Skip to comments.CLINTON THROWS BACHELOR PARTY FOR MEZVINKSY
Posted on 07/31/2010 2:04:26 AM PDT by tlb
Rhinebeck, NY - Bill Clinton threw a wild bachelor party last night for his future son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky. Chelsea Clinton wasnt happy.
Bill Clinton insisted on throwing a bachelor party for his future son-in-law, over the strong objections of his beautiful daughter, Chelsea. But when Bill wants something, Bill gets it. And what he wanted was girls, girls, girls!
The former President brought in seventy-five strippers, pole dancers, and contortionists to the whipped-cream themed party held for Marc Mezvinsky at the Veranda House in Rhinebeck. Marc was reluctant, but Bill told him, Youre a Clinton now son, so you have to embrace the Clinton traditions.
Mezvinsky informed Bill that Chelsea was taking his last name, Shes dropping the Clinton entirely, sir. A naked Bill Clinton stood up, dropped the stripper off his lap and punched Mezvinsky in the face, The hell she is! Shes never taking your name, unless you run for President or she runs for President, then shell take your name, but thats just because the moron voters of America like it that way. Shell always be a Clinton. Now go get me some more grain alcohol
Clinton did a fuzzy navel jell-o shot off a half-naked bartender, but she scolded him. My navel isnt that low, Mr. President.
Al Gore showed up at the Bachelor Party with a gaggle of massage therapists. During the party Gore had several happy ending massages. He also had happy ending pole-dances, a happy ending game of pool and a happy ending coat-check. As a gift to the groom, Gore wanted to personally give Mezvinsky a happy ending, but Mezvinsky was too busy trying to keep Gina Gershon from pulling his pants down. Gershon was at the party as a favor to Bill.
Surprisingly, Hillary Clinton decided to attend. Why should Bill and Marc have all the fun? Hillary, dressed as a stripper, was rolled out in a cage. She did a burlesque striptease for her future son-in-law, who tried to look away, but James Carville held his head in place. Look at your mother-in-law. You try and tell me that aint the next President of the United States!
In an incoherent and rambling speech, Bill Clinton said that he was giving Marc a nickname. Everyone calls me Bubba, so I think its only fitting that Marc have a similar name. From now on youll be known as Boo-Boo. Well be Bubba and Boo-Boo. Now go get me some weed!
The lowlight of the night was when George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush showed up and did The Full Monty for the crowd. But Hillary couldnt take her eyes off W. I think Im in love. Either that or Im in hell. After Bill passed out cigars to all the guys, the party quickly got out of hand and
well, WWN cant reveal everything that happened but a lot of girls are going to be saving their blue dresses.
Click on the link for the awful pictures.
Is this supposed to be humorous?
“I defy you to find this story in the New York Times.”
Well, it is a funny SPOOF.
Some of it, however, would be believable, considering it is about Clinton.
It is a joke.
This story is as fake as Slick Willy’s tears at Ron Brown’s funeral.
Someone called me on the phone to tell me this. I will hope that for that person’s sake, that person had only read the headline.
>>> It is a joke.
How dare you impugn Weekly World News’ reputation for serious investigative reporting.
I hope the son in law wasn’t asked to wear a blue dress, jeez son grow a pair and tell Bill to suck an egg..Whats next you are a clinton now here is an intern?
Maybe a joke, but the mental images it made werent funny.
At least he showed some Presidential restraint.
The only thing missing is a few drunken, party-crashing Kennedys.
Right there, I knew it was a spoof.
. . . his beautiful daughter, Chelsea.
(quote from the article)
I defy you to find the "beautiful Chelsea", referenced in the story.
It ain't her fault, I know, but that girl is butt ugly and all the damned Max Factor in the world can't fix it.
Hillary and Hubb were not on the 100 Most Beautiful People list...and we see the result.
And I resent the hell out of the liberal media trying to convince me that I'm not seeing what I damn well know I'm seeing.
And I also know well that beauty is skin deep, but knowing who her parents are (and I ain't putting Hubb in that category), I suspect her ugly goes to the bone.
I love it!
“but Mezvinsky was too busy trying to keep Gina Gershon from pulling his pants down”
I always thought Gina Gershon was a man. Now I see that I was right.
Rhetorical question, obviously. The last paragraph is particularly unfunny.
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