[DCPatriot]

This thread is useless without the RACES of the people involved in the ‘misunderstanding’.

[IamConservative]

I think we will need Alton Brown to get to the bottom of this. Are large breasts or juicy thighs better to simmer with?

[NavyCanDo]

Imagines how red-faced I got when I asked a girl working in a pet store if she had Happy Hips. (A chicken jerky with vitamins good for dog's hips)

[goseminoles]

On August 21, 2011 I’d return and ask for two of the nice legs right there.

[TomServo]

Jerry Clower - "The Last Piece Of Chicken".

[JRios1968]

He should have asked for Spam...

[calex59]

that's nothing, I was in the hospital, in Seattle, St. Vincents, for surgery about 15 years ago. I was required to walk right after surgery and was feeling a little weak. This nurse had me get out of bed and I felt dizzy and almost fell over and gabbed the nearest thing to keep from falling which, of course, was the nurse. I didn't grab anything personal, just her arms and as soon as the dizziness passed I let go of her.

She complained that I had sexually attacked her and asked that another nurse take over my case.

It happens in this day and age of PC and sexual harassment brain washing of our women.

[TexasCajun]

Dirty Old Man !

[Abathar]

Someone needs to post the location of this store.

I guarantee once word gets out their chicken sales will be through the roof with every smartass in town coming in to order a couple of the impressive breasts they have there.

[archivist007]

http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2010/08/man_gets_trespassing_notice_for_telling_deli_clerk_he_likes_large_chicken_breasts.php

According to the above link, the first woman was “heavy-set” and the second one was “extremely surly”.

[ichabod1]

At least he didn’t get hisself shot.

[ichabod1]

No boobs for you. One year!

[matt1234]

In college, I had a very well-endowed female classmate named “Patricia Purdue.” I refered to her as “Patty Purdue and her oven stuffer roasters.”

[dfwgator]

Heaven forbid what would have happened to Otter in this store

[matt1234]

I hope that chicken was silicon-free.

[VeniVidiVici]

A sign outside of a local strip joint here recently said:

No Chicken Wings Here But We Have Plenty of Breasts and Thighs

[Red in Blue PA]

Personally I am in favor of burquas for women like this who cannot take a simple joke.

If she never wants anyone to stare or make a light joke, cover the hell up.

Otherwise, lighten up!

[G Larry]

Take it to court for false charges.

[dragnet2]

A man was given the boot -- and a trespassing notice that bans him from the property for one year

When his year is up, he needs to go in and ask her where they keep the hogjawed skank fish.

[Larry Lucido]

forbidding him from entering the Safeway for one year.

"You come back, one year!"