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(-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

Posted on 07/16/2010 5:30:01 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

It's a lively game of cinema karaoke, with Obama as the unwitting star.
See if you like him better in Bonnie and Clyde, Gone With The Wind, or maybe just on CNN.




TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: actor; ofst; photoshop; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP?


2 posted on 07/16/2010 5:30:46 AM PDT by CholeraJoe ("What did the English ever give you? Muffins and a burnt White House. ")
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To: Lucky9teen

IBTP!


3 posted on 07/16/2010 5:30:53 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP FIVE!!


4 posted on 07/16/2010 5:31:31 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...



TIME FOR SOME SILLINESS


CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST




5 posted on 07/16/2010 5:32:10 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Missed IBTP by seconds...


6 posted on 07/16/2010 5:37:13 AM PDT by CPOSharky (They ain't "illegals." They are just unregistered democrats.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Either no one is funny anymore....or everyone has given up on BEING funny...so...in honor of Friday's Silliness Thread, and the Open being played on the Old Course, here's a little "day brightener" for all you "tech-o-philes"!

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello?
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yep, sure am.....
WOMAN: I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much...
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $85,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options...
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000...down from $1.500,000
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too. The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

There! Ain't life grand, tho??

7 posted on 07/16/2010 5:38:43 AM PDT by Logic n' Reason ("Buzzard's gotta eat; same as worms.")
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To: absolootezer0

California vs. Arizona

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 after testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 for testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a “coyote awareness” program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files suit against the State.

Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And that’s why California is broke.


8 posted on 07/16/2010 5:40:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Woo Hoo, finally a top 10 for me!


9 posted on 07/16/2010 5:40:30 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Lucky9teen

yay it’s FRIDAY!


10 posted on 07/16/2010 5:41:54 AM PDT by holly go-rightly
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To: Lucky9teen

top ten fianlly


11 posted on 07/16/2010 5:42:04 AM PDT by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
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To: Lucky9teen
CITIZEN KANE

APPROVES OF THIS SILLINESS

12 posted on 07/16/2010 5:42:14 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Lucky9teen

Winner.

13 posted on 07/16/2010 5:43:27 AM PDT by Pan_Yan
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To: holly go-rightly

Beat me by 8 seconds


14 posted on 07/16/2010 5:45:24 AM PDT by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
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To: Lucky9teen
It's a lively game of cinema karaoke, with Obama as the unwitting star. See if you like him better in Bonnie and Clyde, Gone With The Wind, or maybe just on CNN.

Actually I would like him best "on his way out"

15 posted on 07/16/2010 5:50:23 AM PDT by verga (I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
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To: Lucky9teen
Photobucket
16 posted on 07/16/2010 5:52:00 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Hey, I don’t see Out of Africa, The Manchurian Candidate or Red Dawn here!


17 posted on 07/16/2010 5:59:39 AM PDT by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: Lucky9teen

Remembrance - a good thing:

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life.

After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, “Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?”

Murphy said, “I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn had a hat just like mine and I knew he came to church every Sunday. I also knew that he had to take off his hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn’s hat.”

The priest said, “Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn’t steal McGlynn’s hat. What changed your mind?”

Murphy replied, “Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided that I didn’t need to steal McGlynn’s hat after all.”

With a tear in his eye the priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; “After I talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn in Hell?”

Murphy slowly shook his head. “No, Father, after ya talked about ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ I remembered where I left me hat.”


18 posted on 07/16/2010 6:13:53 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Classic Cartoon Statistics

(C)Copyright 2010, C. Burke. All rights reserved.


There were so many absolutes in the classic cartoons, and the only shades of gray were the penguins and rabbits.


19 posted on 07/16/2010 6:19:47 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: Lucky9teen

20 posted on 07/16/2010 6:36:01 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Wow! Great lineup of movie posters. I can’t pick out my favorite.


21 posted on 07/16/2010 6:45:50 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono
Summertime Safety Tip #312

The ski jump is closed. Find something else to do.


22 posted on 07/16/2010 6:47:03 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Tanniker Smith
My all time favorite classic cartoon:


23 posted on 07/16/2010 6:48:13 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Tanniker Smith

Here’s the entire toon.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55G7T8VdWEs


24 posted on 07/16/2010 6:49:23 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Lucky9teen; JoeProBono
Summertime Safety Tip #411

Don't drink the pool water.

Vienna swimmers drink 5,000 litres pool water a day (Austrian Independent 12. 07. 10.)

25 posted on 07/16/2010 6:51:40 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Tanniker Smith

Maybe we should sic Bugs on 0bama.

“Eh, (chomp chomg) NEXT!”


26 posted on 07/16/2010 6:55:01 AM PDT by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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To: Lucky9teen

27 posted on 07/16/2010 6:55:13 AM PDT by MissTed (Never buy products from ACME.)
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To: Lucky9teen

LMAO!!


28 posted on 07/16/2010 7:07:20 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our Troops, and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Loved the posters, especially the “belligerence” one. I guess we can all assume that we are the ones squealing like a pig! Oh can I say that or is that anti-muslim?


29 posted on 07/16/2010 7:07:50 AM PDT by DieNarrin (Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity!)
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To: fredhead

That one is in my top ten for sure!


30 posted on 07/16/2010 7:08:52 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Support our Troops, and vote out the RINOS!)
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To: MissTed

31 posted on 07/16/2010 7:10:41 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: MissTed

32 posted on 07/16/2010 7:12:09 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: MissTed

33 posted on 07/16/2010 7:12:35 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: a fool in paradise
The Ultimate Facebook..

I'll admit, the picture creeps me out.

34 posted on 07/16/2010 7:22:26 AM PDT by MissTed (Never buy products from ACME.)
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To: a fool in paradise

35 posted on 07/16/2010 7:27:00 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: a fool in paradise

36 posted on 07/16/2010 7:28:07 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: a fool in paradise

37 posted on 07/16/2010 7:29:16 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: a fool in paradise

38 posted on 07/16/2010 7:30:29 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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39 posted on 07/16/2010 7:34:25 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (The upcoming election is the most important in our lifetimes!!!)
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To: Lucky9teen
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BE STILL MY HEART!


40 posted on 07/16/2010 7:41:04 AM PDT by Dick Bachert (The upcoming election is the most important in our lifetimes!!!)
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To: MissTed
What is brown and sticky?







A stick.
41 posted on 07/16/2010 7:47:07 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: MissTed
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?







A carrot.
42 posted on 07/16/2010 7:47:43 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Did you see the morning news? ...Obama's Al Qaeda ties finally confirmed...


43 posted on 07/16/2010 7:49:21 AM PDT by Daffynition (There is no other cheese.)
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To: a fool in paradise

So true! lol

44 posted on 07/16/2010 8:01:12 AM PDT by MissTed (Never buy products from ACME.)
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To: Lucky9teen
"Attention Walmart Shoppers!!"



Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her......working her arms?



WOW! That’s so cool! JanSport came out with a new flesh colored fanny-pack….wait….hold on….can it be….is it…..OH MY DEAR GOD!



Damn!...just...Damn!!



HEY! HEY! ---HOLD STILL!!! There’s a ****in’ jellyfish on your head! HOLD STILL SO I CAN GET IT OFF!!!



The irony here is overwhelming.



How did we get to this point as a species???



I cannot confirm if this is indeed THE Little Miss Muffet.



OOOOWWW, she’s a BRICK (da-na-na-na) HOUSE. She’s MIGHTY- MIGHTY, just LETTIN’ it ALL hang-out.

45 posted on 07/16/2010 8:03:28 AM PDT by Bean Counter (don't forget the barbed wire...)
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To: a fool in paradise

Thank goodness for Adblock Plus.


46 posted on 07/16/2010 8:12:34 AM PDT by upchuck (This November, we MUST win by more votes than they can cheat by. h/t to originalbuckeye)
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To: Bean Counter
How did we get to this point as a species???

I take it you still have not seen Idiocracy.




47 posted on 07/16/2010 8:14:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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48 posted on 07/16/2010 8:15:44 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: fredhead
Classic!! They just don't make em like they used to and they NEVER show em anymore either.

Here's my favorite all time cartoon

49 posted on 07/16/2010 8:19:34 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: Bean Counter

50 posted on 07/16/2010 8:20:15 AM PDT by bmwcyle (It is Satan's fault)
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