Bra enhances bust, smuggles wine

upi ^ | July 16, 2010

[JoeProBono]

PATERSON, N.J.- A New Jersey novelty gift company announced the release of the Wine Rack, a polyurethane sports bra that enhances the bust with up to 25 ounces of wine.

BaronBob.com, based in Paterson, said the $29.95 Wine Rack, available in sizes ranging from 32A to the 38C, holds enough wine to boost the bearer's bust by up to two sizes with a drinking tube attached to the right cup giving women a way to sneak sips of wine on the sly, the New York Daily News reported Friday.

"You won't find this at Victoria's Secret," said Paul Krasulja of BaronBob.com.

"It's not like one boob fills up and the other goes flat," Krasulja said. "I made my girlfriend put it on, and she looked good."

He said the product gives women a method of sneaking their own alcoholic beverages into sporting events and other locations with high-priced drinks without fear of being discovered by security guards.

"You grab a woman there, fuggeddaboutit," he said. "But even if you put your hand on it, it would feel like a boob."

[JoeProBono]

[whitedog57]

I am sure that Barney Frank would like to have the male equivalent of the bra. Call it the “Chardonnay Cock Sack.”

[sirchtruth]

OMGoodness, are you kidding me? LOL!

The least they could have done is put some buxom babe in the advertisement!!

This thing will become a tax write off for sure!

[Loud Mime]

Paging Dolly Parton?

[JoeProBono]

[School of Rational Thought]

While the plain Jane is not so appealing the manufacturers could have adopted a delivery system similar that would resemble breast feeding.

As a political issue who would protest such a natural act! ;-)

[norge]

I was wondering how Nancy Pelosi got that way. My gosh, lately she must be wearing a 46 Long.

[centurion316]

Why hasn’t someone thought of this before? I predict a noticeable increase in the number of man boob types attending football games.

[Vinnie]

So, you and your girlfriend go to a game.
She walks in as a double D and leaves a C.

[edpc]

available in sizes ranging from 32A.......

Better store something stronger than wine. It'll only hold a shot.

[latina4dubya]

Krasulja said. "I made my girlfriend put it on, and she looked good."

nice guy...

btw--there was an episode on Will and Grace where Grace donned a bra that was filled with water... someone with a brooch hugged her and she began leaking/squirting...

[windcliff]

Ping

[jettester]

"She walks in a double D and leaves a C"

This should read: She walks in a double D and stumbles out a C.

[jettester]

"She walks in a double D and leaves a C"

This should read: She walks in a double D and stumbles out a C.

[jettester]

I must have been drinking from them myself - I’m seeing double posts!!!!

[csvset]

War: Spill That Wine

[gov_bean_ counter]

New spin on buying a jug of wine???

[Vinnie]

LOL..
Only problem is the heat. Warm wine. Good for Sake I guess.

[JoeProBono]

[jettester]

Market it in Japan as the “GodzillaBra” for sake - able to level tall buildings and make your mouth move different than your voice....

[Waverunner]

Could it be filled with milk?

[USMCPOP]

Got something in, say, a two quart Night Train model?"

[JoeProBono]

[SampleMan]

Hmmmmm...

Attract the man with the DDs and then liquor him up, so you stay attractive.

This solves the whole falsies issue of, “What do you do when its time to disrobe?”

[JoeProBono]

[SledgeCS]

Oh that is SO wrong and especially before the coffee kicks in.

[Kid Shelleen]

>>> the male equivalent of the bra <<<

How about the beer man-ssiere ?

[Newbomb Turk]

Really ? Body temperature alcohol. Sucktastic !

[Newbomb Turk]

Really ? Body temperature alcohol. Sucktastic !

[JoeProBono]

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Warm wine?

I can imagine an Englishwoman putting warm beer in there, assuming there was some kind of vent for the CO2, and maybe a small CO2 cylinder to re-carbonate it before drinking. But that’s just silly.

Maybe some kind of cooling device, especially if it is hot out. I can imagine a brassiere full of margaritas, but the wearer would need some excuse as to why they were dipping their chest in salt.

Martinis! That’s the answer! Shaken but not stirred!

[JoeProBono]

The Cooling Surgical bra feature pockets for ice packs (2 ice packs included + 2 cotton bags for ice packs) with Velcro closures to stabilize the ice packs.

[Erasmus]

BaronBob.com, based in Paterson, said the $29.95 Wine Rack, available in sizes ranging from 32A to the 38C, holds enough wine to boost the bearer's bust by up to two sizes with a drinking tube attached to the right cup giving women a way to sneak sips of wine on the sly, the New York Daily News reported Friday.

I hope it has a transfer valve or she could end up needing excessive trim.

[Erasmus]

Better store something stronger than wine. It'll only hold a shot.

Well, as they say, anything more than a mouthful is waste.

[calex59]

Wow, this could combine two of man’s favorite things to do (hint: one of the things is drinking).

[goseminoles]

LOL!!!!!!!! You made me laugh.

[SuziQ]

It's just a more discreet version of this:

[USMCPOP]

Shopping list:

eye wash

Dramamine

Pepto-bismol

Reminder to self: Always wear eye protection

[RedWhiteBlue]

This isn’t new, it’s been out for a few years and made by the same company that sells the “beer belly,” a device that wraps around a man’s abdomen and holds beer. I remember an article posted here (about a year ago?) where some guy wearing the beer belly claimed to have boarded a flight with one full of beer and wasn’t caught by security. So much for those restrictions on 3 oz of liquid or gel .....

[JoeProBono]

[RedWhiteBlue]

Dang! So that's what has happened to Nick Lampson since he lost his congressional seat! Thanks for the update!

Nick Lampson:

[Yardstick]

Everyone has a gift.

[MinuteGal]

Remember, the port side is on the left.

Yuk, yuk!

Leni

[JoeProBono]

[JimRed]

Hope she likes her wine warm...

[TASMANIANRED]

Warm wine.. not worth drinking.

[ErnBatavia]

how Nancy Pelosi got that way. My gosh, lately she must be wearing a 46 Long.

Pinging 'dead' for his appropriate piece of work....