Skip to comments.Serbia using testicle cooking competition to lure tourists
Posted on 08/17/2010 5:25:55 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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Those wacky Serbs
In my country we eat the tesicles. iz nice
Or AC/DC singing “We’ve Got Big Balls”
A guy was traveling in Mexico when he realized that he lost his wallet and ID. He figured the best thing was to get back the the US ASAP.
When he got to the border, he explained the situation to the guard who said “I understand your situation, but you still have to prove you’re an American”.
So, the guy says “I don’t like to brag, but a while back I had pictures of Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton tattooed on my butt cheeks. If that doesn’t prove I’m American, nothing will.”
The guard was skeptical. He said “This I gotta see!”
So, the guy dropped his pants, and sure enough, there was a picture of Jimmy Carter on one butt cheek, and Bill Clinton on the other.
The guard was suitably impressed, and said “Well, I never would have believed it, but you’re right. Welcome back to America and have a good trip back to Chicago!”
The guy was puzzled. “I am from Chicago, but how did you know?”
The guard said “It was the picture of Barack Obama in the middle”.
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