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Sunday Morning FReeper Fun: Haiku Very Much
Aug 15, 2010
| frankenMonkey
Posted on 08/15/2010 8:13:35 AM PDT by frankenMonkey
First, five syllables
Then followed by seven more
And ending with five.
Sunday morning post
Freepers may not be amused
Must drink more coffee.
Founding fathers claim
"Natural Born Citizen"
The pretender laughs.
Three thousand perished.
The shadow muslim exalts
Mosque at Ground Zero.
Sarah tweets insight
Cockroaches cower in fear
The storm is coming.
Angry little man
Harry Reid slithers like snake.
Nevada wake up.
In Colorado
Dan Maes defeats McInnis.
Denver Post prevails.
Tancredo declares,
I alone shall be your king.
Hickenlooper wins.
Up in Wasilla
Levi Johnston runs for mayor.
Put a sock on it.
Al Gore needs massage
Too much warming in his pants.
Tipper ran away.
Hillary asks Bill
Do these pants make me look fat?
Don't smoke that cigar.
Gay judge dips his schtick
Where nature says it shan't go.
Drama Queens unite!
Michelle reigns in Spain
Aunt Esther reincarnate
Let them eat, crackers.
Angels try their luck
Eternal Dunking Machine
Welcome to Hell, Ted.
George and Laura Bush
Greet our troops returning home
Mission Accomplished.
Moderator claims
"Too much silliness for me"
Zot, this post may be.
TOPICS: Books/Literature; Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: 5then7then5; haiku; ho; hoho; hohoho; napl; silly; takeahaiku
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To: martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; NYC GOP Chick; ...
Massage ordered by
Global village idiot...
No chakras for you
21
posted on
08/15/2010 9:04:03 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Like Barney in drag
Barry Soetoro can’t lead
Above his pay grade
22
posted on
08/15/2010 9:11:02 AM PDT
by
frankenMonkey
(I can see November from my window...)
To: frankenMonkey
Kitty Haiku is an unappreciated art form:
Grace personified,
I leap into the window,
I meant to do that.
23
posted on
08/15/2010 9:12:23 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: frankenMonkey
islamo-marsixts
killing our constitution
they can go to hell.
24
posted on
08/15/2010 9:15:50 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: frankenMonkey
Hot as freakin' Hell
I think I'm going insane
Get me outta here!
25
posted on
08/15/2010 9:16:19 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: martin_fierro
To: frankenMonkey
Democrats on run
from obama’s speech on mosque
November looks good
27
posted on
08/15/2010 9:17:12 AM PDT
by
Girlene
(obama has the stink)
To: shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; 50mm; Salamander; Markos33
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
28
posted on
08/15/2010 9:19:15 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Allegra
Howdy Allegra
A second tour has begun.
My son is nearby.
29
posted on
08/15/2010 9:20:41 AM PDT
by
frankenMonkey
(I can see November from my window...)
To: paulycy; Slings and Arrows
islamo-marsixts
killing our constitution
they can go to hell. spelling checkers work
but i don't often use them
maybe i should try
30
posted on
08/15/2010 9:20:50 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: JRios1968
"Kitteh" Haiku
31
posted on
08/15/2010 9:22:02 AM PDT
by
Girlene
(obama has the stink)
To: frankenMonkey
A man ****s a cow
Freepers comment wittily...
Mod speaketh: “No thanks”
32
posted on
08/15/2010 9:23:27 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: frankenMonkey
Hi FrankenMonkey!
I send my prayers for him
I hope it stays calm
33
posted on
08/15/2010 9:27:53 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(Pablo is very wily.)
To: Allegra; shibumi; Salamander; Eaker; humblegunner
I am a blogpimp
I post stolen videos
Come look at my blog!
-iloveamerica1980
To: martin_fierro
35
posted on
08/15/2010 9:33:42 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
("Fools learn from experience. I prefer to learn from the experience of others." -- Otto von Bismarck)
To: SunkenCiv
Shame, Shame, SunkenCiv.
Responding without the form.
No Haiku for you!
36
posted on
08/15/2010 9:39:37 AM PDT
by
frankenMonkey
(I can see November from my window...)
To: Allegra; shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; Salamander; Markos33
Danny H ZOTted
Libtard troll up McLame’s rear
I expect respect
37
posted on
08/15/2010 9:40:12 AM PDT
by
50mm
(Resistance is futile)
To: frankenMonkey
The alarm clock rang
A quick breakfast on the run
Eighteen holes of golf
38
posted on
08/15/2010 9:48:08 AM PDT
by
upsdriver
(ret.)
To: Allegra
Pimpimg is the thing
And I’m the blogpimping king
Let pimp freedom ring!
-our pimp friend
To: Allegra; shibumi; humblegunner; Eaker; TheOldLady; 50mm; Salamander; Markos33
Michelle trots the globe
Tax cash spent on vacation
Just let them eat cake
40
posted on
08/15/2010 9:48:38 AM PDT
by
50mm
(Resistance is futile)
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