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Obama names three out-of-work Americans as newest Administration Czars
Wine and Excrement (Satire) ^ | July 21, 2010 | Sisyphus

Posted on 07/21/2010 8:06:19 AM PDT by orwell2112

WASHINGTON – Even as the Senate overcame a Republican filibuster that sought to prevent a $33.9 billion extension of unemployment benefits from being “financed” with more debt, President Obama single-handedly reduced the unemployment rate of the three Americans who joined him at a press briefing Monday in the Rose Garden from 100 to zero percent by crowning them as his latest White House Czars ...

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KEYWORDS: czars; dictatorship; obama; obamaczarlist; obamasczars; satire; unconstitutional; unemployment; ussa

1 posted on 07/21/2010 8:06:22 AM PDT by orwell2112
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To: orwell2112; JoeProBono

2 posted on 07/21/2010 8:09:26 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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3 posted on 07/21/2010 8:29:08 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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Afghanistan Czar: Richard Holbrooke- Ultra liberal anti gun. For Abortion and legal drug use.

AIDS Czar: Jeffrey Crowley Homosexual. A Gay Rights activist. Believes in Gay Marriage and Special Status, including free health care for gays.

Auto recovery Czar: Ed Montgomery- Black radical anti business activist. Affirmative Action and Job Preference for blacks. Univ of Maryland Business School Dean teaches US business has caused world poverty. ACORN board member. Communist DuBois Club member.

Border Czar: Alan Bersin-former failed San Diego supt. Ultra Liberal Hllary friend. Served as Border Czar under Janet Reno-to keep borders open to illegals.

California Water Czar: David J. Hayes Sr. Fellow of radical environmentalist group, “Progress Policy”. No training or experience in water management.

Car Czar: Ron Bloom- Auto Union worker. Anti business & anti nuclear. Has worked hard to force US auto makers out of business. Sits on the Board of Chrysler which is now Auto Union owned.

Central Region Czar: Dennis Ross-Believes US policy has caused Mid-East wars. Obama apologist to the world. Anti gun and pro abortion.

Domestic Violence Czar: Lynn Rosenthal- Director of the National Network to End Domestic Violence. Vicious anti male feminist. Supported male castration.

Drug Czar: Gil Kerlikowske- devoted lobbyist for every restrictive gun law proposal, Former Chief of Police in Liberal Seattle. Believes no American should own a firearm. Supports legalization of drugs.

Economic Czar: Paul Volcker -Head of Fed Reserve under Jimmy Carter when US economy nearly failed. Obama appointed head of the Economic Recovery Advisory Board which engineered the Obama economic disaster to US economy. Member of anti business “Progressive Policy” organization.

Energy and Environment Czar: Carol Browner- Political Radical -Former head of EPA — known for anti-business activism. Strong anti-gun ownership.

Faith-Based Czar: Joshua DuBois Political Black activist-Degree in Black Nationalism. Anti gun ownership lobyist.

Great Lakes Czar: Cameron Davis- Chicago radical anti business environmentalist. Blames George Bush for “Poisoning the water that minorities have to drink.” No experience or training in water management. Former ACORN Board member

Green Jobs Czar: Van Jones- (since resigned). Black activist Member of American communist Party and San Francisco Communist Party who said Geo Bush caused the 911 attack and wanted Bush investigated by the World Court for war crimes. Black activist with strong anti-white views.

Guantanamo Closure Czar: Daniel Fried -Rights activist for Foreign Terrorists. Believes America has caused the war on terrorism.

Health Czar: Nancy-Ann DeParle. Former head of Medicare / Medicaid. Strong Health Care Rationing proponent. She is married to a reporter for The NY Times.

Information Czar: Vivek Kundra- born in New Delhi, India. Controls all public information, including labels and news releases. Monitors all private Internet emails.

International Climate Czar: Todd Stern- Anti business former White House chief of Staff- Strong supportrer of the Kyoto Accord. Pushing hard for Cap and Trade. Blames US business for Global warming.

Intelligence Czar: Dennis Blair- Ret Navy. Stopped US guided missile program as “provocative”. Chair of ultra liberal “Council on Foreign Relations” which blames American organizations for regional wars.

Mideast Peace Czar: George Mitchell Fmr. Sen from Maine- Left wing radical. Has said Israel should be split up into “2 or 3 “ smaller more manageable plots”. Anti-nuclear anti-gun & pro homosexual.

Pay Czar: Kenneth Feinberg- Chief of Staff to TED KENNEDY. Lawyer who got rich off the 911 victims payoffs.

Regulatory Czar: Cass Sunstein- Liberal activist judge-believes free speech needs to be limited for the “common good”. Rules against personal freedoms many times -like private gun ownership.

Science Czar: John Holdren- Fierce ideological environmentalist, Sierra Club, Anti business activist. Claims US business has caused world poverty. No Science training.

Stimulus Accountability Czar: Earl Devaney- spent career trying to take guns away from American citizens. Believes in Open Borders to Mexico . Author of statement blaming US gun stores for drug war in Mexico.

Sudan Czar: J. Scott Gration- Native of Democratic Republic of Congo. Believes US does little to help Third World countries. Council of foreign relations, asking for higher US taxes to support United Nations.

TARP Czar: Herb Allison- Fannie May CEO responsible for the US recession by using real estate mortgages to back up the US stock market. Caused millions of people to lose their life savings.

Terrorism Czar: John Brennan- Anti CIA activist. No training in diplomatic or gov. affairs. Believes Open Borders to Mexico and a dialog with terrorists and has suggested Obama disband US military.

Technology Czar: Aneesh Chopra- No Technology training. Worked for the Advisory Board Company, a health care think tank for hospitals. Anti doctor activist. Supports Obama Health care Rationing and salaried doctors working exclusively for the Gov. health care plan.

Urban Affairs Czar: Adolfo Carrion Jr.- Puerto Rican. Anti American activist and leftist group member in Latin America . Millionaire “slum lord” of the Bronx , NY. Owns many lavish homes and condos which he got from “sweetheart” deals with labor unions. Wants higher taxes to pay for minority housing and health care.

Weapons Czar: Ashton Carter- Leftist. Wants all private weapons in US destroyed. Supports UN ban on firearms ownership in America . No Other “policy”

WMD Policy Czar: Gary Samore- Former US Communist. Wants US to destroy all WMD unilaterally as a show of good faith. Has no other “policy.”

4 posted on 07/21/2010 8:35:29 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz

Where does the budget approval come from for the czars? Our dictator?

5 posted on 07/21/2010 8:36:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
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To: orwell2112

This czar appointment binge must STOP! The will of the people (not to mention transparency) is being ignored repeatedly with this administration! Power is being distributed (pun intended) with NO congressional oversight, and certainly not in accord with our Constitution.

6 posted on 07/21/2010 8:36:55 AM PDT by SumProVita (Cogito, ergo...Sum Pro Vita. (Modified Decartes))
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You've seen appointees like onetime resident WH Communist, Van Jones, Obama's "green jobs czar," regulatory czar, Cass Sunstein, who wants to muzzle conservatives for daring to oppose the president;

Homo czar Kevin Jennings, oversees "safe schools" program founder of the pro-homosexual GLSEN organization. Jennings was involved in the 2000 "Fistgate" scandal in which homosexual adults at a GLSEN youth workshop "guided young teens on how to engage in sexual perversions, including the violent gay practice known as "fisting."

And Obama's vicious anti-male feminist Domestic Violence Czar, Lynn Rosenthal- Director of the National Network to End Domestic Violence, who supports male castration.

Now here's the newest White House promotion: "Health food czar" Sam Kass..........Kass is the Obamas' personal Chicago cook.

"In a comical move even for a czar-happy president who has rewarded dozens of cronies with distinguished titles, the White House has named the Obamas' personal Chicago cook as 'Senior Policy Adviser for Healthy Food Initiatives,'" reports the Washington government watchdog Judicial Watch.

"It's no joke, even though it sounds like a bad one. The Chicago chef's rapid ascension ... has been kept under the radar for the last month," Judicial Watch said. (Excerpt) Read more at ...

Better eat those Hardee's Thickburgers, Chicago hot dogs and Geno's cheese steaks now.......before they're banned.

7 posted on 07/21/2010 8:51:05 AM PDT by Liz
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To: orwell2112

Word has it that the three are highly pissed that they will have to forego their unemployment checks. When offered the positions, all three asked Obama if “they could be paid under the table”.

8 posted on 07/21/2010 9:06:13 AM PDT by Gaffer ("Profiling: The only profile I need is a chalk outline around their dead ass!")
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To: Liz

Thanks for this depressing compilation. If we name 2 formerly-unemployed czars per government worker (to ensure they are doing their jobs in a competent, non-racist manner), we’ll have eradicated our unemployment problem! Maybe that is Obama’s secret plan.

9 posted on 07/21/2010 9:20:46 AM PDT by DrC
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To: DrC
Yeah----govt jobs will solve the unemployment problem (/snix).

10 posted on 07/21/2010 9:31:27 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Gaffer

Nice - I wish I had thought of that!

11 posted on 07/21/2010 9:53:30 AM PDT by orwell2112
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12 posted on 07/21/2010 9:55:33 AM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at
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The list, ping

13 posted on 07/21/2010 9:56:52 AM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at
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