Skip to comments.The Craziest Mike Tyson Quotes Of All Time
Posted on 08/21/2010 9:42:31 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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I remember years ago reading an article in USA Today where Tyson received an honorary doctorate in Humanities from some college in central Ohio for “the circumstances he overcame”.
Upon receiving the award he said to the audience, “I don’t know what kind of doctor I’ll be, but see all you beautiful sisters out there, maybe I’ll be a gynecologist.”
He should be the next Senator from Minnesota.
Wow. This dumb sh*t should be put to sleep.
He sure sounds muslim.
I dont know what kind of doctor Ill be, but see all you beautiful sisters out there, maybe Ill be a gynecologist.
Somehow I think he’d be more successful selling insurance.
“Tyson: I like classical biographies. Hannibal was an awesome person. Clovis was pretty awesome, the Franks and stuff. The Khans: Genghis and his grandsons. Listen, this is pretty interesting, with this Clovis guy. Clovis was king at 15. He gets to be king at 15 with some of his father’s ragtag army. Still, he would conquer people and take all their lands. He was still an evil guy. His bloodline became kings of different countries.”
“SI: You famously converted to Islam. Are you still very religious?
Tyson: You know, people say, “My god is better than your god.” But how do we prove whose god is better? And this is when it gets really interesting. This is how we prove whose god is better than whose: [by saying,] “I’m going to kill you, or you’re going to kill me first.” And that’s real godly. That’s real godly. Yeah. I bet you people think, I wonder who would win a fight with the Prophet Mohammad and Jesus? These are sick people. This is crazy, you know what I mean?”
‘Dis is LOODACRIS!
I pretty much expected those quotes. He was certainly a ferocious animal in the ring.
It always amazed me. That his brain could generate enough energy to move his body.
Dang, that needs a big ugly graphic picture warning! That’s worse than a full screen shot of Helen Thomas (I think...).
What a freak.
Even a blind pig occasionally fins an acorn.
Mike’s most best quote: “Everybody has a plan ‘till they get punched in the mouth.”