(-:~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd~:-)

[Lucky9teen]

It's a lively game of cinema karaoke, with Obama as the unwitting star.
See if you like him better in Bonnie and Clyde, Gone With The Wind, or maybe just on CNN.

[a fool in paradise]

Soviet Farmvillesky

[clearcarbon]

"be all that you can be"

[Arrowhead1952]

I got those - plus more, in an email yesterday.

[BenLurkin]

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[Tanniker Smith]

Oh, that is soooooo wrong.

errr .... Can they come over to exterminate my place?

[Tanniker Smith]

Don't know how old folks on this thread are, but you might remember a few of these names ....

Friday, July 16, 2010

Hollywood Magic Squares

There aren't too many ways to "mathematize" Charo's name, which is actually
María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten,
or so she says.

(x, why?) Number Puzzle #1.

[ItsForTheChildren]

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen—

“That’s... that’s enough music for now lads,
*** there’s dirty work afoot*** ???.”

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
(”No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(”I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(”no!”)
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
(”I didn’t!”)
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking (”I never did!”) to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
(”all lies!”)
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
(”I never!”)

[MissTed]

[Nateman]

[Lucky9teen]

We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!

[Apple Blossom]

A man in Arizona looking to join the Maricipa County Sheriff’s Dept. was being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications look good, but there’s an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, “Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six “progressive liberal” democrats, and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?” the man asked.

“That’s the attitude we’re looking for!” said the Sergeant, “When can you start?”

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[Nateman]

[pappyone]

Just..too...damn...funny!

[Ingtar]

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children started to discuss the dog’s duties.
“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.
“No,” said another, “he’s just for good luck.”
Then a third child brought the argument to a close...
“They use the dog,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrant.”