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Ebcounters with Gnomes
From the Shadows ^ | June 30, 2010 | Jason Offutt

Posted on 07/05/2010 8:08:12 PM PDT by shibumi

Author’s note: A June 2009 “From The Shadows” installment told the tale of “Tammy” whose family was terrorized by an evil, little gnome-like man on their property near the Tule River in Porterville, Calif. Her case is not as isolated as we may hope.

Dan Bortko’s family moved from Wyandotte County, Kan., to Liberty, Mo., in 1948 when he was about nine months old. His family didn’t know it, but something already lived in the house on High Street.

The house, a stucco bungalow built atop a hill in the 1920s, wasn’t the only structure on that site.

“There was a spring in the basement,” Bortko said. “The site of the spring was the site of a large farm from the 1860s through 1914. Our property was the part of a farmyard at some time.”

A barn still sat outside the two-bedroom house when the Bortkos moved there. In that house in 1952, Bortko saw something that has haunted in his mind since.

“I’ll call him a troll because that’s what he reminded me of,” Bortko said.

Regardless of the name – troll, gnome, dwarf, goblin – these diminutive, human-like earth creatures have littered cultural mythology across the globe. And they are known to approach, and sometimes abduct, children.

Bortko, 4, napped in the same room as his two younger brothers, both in cribs, when something roused him from sleep. As his eyes slid open, he realized he and his baby brothers weren’t alone.

“I had just awakened form a nap and was rubbing my eyes and saw what you would call a troll,” Bortko said. “It was an old man with a long beard, large nose, about three feet tall standing at the foot of my bed. And I was astounded.”

The little old man wore German lederhosen and held a smoking pipe in his hand. As the little old man stood looking at Bortko, he smiled through his beard, winked and disappeared through the closet door.

“The only thing I could mutter was ‘goss,’” Bortko said. “My mother came in and opened the closet door and on the top shelf was a toy rubber goose.”

Bortko knows he didn’t say “goose,” the word “goss” had something to do with his troll.

Although Bortko doesn’t think he saw the little man again, later in life his mother told him he often talked about someone no one else could see.

“As a child my mother said I had an imaginary friend and I called it by its name,” he said. “My mother said it sounded like a science fiction movie name.”

During this time Bortko remembers looking out his bedroom window at night and seeing people near the old barn in the backyard – little people.

“That’s what scared me,” he said. “There were fairy tales pictures on my wall. There was a man on the mountain smoking a pipe. And this reminded me of him.”

As a child, Bortko, now an artist with a master’s degree in photography from Southern Illinois University-Carbondale, once tried to capture his little man on paper.

“I remember doing a drawing of a picture of a man’s face with large dark eyes,” he said. “And my brother Bill started crying. Every time he saw it he was out of his wits.”

Maybe Bortko wasn’t the only person in his house who saw the “troll.” He certainly wasn’t the only person of that era who saw it.

David Schwab, 52, grew up in Orange, N.J., and is familiar with tales of a similar entity. His friend Jerry saw one of these “trolls” in the early 1960s.

“I remember Jerry always talking about some kind of troll/elf/leprechaun-type critter with a rather long beard being on his steps,” Schwab said.

Schwab met with Jerry in December 2009 before his friend moved to the Philippines and asked him about the story.

“He said that when he was a kid, he was in his backyard and was startled by a small gnome-like man with a long beard, standing by his back porch,” Schwab said. “He said he had funny clothes on and a pointed hat and all.”

The entity, about two or three feet tall, just stood at the steps, staring at him. This wasn’t the last time the gnome made an appearance at Jerry’s house.

When Jerry was in his 20s, his five-year-old nephew took a nap in a converted bedroom his family called the ‘shower room’ because it had once been a bathroom, a showerhead still jutted from the wall.

“His nephew started crying and ran downstairs,” Schwab said. “He said that he was woken by a small man with a long white beard that stood and looked at him. Now that's weird.”

Copyright 2010 by Jason Offutt


TOPICS: Gardening; Humor; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bes; evil; gnomes; godsgravesglyphs; haunting
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Anybody for a live-in travel consultant?
1 posted on 07/05/2010 8:08:14 PM PDT by shibumi
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To: shibumi

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2 posted on 07/05/2010 8:13:29 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Salamander; Markos33; Allegra; humblegunner; Eaker; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv; Larry Lucido; ...

It is rumored that the Little German Gnome has started a conservative blog, in order to get some respect and enhance his reputation on the internet.


3 posted on 07/05/2010 8:13:57 PM PDT by shibumi ( "Tsuru no Sugomori")
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To: shibumi

4 posted on 07/05/2010 8:17:46 PM PDT by AndrewB (FUBO)
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To: shibumi
Robert Reich Pictures, Images and Photos

So THAT's what Robert Reich is up to these days.

5 posted on 07/05/2010 8:20:34 PM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: AndrewB

Blimey! It is a troll!

I knew I had seen that face before, mate!


6 posted on 07/05/2010 8:28:14 PM PDT by Anita1 ("Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.")
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To: shibumi

7 posted on 07/05/2010 8:31:54 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: All

Before anyone say it -

YES! I didn’t proofread the headling.

(Or that last sentence either!)


8 posted on 07/05/2010 8:32:55 PM PDT by shibumi ( "Tsuru no Sugomori")
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To: shibumi

bookmark for later read


9 posted on 07/05/2010 8:41:14 PM PDT by CONSERVE
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Gods
Graves
Glyphs
Thanks shibumi.

Whatever this is (figment, fact, or fenomenon) throughout the ages and cultures, it's been goin' on. The ancient Egyptians had Bes:
  • Bes -- "Bes was the god of music and dance, the god of war and slaughter, and a destroying force of nature. He was also a protector of children. Bes is most likely of equatorial African origin, although some think he is Semitic (Middle Eastern). Bes was usually portrayed as a dwarf with a large head. He is bearded with his tongue sticking out. He has a flat nose, bushy eyebrows and hair, large projecting ears. Around his body, he wears the skin of an animal and its tail hangs down behind him and touches the ground. He wears on his head a tiara of feathers, suggesting an African origin. Sometimes he is shown in profile, but he is usually seen full face (highly unusual in Egyptian artistic conventions). As a god of music he is sometimes shown playing a harp. As a warrior he wears a short military tunic and holds a shield and a short sword. One of the earliest portrayals of Bes is in the Temple of Hatshepsut. Hatshepsut was a female Pharaoh of the New Kingdom."
In the Late Kingdom (Ptolemaic and Roman periods) Bes hit a boom in popularity, not unlike the modern lawn dwarf.

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10 posted on 07/05/2010 9:13:28 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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http://www.touregypt.net/featurestories/bestbt.htm
http://www.touregypt.net/godsofegypt/bes.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bes


11 posted on 07/05/2010 9:15:07 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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He has a flat nose, bushy eyebrows and hair, large projecting ears.

Bonny Prince Charlie's ancestor?

12 posted on 07/05/2010 9:16:25 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: Darksheare

I don’t know how, but I do know that, you are involved somehow.


13 posted on 07/05/2010 9:20:03 PM PDT by null and void (We are now in day 528 of our national holiday from reality. - 0bama really isn't one of US.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Started out as a kitty, as did at least two other Egyptian deities.


14 posted on 07/05/2010 9:26:22 PM PDT by SunkenCiv ("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I once had a gnu wander through my room and exit into the closet. The gnu was on duty. Much to my sister’s relief, the moose had the night off.

From that day on, I never again ordered mushrooms on my pizza.


15 posted on 07/05/2010 9:32:12 PM PDT by Grizzled Bear (Does not play well with others)
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To: JoeProBono

What is this picture of Robert Byrd doing here?


16 posted on 07/05/2010 9:36:12 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: SunkenCiv

If I had to pick any of those Egyptian ‘dieties’ to pal around with, it would be Bes. Fun company on a good day; great to have around (as a pal) in a fight.


17 posted on 07/05/2010 9:53:23 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: Grizzled Bear; shibumi

18 posted on 07/05/2010 10:01:37 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: AndrewB

Ugh! Did you have to?


19 posted on 07/05/2010 10:10:55 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013- The end of an error.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
There's a reason for the grin.....


20 posted on 07/05/2010 10:12:48 PM PDT by shibumi ( "Tsuru no Sugomori")
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