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Horned death metal fan tries to run over landlady
metro.co.uk ^ | July 16, 2010 | Joanne McCabe

Posted on 07/16/2010 10:00:20 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

Horns, tattooed eyebrows and earlobe implants were among the 'personal oddities' noted by police on Jesse Thornhill's arrest sheet after the 28-year-old fitty allegedly tried to run over his landlady with his people carrier.

Officers were called to a disturbance in Tulsa, Oklahoma, after receiving reports of a late-night altercation involving the fetching death metal fan.

They were told he'd attempted to run over his landlady after an argument, using his vehicle as a 'dangerous weapon'.

The landlady managed to jump out of the way of the people carrier.

He was found and arrested a few hours later, spending the night in Tulsa County Jail before being released on bail of $10,000.

Jesse's horns, lest you were wondering, were created via Teflon implants that are inserted to stretch the skin.


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TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: disorders

1 posted on 07/16/2010 10:00:21 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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To: Free ThinkerNY

His mama must be proud.


2 posted on 07/16/2010 10:01:49 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Something screwy this way comes...


3 posted on 07/16/2010 10:04:53 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: Free ThinkerNY

If I saw that on the street I swear I would beat it to death with the nearest blunt instrument and walk away scot-free.


4 posted on 07/16/2010 10:05:07 PM PDT by REDWOOD99
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I’m too tired and cloudy headed to know what to say.


5 posted on 07/16/2010 10:08:06 PM PDT by beaversmom
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To: Free ThinkerNY
he'd attempted to run over his landlady after an argument

Wonder why he was arguing with his landlady? I'm going to jump straight ahead to unfounded assumptions and generalizations and speculate the argument stemmed over unpaid rent because Thornhill is finding work hard to come by these days.

6 posted on 07/16/2010 10:11:12 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Certainly NOT to be confused with the type of metal fan I am, which runs from power to traditional to a little thrash.

I still look perfectly presentable.


7 posted on 07/16/2010 10:12:48 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

How did that poor guy get those huge nipples on his head??

hehehehehe


8 posted on 07/16/2010 10:13:25 PM PDT by datura (Stop Obamunism.)
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To: All

He hates himself, plain and simple.


9 posted on 07/16/2010 10:13:25 PM PDT by sanjoaquinvalley (Longtime Lady Lurker)
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To: datura
How Why did he get those huge nipples on his head?

Sorry, fixed that.

10 posted on 07/16/2010 10:15:22 PM PDT by datura (Stop Obamunism.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
I'm thinking a high collar and a low hat for the job interview, son.

He'd be a bundle of chuckles as a mortuary salesman...

11 posted on 07/16/2010 10:24:49 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Anybody think he voted for McCain/Palin?


12 posted on 07/16/2010 10:25:03 PM PDT by Trod Upon (Obama: Making the Carter malaise look good. Misery Index in 3...2...1)
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To: beaversmom
"I’m too tired and cloudy headed to know what to say."

If I may be of assistance. He is a freak and a Obama supporter. I don't think I am far off the mark on this.

13 posted on 07/16/2010 10:33:04 PM PDT by blackbart.223 (I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I bet his parents are so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o proud of him right now!


14 posted on 07/16/2010 10:36:53 PM PDT by Oceander (The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance -- Thos. Jefferson)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

He makes Dennis Rodman look....normal.


15 posted on 07/16/2010 10:37:04 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Just imagine if your daughter brought home that!
16 posted on 07/16/2010 10:47:52 PM PDT by MontanaBeth (Born Conservative)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I own an apartment building.
There is NO WAY I would rent my property to that freak!


17 posted on 07/16/2010 10:49:55 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: wastedyears

Sounds like you have great taste in music wastedyears. Add some gothic metal into the equation and that describes my taste in metal to a tee.


18 posted on 07/16/2010 11:05:27 PM PDT by Infralutheran
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Wonder what his prison name will be, Pretty in Pink or Me So Horny?


19 posted on 07/16/2010 11:08:43 PM PDT by Molon Labbie
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Kill it. Kill it with fire.


20 posted on 07/16/2010 11:12:38 PM PDT by notfornothing
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To: Free ThinkerNY

must be an o’sucka voter. OBAMAS FAULT.


21 posted on 07/16/2010 11:15:53 PM PDT by praytell (What the ?#&* is happening to this country. Thankyou liberals)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Looks like the freak has had a fair amount of branding done, as well. He’s got to be a pretty lost soul to disfigure himself as badly as he has, but you’ve got to respect his ability to withstand pain.

Now, what I really want to know is, what the heck is a “people carrier”? Sounds like Brit-speak for SUV.


22 posted on 07/16/2010 11:16:41 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Infralutheran

HolyHell is great if you haven’t heard of them.


23 posted on 07/16/2010 11:24:47 PM PDT by wastedyears (The Founders revolted for less.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

24 posted on 07/16/2010 11:55:27 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

What a lovely couple!


25 posted on 07/17/2010 12:05:22 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY (Live Free Or Die)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I think he is a Romulan from Romulus.


26 posted on 07/17/2010 1:00:07 AM PDT by coon2000 (Give me Liberty or give me death!)
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To: coon2000
I think he is a Romulan from Romulus.

More likely a Romulan from Remus, well maybe not exactly spelled that way.

27 posted on 07/17/2010 1:42:26 AM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken!)
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To: Windflier
Horns, tattooed eyebrows and earlobe implants were among the 'personal oddities' noted by police on Jesse Thornhill's arrest sheet after the 28-year-old fitty allegedly tried to run over his landlady with his people carrier.

I'm guessing that "people carriers" are that kind of giant terminator first depicted in Terminator IV - you know, the "harvesters."

My question: What's a "fitty?"

I expect that, this article appearing in a British newspaper, Mr. Thornhill's implants were paid for by National Health. If not the implants, themselves, then at least the subsequent operations to remove them and suppress the massive infections he'll get will be paid for by the tax payers.

Regards,

28 posted on 07/17/2010 1:44:38 AM PDT by alexander_busek
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To: higgmeister
More likely a Romulan from Remus, well maybe not exactly spelled that way.

That would be a "Reman."

And, yes: This "boy" is troubled. Anyone (voluntarily - can't be sure, this story coming from the U.K.) renting to this freak has no one but themselves to blame for the ensuing problems.

Regards,

29 posted on 07/17/2010 1:47:40 AM PDT by alexander_busek
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To: alexander_busek

This happened in Tulsa Oklahoma, not UK.


30 posted on 07/17/2010 2:58:28 AM PDT by sanjoaquinvalley (Longtime Lady Lurker)
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To: Drew68
I'm going to jump straight ahead to unfounded assumptions and generalizations and speculate the argument stemmed over unpaid rent because Thornhill is finding work hard to come by these days.

Work is probably a lot easier to fine than dates.

31 posted on 07/17/2010 3:17:29 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The naked casuistry of the high priests of Warmism would make a Jesuit blush.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Landlady cannot be too smart if she rents to a deranged science experiment like that.


32 posted on 07/17/2010 4:04:19 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: Roscoe Karns; windcliff; onedoug

LOL!


33 posted on 07/17/2010 5:03:27 AM PDT by stylecouncilor (What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
He started reading Crime and Punishment and didn't make it to the end.
34 posted on 07/17/2010 5:05:49 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: stylecouncilor

WTF?


35 posted on 07/17/2010 7:22:00 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: alexander_busek
I'm guessing that "people carriers" are that kind of giant terminator first depicted in Terminator IV - you know, the "harvesters."

My question: What's a "fitty?"

A "people carrier" is British for a minivan.

"Fitty" is Brit slang for someone who is attractive (i.e. fit). He's also called "fetching" a little later. I detect sarcasm.

36 posted on 07/17/2010 8:42:35 AM PDT by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: RansomOttawa

The American version of this article stated that the vehicle in question was a 1996 Windstar van.
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Somehow, this whole fearsome visage thing he is trying to go for is totally negated by the fact that this is his vehicle of choice.


37 posted on 07/17/2010 9:14:54 AM PDT by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: alexander_busek
What's a "fitty?"


38 posted on 07/17/2010 1:59:15 PM PDT by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: higgmeister

Or Uncle Fester’s child.


39 posted on 07/17/2010 4:26:36 PM PDT by coon2000 (Give me Liberty or give me death!)
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