Skip to comments.Man hit by six meteorites is being 'targeted by aliens'
Posted on 07/19/2010 6:08:49 PM PDT by Dallas59
And now, within the past month, another rock has hit the roof of his house, in defiance of all the odds - making it six strikes since the plague of meteorites began in 2007.
Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the falling rocks he has handed over were meteorites. They are now trying to work out what exactly it is about his house that particularly attracts them. The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, he says, never when there are clear skies.
Lajic has his own explanation, of course. After the fifth rock struck his house, he said: 'I am obviously being targeted by extraterrestrials. I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense. The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate.'
50-year-old Lajic has had a steel girder reinforced roof put on the house to protect it from the alien bombardment - which he funded by selling one of the meteorites to a university in the Netherlands.
'I have no doubt I am being targeted by aliens,' he adds. 'They are playing games with me. I don't know why they are doing this. When it rains I can't sleep for worrying about another strike.'
I hate when that happens!
That is one accurate mass driver...
I can’t think of any reason to not believe him! It’s not bad enough that we have one of them, an alien, in the Oval Office. Now they are starting to throw rocks at other countries.
That rock he’s holding doesn’t look like a meteorite.
That would be my conclusion, too...
So none of the rocks actually hit him? That would have been more news worthy...*Man beaned six times by Arachnids from planet Klendathu. Declares personal war against the bugs.
Those would be very illegal aliens.
Yeah, after six meteorite strikes, I might be thinking in terms of aliens, too.
On the other claw...
Meteorites are extremely valuable; universities and museums pay good money for those things. So do private collectors. The little green men might as well be chucking gold at him.
Color me baffled. The odds of this happening by chance are about 384,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1 against!
Do borders mean nothing to these people?
These were just warning throws.....he must’ve really done something to PO the Aliens.....
His neighbor has a glass house and is a reprobate.
You are probably thinking they should all look like nickel-iron or stony meteorites, but they don't. I had one that looked pretty much like slag ~ found it in an old Indian campsite near home ~ everything was gone but their stone work, and the de riguerre hunk of meteorite.
WHO WILL SURVIVE?!!!!
I had rather have aliens shooting at me that to be THAT unlucky!!!! Can you imagine the odds, if true??
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