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Cougar women on the prowl in Toronto tonight
Winnipeg Free Press ^ | 9/07/2010 1:48 PM | The Canadian Press

Posted on 07/09/2010 12:34:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise

TORONTO - A man organizing tonight's cougar convention in Toronto says he hopes hundreds of older women prowl the area for younger men.

Rich Gosse says he dated older women when he was a young man, but has since become older than the cougars so can't date them anymore.

He says he hopes so-called cougar women and young men, who he calls cubs, will find a lasting relationship at the one-night convention.

One woman will be also crowned Miss Cougar Canada, and win a cougar cruise.

The convention starts at 7 p.m. at Tattoo Rock Parlour on Queen Street West.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: blamecanada; breakingnews; canadianidiots; cougars; nopicturesplease
Note: This was in the BREAKING NEWS section of the Winnipeg Free Press.

Must be lonely up in Canada.

1 posted on 07/09/2010 12:34:08 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!
He says he hopes so-called cougar women and young men, who he calls cubs, will find a lasting relationship at the one-night (stand) convention.
2 posted on 07/09/2010 12:34:59 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Wish I had a car...


3 posted on 07/09/2010 12:35:09 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Canada is looking pretty good. Solid banks, good economy, lots of English speakers (except Quebec), decent beer, booming energy and minerals industry and so pretty nice looking women plus - no Obama.


4 posted on 07/09/2010 12:40:17 PM PDT by Frantzie (Democrats = Party of I*lam)
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To: wastedyears

Article is July 7th. You’ll need a time machine.


5 posted on 07/09/2010 12:40:17 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: wastedyears

There are always rentals...


6 posted on 07/09/2010 12:40:41 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Army Air Corps

You mean instead of Cougar Conventions?


7 posted on 07/09/2010 12:41:19 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Nah, I was speaking of cars.


8 posted on 07/09/2010 12:42:32 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: a fool in paradise

OK, so WHAT is a “cougar cruise”? A ship full of older gals looking for younger men?

Wow.


9 posted on 07/09/2010 12:43:28 PM PDT by RexBeach ("Duty is ours; consequences are God's." Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson)
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To: a fool in paradise

Cougar Alert!


10 posted on 07/09/2010 12:45:23 PM PDT by Hexenhammer (sic semper tyrannis)
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To: a fool in paradise

tattoo Rock Parlour...The only Cougars attending this thing will be hard-up, ragged out hags, is my guess.


11 posted on 07/09/2010 12:46:49 PM PDT by hoe_cake
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To: Frantzie

Crap health care, no freedom of speech, human rights tribunals (ie gays and minorities stringing you up), freaking cold, and european taxes. Not that great.


12 posted on 07/09/2010 12:49:14 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: Army Air Corps

Oh yeah, that too.


13 posted on 07/09/2010 12:51:04 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: hoe_cake
tattoo Rock Parlour...The only Cougars attending this thing will be hard-up, ragged out hags, is my guess.

Here's a previous winner:

If that's their ragged out hags, I'd LOVE to see their pretty ones!

14 posted on 07/09/2010 1:07:18 PM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Indignation over the Sting of Truth is the defense of the indefensible)
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To: PugetSoundSoldier

OK, you made your point!

BTW, how old is she anyway?


15 posted on 07/09/2010 1:20:00 PM PDT by hoe_cake
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To: PugetSoundSoldier

‘If that’s their ragged out hags, I’d LOVE to see their pretty ones!”

The pretty ones will only talk to guys who own an iPhone.


16 posted on 07/09/2010 1:20:03 PM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
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To: hoe_cake

I think she’s 39... Officially, if a woman is over 35 she can be a cougar!


17 posted on 07/09/2010 1:28:41 PM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Indignation over the Sting of Truth is the defense of the indefensible)
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To: PugetSoundSoldier

Over 35, a woman is just getting started!!!!


18 posted on 07/09/2010 1:30:25 PM PDT by hoe_cake
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To: a fool in paradise

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/dog.wav


19 posted on 07/09/2010 1:40:00 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: PugetSoundSoldier

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/goldberg.wav


20 posted on 07/09/2010 1:41:07 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: driftdiver
The pretty ones will only talk to guys who own an iPhone.

Thankfully that's only in the US, apparently. Here in Thailand they'll talk to you just for smiling! They don't judge you by your cell phone but your attitude. Quite refreshing, actually...

21 posted on 07/09/2010 1:43:53 PM PDT by PugetSoundSoldier (Indignation over the Sting of Truth is the defense of the indefensible)
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To: a fool in paradise

22 posted on 07/09/2010 1:45:33 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: JoeProBono

23 posted on 07/09/2010 1:46:54 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise

24 posted on 07/09/2010 1:53:26 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: JoeProBono

25 posted on 07/09/2010 1:58:03 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: PugetSoundSoldier
Also this week:

Lithuanian Village Holds Goat Beauty Contest (Oddity Central ^ | July 6, 2010)


26 posted on 07/09/2010 1:59:25 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise

27 posted on 07/09/2010 10:17:54 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: a fool in paradise
Article is July 7th. You’ll need a time machine.

A really good one, to get them to hunt me.

28 posted on 07/10/2010 4:40:35 PM PDT by LexBaird (Tyrannosaurus Lex, unapologetic carnivore)
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