Drunken mom-to-be armed with hammer accused in fast-food robbery attempt (WI)

lacrosse tribune ^ | 8-5-10 | ANNE JUNGEN

[WOBBLY BOB]

A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts. "I want a soft shell and this is a stickup. Give me all your money," the woman reportedly told the cash-ier about 10:40 p.m. at Taco John's, 1211 Jackson St

[a fool in paradise]

Cameron Diaz sure let herself go!

[WayneS]

Pregnant, drunk and armed with a hammer is no way to go through life...

[WayneS]

VERY nicely done!

[Signalman]

I wonder how drunk the loser, who impregnated this skank, had to have been, to perform “the act”. That’s the real question.

[Beowulf9]

I read this as “Drunken mom, to be armed with a hammer...”

[Signalman]

Why am I not surprised?

[WOBBLY BOB]

[BenLurkin]

Pity the poor child!

[clee1]

Somebody got THAT pregnant????? < shudder>

They’re ALL guilty

[Mich Patriot]

Exactly what I thought too...

[american_ranger]

Darn, that moderator sure is busy. Quick, now you can post whatever you want on any other thread, the moderator is tied up with this one.

[Slings and Arrows]

A pregnant La Crosse woman on probation is accused of trying to rob a South Side restaurant for drug money late Tuesday only to fail when she could not pull her weapon - a hammer - from her shorts.

"This has never happened to me before..."

[TheOldLady]

All I can think of is the baby. The baby.

[Slings and Arrows]

Pray for adoption.

[TheOldLady]

Yes, I’ll pray for her to have wisdom and love for her baby.