Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren divorce

National Post ^ | 8/23/10 | unknown

[Keith in Iowa]

PANAMA CITY, Fla. — Tiger Woods and his wife are officially divorced.

[Keith in Iowa]

Leave Tiger Alone - Obama's screwing the whole country.

[Old Teufel Hunden]

File this under non news item of the day.

[ComputerGuy]

I'll leave Tiger alone, but I don't want to wait for the next issue of the Enquirer.
What kind of money are we talking about here?

[JoeProBono]

[al_c]

Shocking!!!!!

[goseminoles]

Wonder why PC, FL?

[Mojave]

[allmendream]

“PRE-NUP POWER UP!”

From South Park’s satirical PGA video game/deathmatch.

[massgopguy]

“Elin Nordgeren available. Lazamataz on Next Plane to Sweeden”.

[Puppage]

[Tijeras_Slim]

Wonder why PC, FL?

Primary residence? Place the papers were filed?

[JoeProBono]

[Nachum]

Leave Tiger Alone - Obama's screwing the whole country.

Now he can get back to golf, and we can get back to impeaching Imam Obama.

[napscoordinator]

SAD! Divorce is so selfish...both of them screwed this up. Yes he cheated, but why? Was she horrible? We don’t know. I think people who divorce are the most selfish people in the world.

[Frantzie]

Tiger is a HGH steroid slime. The liberal sports media has fawned all over him while dumping on the other (white) golfers especially Phil.

Tiger played like crap at Whistling Straits two weeks ago. He was 10 shots off the leaders and the media made excuses for him. Phil was only 4 shots off the leaders and was taking shots for arthritis and the media dumped all over him.

[farlander]

Yawn...

[goseminoles]

I don’t think that his primary res. Could be wrong.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Just making a guess.

[F15Eagle]

Hope she got out before he gave her some incurable STD from all his messing around.

[auboy]

Yes he cheated, but why?

He couldn't control his drive (er).

[JRios1968]

“Elin Nordgeren available. Lazamataz on Next Plane to Sweeden spotted in downtown Panama City, Florida”.

Fixed

[JimmyMc]

Tiger’s problem was that he kept confusing his secondary residencies with his primary residence. That will always get you into hot water.

[al baby]

Upper left he dated Steven Tyler Gross

[BillyA]

Yep, I’m sure that was his only problem.

Maybe that and his addiction to hookers.

[al baby]

that and night putting

[DesertRhino]

At last! He’s free from homicidal psycho. Now if he’s smart enough not to marry another one.

[DesertRhino]

No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere,,,

[DesertRhino]

No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere,,,

[GQuagmire]

GQuagmire already on the way.......

[RonF]

I think you should have to put up with a lot before you divorce, but Tiger pretty much satisfied my definition of “a lot”.

[mad puppy]

“I think people who divorce are the most selfish people in the world.”

So you rate Elin right up there with the likes of Madoff and a few other Wall Street types who selfishly took billions from the savings of so many? What is it that Elin did, exactly, to ‘screw this up’?

For someone who acknowledges they don’t know about their situation you sure are quick to judge.

[Puppage]

omeone, somewhere,,,

Heeeey, that's MY line!

[Old Teufel Hunden]

Is that picture the Tiger version of the Brady Bunch? Here’s a story, of a man named Tiger...

[rickomatic]

Tiger Woods and his wife are officially divorced.

So, as Jim Carey said in "Dumb and Dumber".... "so.....I DO have a chance!!"

[BillyA]

Bogey!

[Ole Okie]

“Elin Nordgeren available. Lazamataz on Next Plane to Sweeden”.

You needed to notify Laz. He might miss out on this opportunity.

[Lmo56]

Ca-Ching !!!

[Oldpuppymax]

Where dem white bitches be??

[Pollster1]

Yes he cheated, but why? Was she horrible? We don’t know.

I disagree with your thought process here. Just as some people were asking why nineteen Islamic terrorists flew airplanes into American buildings, you are looking for an excuse that would partially justify flings with a dozen or so women. No acceptable excuse exists for choosing to do wrong. Tiger had three good choices: (1) stay faithful in the situation he had, (2) ask Elin to travel to tournaments with him or otherwise change the situation so he is happy to stay faithful, or (3) get a divorce before jumping on the hooker of the day. Instead, he violated his vows and human decency. Even if Elin was tired from having his baby or otherwise neglecting him as he spent 90% of his time away from home, that does not in any way justify Tiger's actions.

[Erasmus]

Thanks for reminding me to return that message from her on my cellphone.

I think she has some important news for me, but I can tell her I already read it on FR.

[dangerdoc]

There’s an old saying, when you have sex with someone, you are having sex with everyone they’ve had sex with and everyone that has sex with them.

When Tiger is in that group,.... Laz may not want to be pinged to that party.

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

There’s an old saying, when you have sex with someone, you are having sex with everyone they’ve had sex with and everyone that has sex with them.

Do you think MAgic Johnson's ex ever dated again? If you do the math, you are volunteering to sleep with millions of people at once in the case of TiHgHer's ex.

[dangerdoc]

+1

[dmzTahoe]

What’s her user id name on Match.com?
Gotta look her up!!

[vetvetdoug]

Tiger, the consummate black man, shown with those women of his own kind...

I don't think Tiger will ever get a job with the Department of Agriculture...

[Mila]

"Do you think MAgic Johnson's ex ever dated again?"

Magic Johnson and his wife, married in 1991, are still together.

[RatSlayer]

I wonder if Tiger is now regretting protecting Elin from the domestic violence charges she might have faced for taking those swings at the “SUV” with the golf club?

[Archie Bunker on steroids]

I guess I’m wrong....however....if they did divorce she could not give it away.