Skip to comments.Horned death metal fan tries to run over landlady
Posted on 07/16/2010 10:00:20 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
Horns, tattooed eyebrows and earlobe implants were among the 'personal oddities' noted by police on Jesse Thornhill's arrest sheet after the 28-year-old fitty allegedly tried to run over his landlady with his people carrier.
Officers were called to a disturbance in Tulsa, Oklahoma, after receiving reports of a late-night altercation involving the fetching death metal fan.
They were told he'd attempted to run over his landlady after an argument, using his vehicle as a 'dangerous weapon'.
The landlady managed to jump out of the way of the people carrier.
He was found and arrested a few hours later, spending the night in Tulsa County Jail before being released on bail of $10,000.
Jesse's horns, lest you were wondering, were created via Teflon implants that are inserted to stretch the skin.
(Excerpt) Read more at metro.co.uk ...
His mama must be proud.
Something screwy this way comes...
If I saw that on the street I swear I would beat it to death with the nearest blunt instrument and walk away scot-free.
I’m too tired and cloudy headed to know what to say.
Wonder why he was arguing with his landlady? I'm going to jump straight ahead to unfounded assumptions and generalizations and speculate the argument stemmed over unpaid rent because Thornhill is finding work hard to come by these days.
Certainly NOT to be confused with the type of metal fan I am, which runs from power to traditional to a little thrash.
I still look perfectly presentable.
How did that poor guy get those huge nipples on his head??
He hates himself, plain and simple.
Sorry, fixed that.
He'd be a bundle of chuckles as a mortuary salesman...
Anybody think he voted for McCain/Palin?
If I may be of assistance. He is a freak and a Obama supporter. I don't think I am far off the mark on this.
I bet his parents are so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o proud of him right now!
He makes Dennis Rodman look....normal.
I own an apartment building.
There is NO WAY I would rent my property to that freak!
Sounds like you have great taste in music wastedyears. Add some gothic metal into the equation and that describes my taste in metal to a tee.
Wonder what his prison name will be, Pretty in Pink or Me So Horny?
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
must be an o’sucka voter. OBAMAS FAULT.
Looks like the freak has had a fair amount of branding done, as well. He’s got to be a pretty lost soul to disfigure himself as badly as he has, but you’ve got to respect his ability to withstand pain.
Now, what I really want to know is, what the heck is a “people carrier”? Sounds like Brit-speak for SUV.
HolyHell is great if you haven’t heard of them.
What a lovely couple!
I think he is a Romulan from Romulus.
More likely a Romulan from Remus, well maybe not exactly spelled that way.
I'm guessing that "people carriers" are that kind of giant terminator first depicted in Terminator IV - you know, the "harvesters."
My question: What's a "fitty?"
I expect that, this article appearing in a British newspaper, Mr. Thornhill's implants were paid for by National Health. If not the implants, themselves, then at least the subsequent operations to remove them and suppress the massive infections he'll get will be paid for by the tax payers.
That would be a "Reman."
And, yes: This "boy" is troubled. Anyone (voluntarily - can't be sure, this story coming from the U.K.) renting to this freak has no one but themselves to blame for the ensuing problems.
This happened in Tulsa Oklahoma, not UK.
Work is probably a lot easier to fine than dates.
Landlady cannot be too smart if she rents to a deranged science experiment like that.
My question: What's a "fitty?"
A "people carrier" is British for a minivan.
"Fitty" is Brit slang for someone who is attractive (i.e. fit). He's also called "fetching" a little later. I detect sarcasm.
The American version of this article stated that the vehicle in question was a 1996 Windstar van.
Somehow, this whole fearsome visage thing he is trying to go for is totally negated by the fact that this is his vehicle of choice.
Or Uncle Fester’s child.
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