[Thanks to ADemocratNoMore for the heads-up!}
Posted on 08/23/2010 9:26:34 PM PDT by tlb
his ex-wife, Sandra Harmon, an author on relationship counseling, says he made her life hell.
Harmon penned his recently released memoir, "The Man Behind the Nose: Larry Bozo Harmon,".
But Sandra's own upcoming memoir, "Sleeping with Bozo and Other Clowns," will depict him as a pathological liar and cheater.
"He lied about everything," Sandra told us. "If he ate two steaks, he said, 'I ate seven.' "
Sandra was Larry's second of four wives and his mistress during his first marriage. Larry was sex crazed, she says. "He would want to have sex every night and twice on the weekend," she said. "He said I owed it to him." Their marriage lasted less than three years when Sandra caught him sleeping with his secretary.
Sandra says the bizarre tales in his book are lies but impossible to disprove because the people involved are dead.
"Whatever he did, he would take it and jumble it up. He was relentless."
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
The reporter asked the clown, "How many clowns can fit in that car?"
The clown replied, "Well, it's above my pay grade to comment on that but we save $10,000 worth of gas by inflating the tires."
A reporter asked the Head Clown "What do you think of that?"
"Oh", she said, "Unemployment benefits for clowns are creating circus jobs faster than practically any other government 3-ring circus."
After an elephant accidentally kicked over a water hydrant during the circus parade, causing thousands of gallons of water to spew into the air, inundating onlookers, the Head Clown banned all animals from the circus for 6 months.
[Thanks to ADemocratNoMore for the heads-up!}
Everytime congress or senate is in session marks another ‘send in the clowns’ convention.
ERIC: You’re livin’ in the past, man! You’re hung up on some clown from the sixties, man
Stop STOP! You’re killing me.
Two clueless people, one who was a guy’s mistress and then expects him to be faithful after she takes him away from his wife, and the guy, who’s a dem.
Clueless.
Thanks tlb. To show just how dishonest he was, the Bozo here in Grand Rapids *wasn’t even Larry Harmon*. Dirty liar. ;’)
Clowns AND monkeys.......you can't trust 'em either.
Like the old saying goes, if (s)he’ll cheat with you, (s)he’ll cheat on you.
Too Much Joy - “Clowns”
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2028312560
Oh, without question. I dated a guy for a while who wanted to marry me, but I didn’t want to marry anyone at that point. I found out he was already married (!!!!!) and had two kids. (!!!!!) Not only that, it was his second wife, and he cheated with her before divorcing his first wife and son. A mutual friend clued me in.
I dropped him like a hot brick. I can’t abide a liar, and a cheat is always a liar.
"I'm a GOD!!!"
The local Bozo I watched on TV when I was growing up use to ask the kids he interviewed whether they “walked to school or carried their lunch.” You could see the cogs in their little minds freeze up trying to figure out how to answer him. LOL! The same guy is quite a bit older now and works as the media spokeman for the local horse racing track. Rootie Kazoo! Whoa Nellie!
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