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Police sort out story of New Jersey car crash - SUV crashes during sex but reported as carjacking
AP via Houston Chronicle ^ | July 15, 2010 | no byline

Posted on 07/15/2010 1:43:38 PM PDT by a fool in paradise

Authorities say a New Jersey woman told them she was carjacked to cover up the fact that her car crashed because she was having sex...

Police say she later admitted she picked up a man and let him drive, and the car crashed into a tree while they were engaged in a sex act. Officers say the car had been set on fire.

...She has refused to identify the man.

(Excerpt) Read more at chron.com ...


TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: evenlazwouldnthitit; guilty; lazwouldhitit; napl; newjersey; suv; suvaccident

1 posted on 07/15/2010 1:43:41 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: Slings and Arrows

Guilty.

2 posted on 07/15/2010 1:45:06 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise

The article describes the woman in question as 5’4”, 300 lbs.


3 posted on 07/15/2010 1:45:06 PM PDT by wideawake
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To: a fool in paradise

And here I thought Nav systems and texting were distracting drivers.


4 posted on 07/15/2010 1:45:24 PM PDT by Tarpon (Obama-Speak ... the fusion of sophistry and Newspeak. It's not a gift, it's just lies.)
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To: a fool in paradise

..the air bag went off and she is having him surgically removed from...


5 posted on 07/15/2010 1:47:13 PM PDT by RantEng (Middle aged and cynical, heading towards old and crotchety)
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To: a fool in paradise

Coming and going don’t mix....


6 posted on 07/15/2010 1:47:24 PM PDT by Snickersnee (Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?)
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To: Tarpon

DWI - Driving While Inserted


7 posted on 07/15/2010 1:47:48 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise
Guilty? That is industrial strength GUILTY. Stevie wonder wouldn't hit that after 10 beers.
8 posted on 07/15/2010 1:47:57 PM PDT by JPG (Mr. Gore, or is it Mr. Stone or Mr. Woody? Whatever, you're under arrest.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Obamavoter.


9 posted on 07/15/2010 1:51:12 PM PDT by Hardraade (I want gigaton warheads now!!)
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To: a fool in paradise
SUV crashes during sex but reported as carjacking

I have when SUV's have sex in public. They should get a garage.

-PJ

10 posted on 07/15/2010 1:51:28 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too ("Comprehensive" reform bills only end up as incomprehensible messes.)
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To: a fool in paradise; dbwz

Can’t be native New Jersey..they didn’t blame the SUV


11 posted on 07/15/2010 1:56:43 PM PDT by jughandle (Don't bite your friends.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Political Junkie Too
Well, something was being jacked, but apparently it wasn't the car.
12 posted on 07/15/2010 1:57:15 PM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
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To: a fool in paradise
She has refused to identify the man.

She was just so damn grateful he would have sex with her.

Letting him wreck her SUV and set it on fire was the decent thing to do.

13 posted on 07/15/2010 1:57:23 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: a fool in paradise

Oh my. This image is just TMI.


14 posted on 07/15/2010 1:59:07 PM PDT by hoe_cake ( Society of the Descendents of the Signers of the Constitution)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
...She has refused to identify the man.

You're safe, Laz.


15 posted on 07/15/2010 2:15:18 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: a fool in paradise

GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY!!!!

(I don’t care what the charge is.... MY EYES!!!)


16 posted on 07/15/2010 2:15:56 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Always refer to the Libs' new group as"ONE NATION, UNDER G-D!" That'll drive 'em nuts!)
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To: a fool in paradise

17 posted on 07/15/2010 2:17:15 PM PDT by nesnah
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To: Responsibility2nd

LOL!


18 posted on 07/15/2010 2:19:08 PM PDT by 21twelve ( UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES MY ARSE: "..now begin the work of remaking America."-Obama, 1/20/09)
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To: Political Junkie Too

LOL!
Very good!


19 posted on 07/15/2010 2:19:48 PM PDT by MaryFromMichigan
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To: a fool in paradise

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/yoy.wav


20 posted on 07/15/2010 2:26:30 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: a fool in paradise
The World According To Garp car crash scene comes to mind.
21 posted on 07/15/2010 2:30:25 PM PDT by Deaf Smith
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To: a fool in paradise

GUILTY!


22 posted on 07/15/2010 2:34:54 PM PDT by njslim
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To: a fool in paradise

AARRGGHHHH!!!! Warn someone first, will you?


23 posted on 07/15/2010 2:36:51 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: metmom

New Jersey wasn’t warning enough?


24 posted on 07/15/2010 2:42:12 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Not guilty due to factual impossibility!


25 posted on 07/15/2010 2:50:59 PM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: a fool in paradise

Well.....

Tell me. Is Vineland near Camden?


26 posted on 07/15/2010 3:11:21 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: jughandle
Can’t be native New Jersey..they didn’t blame the SUV

Was the SUV a Hummer?

27 posted on 07/15/2010 3:15:04 PM PDT by WhirlwindAttack (My Rascal scooter has a gun rack and a full charge. Unleash hell. Attack of the old farts;)
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To: JPG

Guy must have had 11 beers.


28 posted on 07/15/2010 3:34:20 PM PDT by TheOldLady ("...Ronald Reagan, the man who put freedom on the offensive, as it should be." -- Maggie Thatcher)
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To: a fool in paradise

That ugly whore couldn’t pay me enough to get close to my emergency brake!


29 posted on 07/15/2010 3:39:23 PM PDT by rmlew (There is no such thing as a Blue Dog Democrat; just a liberals who lies.)
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To: Deaf Smith

Well, we do have her picture but what about one of Stumpy?


30 posted on 07/15/2010 3:48:54 PM PDT by NonValueAdded ("Obama suffers from decision-deficit disorder." Oliver North 6/25/10)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“SUV crashes during sex but reported as carjacking”

So THAT’S how they make Mini Coopers.


31 posted on 07/15/2010 3:49:07 PM PDT by Darksheare (I've been told that I drive like a cop. I don't know if that's a compliment or an insult.)
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To: a fool in paradise
DWI - Driving While Inserted

I got the impression it was DWGABJ

Having sexual intercourse while driving is mighty difficult................ especially with a 300 lb heifer

....and no I'm NOT speaking from experience

32 posted on 07/15/2010 3:49:36 PM PDT by Popman (Why does the New Black Panther Party want to kill saltines ?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Actually, the circumstances should have been enough.

I’ve never heard of a case of public indecency or sex where the parties involved are lookers.


33 posted on 07/15/2010 4:01:20 PM PDT by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise
The "crashed during sex story" was also a lie!


Cops: NJ woman made up carjacking, car-sex crash [excerpt]

Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says Blasse and her boyfriend actually stole a laptop computer from a car and slipped away from pursuing police in her car, but then crashed and attempted to set the vehicle on fire.

Blasse and 27-year-old Henry Goode Jr. face charges including arson, burglary and hindering apprehension.

34 posted on 07/15/2010 4:16:20 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: Darksheare

If it’s [CENSORED] sex, you get Smart Cars.


35 posted on 07/15/2010 4:19:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: jughandle

Did you make up that tagline just for this occasion?


36 posted on 07/15/2010 9:11:27 PM PDT by dbwz (DISSENT IS PATRIOTIC)
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To: ApplegateRanch

You haz shattered mah tiny faith. *sad_kitten_eyes*


37 posted on 07/15/2010 9:18:57 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Popman
"Having sexual intercourse while driving is mighty difficult..."

That's why you should always park first...

...and wash your car.

38 posted on 07/15/2010 9:19:15 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack
That's why you should always park first...

And be careful WHERE you park.

About 50 years ago, while I was in grammar school, the local area CHP pulled off the highway, and parked way out in the brush; and so did the wife of a local Forest Service ranger. The hood of the CHP car was clean; and the brush shielded them from prying eyes...except from the lookout tower on top of a nearby mountain.

The person manning the lookout saw the CHP car pull into & park in the odd spot, got curious, and then also recognized her car.

There was no mistaking what happened next, on the hood of the patrol car.

The lookout radioed the hubby, and the rest, as they say, is history.

39 posted on 07/15/2010 10:51:14 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
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To: dbwz

Yeah. The airbag caused ‘complications’.


40 posted on 07/16/2010 4:34:01 AM PDT by jughandle (Don't bite your friends.)
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To: ApplegateRanch

Mister Ranger’s NOT gonna like that, Yogi.


41 posted on 07/16/2010 7:04:24 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: jughandle

You know, it could be that the bitey part happened first... thus the crash.


42 posted on 07/16/2010 7:28:34 AM PDT by dbwz (jughandle sez: "Don't bite your friends.")
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To: a fool in paradise

So, so guilty.


43 posted on 07/16/2010 8:45:49 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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