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POST OF THE DAY...a continuous thread highlighting the incisive perceptions and wit of FReepers.
08.27,10 | Chickensoup

Posted on 08/27/2010 1:37:09 PM PDT by Chickensoup

Freepers say caustic, wry, incisive, sarcastic, funny and poignant things.

This is a running thread to highlight the BEST of the BEST.

I will sometimes miss em so let me know....


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: faq; fr; pimpmyblog; post; taglines; vanity
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1 posted on 08/27/2010 1:37:09 PM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: Chickensoup

IBTZ.


2 posted on 08/27/2010 1:38:46 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill informed post.)
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To: Chickensoup

Buh-bye!


3 posted on 08/27/2010 1:39:26 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The only stable state is one in which all men are equal before the law." -- Aristotle)
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To: Chickensoup; Kenny Bunk

Here is the first one:

my dissertation :”Lesbian Tattoo Patterns’ Effect on Global Warming.”

Thank you Kenny Bunk!


4 posted on 08/27/2010 1:39:29 PM PDT by Chickensoup (There is a group of people who suck off the productive. They make rules then find infractions.)
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To: shibumi; Larry Lucido; TheOldLady; 50mm; Eaker; Allegra; Salamander; Vendome

Pablo Is Very Wily.


5 posted on 08/27/2010 1:39:33 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Chickensoup

Getting in before the zot..


6 posted on 08/27/2010 1:39:43 PM PDT by Dog (Only reads headlines since 2000)
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To: Chickensoup

Well first things first...you obviously think your computer is faster than it really is.... pretty good 2 seconds...

POST OF THE DAY...a continuous thread highlighting the incisive perceptions and wit of FReepers.
Friday, August 27, 2010 4:37:09 PM · by Chickensoup
08.27,10 | Chickensoup

POST OF THE DAY...a continuous thread highlighting the incisive perceptions and wit of FReepers.
Friday, August 27, 2010 4:37:07 PM · by Chickensoup
08.27,10 | Chickensoup


7 posted on 08/27/2010 1:41:05 PM PDT by BubbaJunebug
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To: Chickensoup
Here is one. May the flees of a million rabid viking kitties infest your Birkenstocks.
8 posted on 08/27/2010 1:41:27 PM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Chickensoup
Before I share with you my wittys..


9 posted on 08/27/2010 1:41:40 PM PDT by Dog (Only reads headlines since 2000)
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To: Chickensoup

A moose-tifying thread, indeed.


10 posted on 08/27/2010 1:41:45 PM PDT by Lando Lincoln (Reconciliation takes place in November.)
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To: Lando Lincoln
Warning: Dangerous ozone levels ahead.
11 posted on 08/27/2010 1:44:53 PM PDT by JPG (How much taxpayer $ did Mookie blow today?)
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To: Chickensoup

You cant tbe series are you?


12 posted on 08/27/2010 1:45:39 PM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: Chickensoup

13 posted on 08/27/2010 1:48:54 PM PDT by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: ├čudda├čudd

This is hugh! Hugh and Series I tell ya...I am defiantly sure of that.


14 posted on 08/27/2010 1:49:17 PM PDT by NorCoGOP (OBAMA: Living proof that hope is not a plan.)
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To: Chickensoup; Lazamataz; The Comedian

Just about anything posted by Laz or The Comedian makes me ROTFLOL.

I used to send my hubby FReeper Funnies of the Day. I hope this thread stays up.


15 posted on 08/27/2010 1:50:41 PM PDT by netmilsmom (I am inyenzi on the Religion Forum)
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To: ├čudda├čudd; Chickensoup
Do you remember the Tagline threads? This is a variation of that.

I miss those tagline threads.

16 posted on 08/27/2010 1:51:30 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If Bam is the answer, the question was stupid.)
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To: Chickensoup

17 posted on 08/27/2010 1:52:19 PM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free ...)
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To: Chickensoup

18 posted on 08/27/2010 1:57:46 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: humblegunner
Pablo Is Very Wily
19 posted on 08/27/2010 1:58:54 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: philman_36
“But he doesn’t believe he can win. How can you win without belief in the people?”
20 posted on 08/27/2010 2:01:11 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: netmilsmom; Lazamataz; The Comedian
Just about anything posted by Laz or The Comedian makes me ROTFLOL.

Rookie amateurs, the lot.

21 posted on 08/27/2010 2:03:00 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Chickensoup

22 posted on 08/27/2010 2:04:43 PM PDT by BushCountry (I spoken many wise words in jest, but no comparison to the number of stupid words spoken in earnest)
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To: Chickensoup

I totally dig new socks.


23 posted on 08/27/2010 2:05:50 PM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Chickensoup

I saw Ringo Starr at a bus stop in Gillette, Wyoming.


24 posted on 08/27/2010 2:05:55 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Chickensoup

Nuke the gay whales for Allah !


25 posted on 08/27/2010 2:06:30 PM PDT by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet)
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To: GSWarrior
I saw Ringo Starr at a bus stop in Gillette, Wyoming.

I saw Tom Landry shopping in the Frozen Food section at an Austin TX grocery store.

26 posted on 08/27/2010 2:08:19 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Chickensoup

Are you logged in?


27 posted on 08/27/2010 2:09:10 PM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: Chickensoup

Unnnngggggggh!


28 posted on 08/27/2010 2:09:19 PM PDT by manic4organic (Obama shot hoops, America lost troops.)
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To: central_va

At least yours is believable.


29 posted on 08/27/2010 2:10:07 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: NorCoGOP

Paging Manbearpig. Manbearpig please pick up the white courtesy phone.


30 posted on 08/27/2010 2:10:39 PM PDT by Eddie01 (All we every really knew was it was crazy to be doin' it any other way)
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To: netmilsmom; Lazamataz
Just about anything posted by Laz or The Comedian makes me ROTFLOL.

Thanks. I usually just post pictures of Laz, so it's really his credit...


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

31 posted on 08/27/2010 2:10:40 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: Chickensoup; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Tijeras_Slim; SunkenCiv

I need help configuring my router.


32 posted on 08/27/2010 2:11:16 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: central_va

I saw Ringo Starr at a bus stop in Gillette, Wyoming.

I saw Tom Landry shopping in the Frozen Food section at an Austin TX grocery store.

Everyone is about to see Jimmy Johnson on Survivor!

33 posted on 08/27/2010 2:11:17 PM PDT by BushCountry (I spoken many wise words in jest, but no comparison to the number of stupid words spoken in earnest)
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To: humblegunner

Damned good question. Consideration ensues.


34 posted on 08/27/2010 2:13:02 PM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: GSWarrior

Yours is fake? Wow.


35 posted on 08/27/2010 2:13:19 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: central_va
I saw Ringo Starr at a bus stop in Gillette, Wyoming.

I saw Tom Landry shopping in the Frozen Food section at an Austin TX grocery store.

I saw Lon Cheney Jr. walking with the Queen
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's
His hair was perfect!

36 posted on 08/27/2010 2:13:28 PM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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To: central_va

I saw Frank Zappa in Muskegan Michigan. He asked me what’s new in Baltimore.


37 posted on 08/27/2010 2:16:27 PM PDT by Eddie01 (All we every really knew was it was crazy to be doin' it any other way)
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To: martin_fierro

Keep the sharp spinning part away from anything you don't want to be shredded.

38 posted on 08/27/2010 2:19:44 PM PDT by smokingfrog (freerepublic.com - Thanks JimRob! The flags are back! - 8/17/2010.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Dont really remember those threads,,, but I believe you.


39 posted on 08/27/2010 2:20:07 PM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: humblegunner; netmilsmom; Lazamataz
Rookie amateurs, the lot.

Quiet, numbskull.


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

40 posted on 08/27/2010 2:21:24 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: Chickensoup

I would have been here sooner, but I just got here.


41 posted on 08/27/2010 2:22:21 PM PDT by APatientMan
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To: martin_fierro

Are you sure you’re logged in?


42 posted on 08/27/2010 2:22:40 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Democratic Underground... matters are worse, as their latest fund drive has come up short...)
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To: ├čudda├čudd
This was the last one.

Taglinus FreeRepublicus - 45th Edition

Some of them were very good. Freepers used to change taglines often and try to outdo one another.

43 posted on 08/27/2010 2:22:51 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If Bam is the answer, the question was stupid.)
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To: Eddie01
I saw Frank Zappa in Muskegan Michigan. He asked me what’s new in Baltimore.

Man, was Moonunit and Dweezil with him?

44 posted on 08/27/2010 2:23:08 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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To: justlurking

45 posted on 08/27/2010 2:26:57 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Chickensoup

I have $200. Which gun should I buy?


46 posted on 08/27/2010 2:28:10 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: central_va

No, but Thingfish, Bald-headed John and Jimmy Carl Black (the indian of the group) were there.


47 posted on 08/27/2010 2:28:31 PM PDT by Eddie01 (All we every really knew was it was crazy to be doin' it any other way)
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To: DJ MacWoW

O K thanx


48 posted on 08/27/2010 2:30:10 PM PDT by ▀udda▀udd (7 days - 7 ways Guero >>> with a floating, shifting, ever changing persona.....)
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To: Squantos
Nuke the gay whales for Allah !

Why can't Allah nuke 'em his self? He's a fag.

49 posted on 08/27/2010 2:30:18 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Eddie01
No, but Thingfish, Bald-headed John and Jimmy Carl Black (the indian of the group) were there.

Good Lord, you are lucky to have survived an encounter like that! The horror...

50 posted on 08/27/2010 2:32:04 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
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