[steveo]

Dude... stay away from the produce dept.

[wxgesr]

Should’ve ordered the bearded clams....that’s right, I said it!

Or, the white meat special!

[swarthyguy]

[rickb308]

He should have ordered the Hillary Special.
Small breasts, fat thighs and a left wing.

[Jeff Chandler]

I once kissed a girl on the veranda.

[bert]

Years ago I had close contact with folks in Saudi Arabia. There was a Safeway around the corner. One day the Mutawa came in and went to the freezer where they marked out “Breasts” and in magic marker wrote “Chests”.

Chicken breasts became chicken chests

[whence911]

Another example of a jurisdiction which has too many police officers on the payroll.

[sit-rep]

I am finding this a very popular behaviour in the human species lately...

Lie to defend themselves or their views. It is done so easily by some, it is really becoming a scary thing to me. I never look again, or give the time of day to anyone who does it.