Let's write the menu for the Chelsea Clinton wedding [vanity]

n/a | July 24, 2010 | me

[matt1234]

Just for fun, why don't we create a menu for Chelsea Clinton's wedding? With a $2M price tag, the sky's the limit. Please add your suggested menu item(s). I'll start with ImPEACHment Cobbler.

[PROCON]

Bubba burgers?

[goseminoles]

Monica milkshakes?

[wetgundog]

Blue Maryland Crab with semen reduction

[gigster]

Blue Dressed Crabs.

[beaversmom]

Bananas Vince Foster

[goseminoles]

Vince Foster vienna sausages? I hear they are to die for.

God, I miss the Clinton years...(No lack of jokes back then). What’s happening now isn’t as funny..

[cardinal4]

Crackas and dip..

[gigster]

Beat me by six seconds?
Dang!

[PROCON]

Rodham rotten rutabagas?

[LibFreeOrDie]

Bottled Whitewater...

[matt1234]

[goseminoles]

Linda Tripp tortellini’s?

[LonePalm]

Everything wrapped in BACON.

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[wetgundog]

At least we right wing conspirators think alike!

[JPG]

Fill-LAY Mignon. Rose Law Firm dead by accident chicken. Oval Office Pizza. Lewinsky’s Special Vienna sausage. Bent Bratwurst. Whitewater catfish. Arkansas hush (don't you Dare talk) puppies.

[COUNTrecount]

Chinese.

[goseminoles]

Side of Lewinsky with a boner brisquette?

[RckyRaCoCo]

Chinese take-out

[matt1234]

[PROCON]

Bottled Whitewater...

LOL!!

Monica mignon?

[LibFreeOrDie]

Creme de cocaine brulee

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

LOLOLOL! ROFL!

[wetgundog]

naked tacos!

[Borax Queen]

Escalante Staircase spring water. (named for a massive federal land grab in Utah)

[smokingfrog]

The Ron Brownie cake will make you cry!

[McBuff]

Bit Lip on ice

[matt1234]

Haggas ala Arlen Specter

[Chode]

[LibFreeOrDie]

The entire menu from McDonalds:

http://www.hulu.com/watch/4169/saturday-night-live-clinton-at-mcdonalds

[matt1234]

Buffalo-style right wings with conspiracy sauce

[matt1234]

The entire menu from McDonalds.

Does that include the Al Gore Happy Ending Meal?

[Mouton]

Filet of Eye Feel Your Panatone.

[goseminoles]

If I remember correctly from 93, he was a Burger King patron.

[MozarkDawg]

Filet of Eye Feel Your Panatone.

Oh man, that's brilliant!

[matt1234]

Arkansas Mud Pie w/ oversized spoon

[matt1234]

cigars from Bill Clinton’s private collection

[NautiNurse]

Hillsire Farm Brats

[NautiNurse]

Bridesmaids will carry Jennifer Flowers.

[matt1234]

[NautiNurse]

Hot apple Arkancider

[matt1234]

Good one!

[manic4organic]

Webb Hubble bubble tea.

[The Comedian]

Crow, stuffed strychnine.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[The Comedian]

Crow, stuffed with strychnine.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Borax Queen]

Elian Enchiladas.

Waco water.

[infidel29]

Exactly!

[seowulf]

Willie weiniers.

[RichInOC]

Well, for Bill, his favorite heart-healthy snack...

[lurk]

$2m for a wedding.

Seems a bit over the top.