POST OF THE DAY...a continuous thread highlighting the incisive perceptions and wit of FReepers.

08.27,10 | Chickensoup

[Chickensoup]

Freepers say caustic, wry, incisive, sarcastic, funny and poignant things.

This is a running thread to highlight the BEST of the BEST.

I will sometimes miss em so let me know....

[UCANSEE2]

IBTZ.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Buh-bye!

[Chickensoup]

Here is the first one:

my dissertation :”Lesbian Tattoo Patterns’ Effect on Global Warming.”

Thank you Kenny Bunk!

[humblegunner]

Pablo Is Very Wily.

[Dog]

Getting in before the zot..

[BubbaJunebug]

Well first things first...you obviously think your computer is faster than it really is.... pretty good 2 seconds...

POST OF THE DAY...a continuous thread highlighting the incisive perceptions and wit of FReepers.
Friday, August 27, 2010 4:37:09 PM · by Chickensoup
08.27,10 | Chickensoup

POST OF THE DAY...a continuous thread highlighting the incisive perceptions and wit of FReepers.
Friday, August 27, 2010 4:37:07 PM · by Chickensoup
08.27,10 | Chickensoup

[GonzoGOP]

Here is one. May the flees of a million rabid viking kitties infest your Birkenstocks.

[Dog]

Before I share with you my wittys..

[Lando Lincoln]

A moose-tifying thread, indeed.

[JPG]

Warning: Dangerous ozone levels ahead.

[ßuddaßudd]

You cant tbe series are you?

[Dallas59]

[NorCoGOP]

This is hugh! Hugh and Series I tell ya...I am defiantly sure of that.

[netmilsmom]

Just about anything posted by Laz or The Comedian makes me ROTFLOL.

I used to send my hubby FReeper Funnies of the Day. I hope this thread stays up.

[DJ MacWoW]

Do you remember the Tagline threads? This is a variation of that.

I miss those tagline threads.

[Servant of the Cross]

[paulycy]

[philman_36]

Pablo Is Very Wily

[humblegunner]

“But he doesn’t believe he can win. How can you win without belief in the people?”

[humblegunner]

Just about anything posted by Laz or The Comedian makes me ROTFLOL.

Rookie amateurs, the lot.

[BushCountry]

[Allegra]

I totally dig new socks.

[GSWarrior]

I saw Ringo Starr at a bus stop in Gillette, Wyoming.

[Squantos]

Nuke the gay whales for Allah !

[central_va]

I saw Ringo Starr at a bus stop in Gillette, Wyoming.

I saw Tom Landry shopping in the Frozen Food section at an Austin TX grocery store.

[justlurking]

Are you logged in?

[manic4organic]

Unnnngggggggh!

[GSWarrior]

At least yours is believable.

[Eddie01]

Paging Manbearpig. Manbearpig please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[The Comedian]

Just about anything posted by Laz or The Comedian makes me ROTFLOL.

Thanks. I usually just post pictures of Laz, so it's really his credit...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[martin_fierro]

I need help configuring my router.

[BushCountry]

I saw Ringo Starr at a bus stop in Gillette, Wyoming.

I saw Tom Landry shopping in the Frozen Food section at an Austin TX grocery store.

Everyone is about to see Jimmy Johnson on Survivor!

[philman_36]

Damned good question. Consideration ensues.

[central_va]

Yours is fake? Wow.

[justlurking]

I saw Ringo Starr at a bus stop in Gillette, Wyoming.

I saw Tom Landry shopping in the Frozen Food section at an Austin TX grocery store.

I saw Lon Cheney Jr. walking with the Queen
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect!

[Eddie01]

I saw Frank Zappa in Muskegan Michigan. He asked me what’s new in Baltimore.

[smokingfrog]

Keep the sharp spinning part away from anything you don't want to be shredded.

[ßuddaßudd]

Dont really remember those threads,,, but I believe you.

[The Comedian]

Rookie amateurs, the lot.

Quiet, numbskull.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[APatientMan]

I would have been here sooner, but I just got here.

[SunkenCiv]

Are you sure you’re logged in?

[DJ MacWoW]

This was the last one.

Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 45th Edition

Some of them were very good. Freepers used to change taglines often and try to outdo one another.

[central_va]

I saw Frank Zappa in Muskegan Michigan. He asked me what’s new in Baltimore.

Man, was Moonunit and Dweezil with him?

[Joe 6-pack]

[TheOldLady]

I have $200. Which gun should I buy?

[Eddie01]

No, but Thingfish, Bald-headed John and Jimmy Carl Black (the indian of the group) were there.

[ßuddaßudd]

O K thanx

[humblegunner]

Nuke the gay whales for Allah !

Why can't Allah nuke 'em his self? He's a fag.

[central_va]

No, but Thingfish, Bald-headed John and Jimmy Carl Black (the indian of the group) were there.

Good Lord, you are lucky to have survived an encounter like that! The horror...