob=4#p/u/3/dny-xA3cP0Q

[andy58-in-nh]

Finally: World Cups I feel like watching.