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Posted on 07/16/2010 5:30:01 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: a fool in paradise

That movie is just plain awesome. Every time I watch it, I catch something new.


51 posted on 07/16/2010 8:25:03 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: bmwcyle

52 posted on 07/16/2010 8:28:51 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: Lucky9teen

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job.

The foreman frowned and said, “I have to ask you this: “Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?”

“Well, as a matter of fact, I have!”

“I’ve been divorced three times, owned 2 Toyotas, and I voted for Obama.”


53 posted on 07/16/2010 8:28:57 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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54 posted on 07/16/2010 8:37:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: MissTed

55 posted on 07/16/2010 8:41:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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56 posted on 07/16/2010 8:41:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: fredhead

This is my all-time favorite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBDYNnBoX3E


57 posted on 07/16/2010 8:42:22 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Lucky9teen

We gots roadrunners all over the place; a couple of years ago we had an Aussie weekend visitor and he laughed when he first saw one......said his kids thought they’re “as big as Emus”...


58 posted on 07/16/2010 8:42:32 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Tanniker Smith

59 posted on 07/16/2010 8:57:08 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m here. Finally!!


60 posted on 07/16/2010 8:57:24 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome home to my awesome army grandson!! Prayers and yellow ribbons for Anoreth of CG fame!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Soviet Farmvillesky


61 posted on 07/16/2010 9:14:20 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: CholeraJoe
"be all that you can be"


62 posted on 07/16/2010 9:31:25 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Bean Counter

I got those - plus more, in an email yesterday.


63 posted on 07/16/2010 9:34:27 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: Lucky9teen

64 posted on 07/16/2010 9:40:35 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: CholeraJoe
fixedit
65 posted on 07/16/2010 9:53:29 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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Holyzero
66 posted on 07/16/2010 9:54:45 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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scamwow
67 posted on 07/16/2010 9:55:08 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: BenLurkin
Oh, that is soooooo wrong.

errr .... Can they come over to exterminate my place?

68 posted on 07/16/2010 9:55:30 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: Tanniker Smith
Don't know how old folks on this thread are, but you might remember a few of these names ....


Friday, July 16, 2010

Hollywood Magic Squares





There aren't too many ways to "mathematize" Charo's name, which is actually
María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten,
or so she says.

(x, why?) Number Puzzle #1.



69 posted on 07/16/2010 9:57:23 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Obi-Wan Palin: Strike her down and she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.)
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To: Nateman

Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Robin.

His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen—

“That’s... that’s enough music for now lads,
*** there’s dirty work afoot*** ???.”

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
(”No!”)
Bravely ran away away.
(”I didn’t!”)
When danger reared it’s ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
(”no!”)
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
(”I didn’t!”)
And gallantly he chickened out.

****Bravely**** taking (”I never did!”) to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
(”all lies!”)
Bravest of the braaaave, Sir Robin!
(”I never!”)


70 posted on 07/16/2010 9:58:55 AM PDT by ItsForTheChildren
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To: Lucky9teen

71 posted on 07/16/2010 10:04:17 AM PDT by MissTed (Never buy products from ACME.)
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To: Lucky9teen

72 posted on 07/16/2010 10:17:29 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: Nateman
We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!

73 posted on 07/16/2010 10:30:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (I'll just say the 2nd amendment to the Constitution is there for a reason!)
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To: bmwcyle

A man in Arizona looking to join the Maricipa County Sheriff’s Dept. was being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications look good, but there’s an attitude suitability test you must pass before you can be accepted.”

Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says to the man, “Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six “progressive liberal” democrats, and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?” the man asked.

“That’s the attitude we’re looking for!” said the Sergeant, “When can you start?”


74 posted on 07/16/2010 10:35:51 AM PDT by Apple Blossom (Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed regularly, and for the same reason.)
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To: Lucky9teen

75 posted on 07/16/2010 10:42:53 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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76 posted on 07/16/2010 10:43:19 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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77 posted on 07/16/2010 10:43:50 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: Nateman
wtf-pics-cupid-fists
78 posted on 07/16/2010 10:47:57 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: Nateman

Just..too...damn...funny!


79 posted on 07/16/2010 11:11:44 AM PDT by pappyone (New to Freep, still working a tag line.)
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To: pappyone

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
The children started to discuss the dog’s duties.
“They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.
“No,” said another, “he’s just for good luck.”
Then a third child brought the argument to a close...
“They use the dog,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrant.”


80 posted on 07/16/2010 1:58:42 PM PDT by Ingtar (If he could have taxed it, Obama's hole would have been plugged by now.)
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81 posted on 07/16/2010 2:34:21 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: CholeraJoe

Finally Friday

82 posted on 07/16/2010 4:09:29 PM PDT by sbhitchc (Check your premise, contradictions do not exist -Francisco Domingo Carlos Andres Sabastien D'anconia)
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To: Bean Counter

Sheesh, I haven’t eaten dinner yet, not sure I want any now. Damn, just damn.


83 posted on 07/16/2010 4:12:46 PM PDT by mojitojoe (When crisis becomes opportunity, crisis becomes the goal.)
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84 posted on 07/16/2010 4:38:11 PM PDT by mojitojoe (When crisis becomes opportunity, crisis becomes the goal.)
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To: Lucky9teen

85 posted on 07/23/2010 7:36:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Will must be the harder, courage the bolder, spirit must be the more, as our might lessens.)
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86 posted on 07/23/2010 7:38:37 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: BenLurkin; Lucky9teen

where is this week’s thread?


87 posted on 07/23/2010 7:38:55 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: y'all
Head fake...

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88 posted on 07/23/2010 7:57:11 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (Live and let live; is not working...)
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To: ShadowAce; Lucky9teen; OnTheDress; Scythian
You're right -- this is last week's thread...


89 posted on 07/23/2010 8:23:00 AM PDT by BenLurkin (Will must be the harder, courage the bolder, spirit must be the more, as our might lessens.)
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