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Deputies: Man Stuffed Hot Dogs In Pants, Left Store
WPBF.com ^
| August 17, 2010
Posted on 08/17/2010 11:54:18 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
FORT PIERCE, Fla. -- Authorities have arrested a Fort Pierce man accused of trying to steal a $6.99 jumbo pack of hot dogs from a Treasure Coast supermarket.
The St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office said Allan Polhemus, 52, was arrested on a theft charge.
According to the incident report, an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants and walk out of the store.
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TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: floriduh; franksandbeans; hotdogs; hotdogsinpants; publix; shoplifting; thingsinpants
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To: La Lydia
I once saw a woman at the Capitol Hill Safeway put an entire ham between her legs and try to walk out of the store.Will
not
comment.
Old joke about that.
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:06:49 PM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
22
posted on
08/17/2010 12:07:24 PM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Slings and Arrows
23
posted on
08/17/2010 12:07:25 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“an employee spotted Polhemus stuff a Publix 16-pack of jumbo hot dogs in his pants”
In the front or back? Still in the package or one at a time?
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:08:19 PM PDT
by
TexasPatriot1
(Legalize the Constitution)
To: La Lydia
It’s called “boosting” and Divine did this as well (with a steak) in “Pink Flamingos”.
25
posted on
08/17/2010 12:10:12 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
An attempt at “concealed carry”...
26
posted on
08/17/2010 12:10:40 PM PDT
by
BWDog
To: Hillarys Gate Cult
S.J. Perelman referred to certain young women as “balloon smugglers.”
27
posted on
08/17/2010 12:11:35 PM PDT
by
La Lydia
To: rightwingintelligentsia; JoeProBono
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:12:09 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: a fool in paradise
Who would want to eat the steak or ham in question? The whole idea is vaguely disgusting and low rent.
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:12:45 PM PDT
by
La Lydia
To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon
Shoulda used a coupon, got ‘em for free.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
31
posted on
08/17/2010 12:13:16 PM PDT
by
albie
To: rightwingintelligentsia
32
posted on
08/17/2010 12:14:52 PM PDT
by
humblegunner
(Pablo is very wily)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ladies and gentlemen... we have a wiener !
33
posted on
08/17/2010 12:15:00 PM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I could see a big ‘ol pork tenderloin but not a whole package of frozen tube steaks...
34
posted on
08/17/2010 12:15:12 PM PDT
by
paddles
("The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates." Tacitus)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
a 16-pack of jumbo hotdogs down his pants?
Exaggerating a bit isn't he?
35
posted on
08/17/2010 12:17:23 PM PDT
by
hoe_cake
( Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
My sister used to be a manager for Food Lion and people stuffing meat in their pants was a common occurance.
36
posted on
08/17/2010 12:18:05 PM PDT
by
Calm_Cool_and_Elected
("Stupidity is always astonishing, no matter how many times you may deal with it." - Jean Cocteau)
To: La Lydia
Divine and another family were competing for the title “Filthiest People Alive”.
37
posted on
08/17/2010 12:19:17 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
To: 70times7
Was it Paris Hilton?Nope. She could have made off with a couple dozen.
38
posted on
08/17/2010 12:19:39 PM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: albie
Nope, just the 6 inchers.
To: evets
It’s a conspiracy, I tell you.
Sure you steal a package of 16 hot dogs, but then you gotta find 2 gals to steal enough hot dog buns because they come 12 to a pack!
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posted on
08/17/2010 12:20:41 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Those who support the construction of the WTC mosque oppose Christian missionaries working abroad.)
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