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Look what was on the back of my Lifesavers Gummies(Vanity)
Me | 08/04/10 | Me

Posted on 08/04/2010 4:49:57 PM PDT by aft_lizard

Every once in awhile I get a sweet tooth and one of my go to candies are gummy candy. Anyways although I can be a bit immature at times I found this joke on the back of the candy bag to be tasteless and inappropriate:


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: candy; dirtyjoke; lifesavers
When I google the definition of "hoor" the first two links are 1: A municipality in Sweden 2. houri=one of the beautiful maidens said by some Muslims to dwell in paradise for the enjoyment of the faithful. The passages in the Qur'an detailing the physical delights of heaven are considered by many Muslim critics as allegorical.

Besides the obvious sexual innuendo in the cartoon itself, it is pretty terrible of a joke.

1 posted on 08/04/2010 4:49:58 PM PDT by aft_lizard
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To: aft_lizard

hah!


2 posted on 08/04/2010 4:52:24 PM PDT by latina4dubya ( self-proclaimed tequila snob)
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To: aft_lizard

Are you sure that word isn’t HOOP? As in basketball hoop, which is what I though of by the two on two reference?


3 posted on 08/04/2010 4:53:43 PM PDT by creeping death
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To: creeping death

Don’t know, I have the bag right here and it looks like an R, then again it could be a some sort of printing error on the bag making the P look like an R.


4 posted on 08/04/2010 4:56:07 PM PDT by aft_lizard (Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
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To: creeping death

yah. It’s “hoop”.


5 posted on 08/04/2010 4:56:26 PM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us... one chance in three. More tea?)
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To: aft_lizard

You’re kidding —it’s hoop.


6 posted on 08/04/2010 4:58:44 PM PDT by Moonmad27 (That government is best which governs least. - Henry Thoreau)
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To: aft_lizard

I was thinking that it was a P with a period under it. Maybe, like you said, the way it’s printed distorts it.


7 posted on 08/04/2010 4:58:58 PM PDT by creeping death
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To: aft_lizard

I think it says: You’re the hoop.

Two on two as in basketball, perhaps?


8 posted on 08/04/2010 4:59:06 PM PDT by Bluebird Singing
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To: Moonmad27

Nope not kidding. Perhaps I should take the same luxury I gave you guys and zoom in on the pic and see. But it shouldn’t take a zoom to tell the difference. In my hand. physically it looks like an ‘R”. Sorry if that offends you.


9 posted on 08/04/2010 5:00:50 PM PDT by aft_lizard (Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
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To: creeping death

LOL

That’s what I was thinking. A game of 2 on 2, and the fifth ‘Saver gets to be the hoop!


10 posted on 08/04/2010 5:03:15 PM PDT by Carling (Remember November)
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To: aft_lizard
You definitely need more sugar to analyze this. ;)
11 posted on 08/04/2010 5:04:58 PM PDT by allmost
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To: aft_lizard
It doesn't offend me at all.

I think it's hugh, series, it stuned my beeber, and it was worth a thread on FR!

12 posted on 08/04/2010 5:05:04 PM PDT by Carling (Remember November)
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To: Bluebird Singing; All

I opened my scanned pic and zoomed in to twice it’s size and can see the separated p and period. My bad. It did look like an R, not just to me either but technology fixes that.


13 posted on 08/04/2010 5:06:08 PM PDT by aft_lizard (Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
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To: Bluebird Singing; All

I opened my scanned pic and zoomed in to twice it’s size and can see the separated p and period. My bad. It did look like an R, not just to me either but technology fixes that.


14 posted on 08/04/2010 5:06:37 PM PDT by aft_lizard (Barack Obama is Hugo Chavez's poodle.)
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To: aft_lizard

What if it was suppose to say - “you’re the hoop”?


15 posted on 08/04/2010 5:09:22 PM PDT by GOPJ (Asked for ZIP? Give 82224 - Lost Springs,Wy - most sparsely populated in country. Freeper:SamAdams)
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To: aft_lizard

I can’t even read this! The eyes are going!


16 posted on 08/04/2010 5:10:10 PM PDT by FrdmLvr ( VIVA la SB 1070!)
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To: aft_lizard

I’ll bet you’d be fun taking a Rorschach test...


17 posted on 08/04/2010 5:11:49 PM PDT by GOPJ (Asked for ZIP? Give 82224 - Lost Springs,Wy - most sparsely populated in country. Freeper:SamAdams)
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When I google the definition of "hoor"...


"It's HOOP!!!!"

18 posted on 08/04/2010 5:21:28 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: aft_lizard

Perhaps this is a sign you need a new prescription for eyeglasses. How many fingers am I holding up? .III.


19 posted on 08/04/2010 5:26:11 PM PDT by nhoward14 (It's not racism when we do it. - Liberals)
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To: JRios1968

LOL, good call...


20 posted on 08/04/2010 5:26:49 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: aft_lizard
Hoop.

Never mind!

21 posted on 08/04/2010 5:34:41 PM PDT by Fundamentally Fair (Bush: Mission Accomplished. Obama: Commission Accomplished.)
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22 posted on 08/04/2010 5:44:27 PM PDT by Bean Counter (Now what kind of a geroo are you anyway?)
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To: creeping death
I guess I'm naive.
I thought of basketball first as well when they said two-on-two.
23 posted on 08/04/2010 5:47:04 PM PDT by Verbosus (/* No Comment */)
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To: Fundamentally Fair

lol!


24 posted on 08/04/2010 5:48:18 PM PDT by Boardwalk
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To: aft_lizard

Doesn’t offend me in the slightest. I see the letter p and an exclamation point. But to each his or her own!


25 posted on 08/04/2010 6:19:59 PM PDT by Moonmad27 (That government is best which governs least. - Henry Thoreau)
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Did you immediately jump to that conclusion without even once asking yourself, “what is a hoor, and why would this word be used in a joke on a bag of candy? I must be seeing things.”, and, “Two on two? Lifesaver orgy!!-wait, that just can’t be, let me look at this again”? Buy the other pack that has IQ test on it next time. You’re making the rest of us look stupid by association.


26 posted on 08/04/2010 8:52:25 PM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: Fundamentally Fair

LOL :)


27 posted on 08/05/2010 4:14:03 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: aft_lizard

It’s a basketball joke. I never would’ve seen it as sexual innuendo.


28 posted on 08/05/2010 6:16:44 AM PDT by dangus
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To: aft_lizard

The word IS hoop.


29 posted on 08/05/2010 6:17:36 AM PDT by dangus
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To: aft_lizard

Idiot.


30 posted on 08/05/2010 6:20:35 AM PDT by verity
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