Vegas police: Hilton denied owning purse, cocaine

AP on Yahoo ^ | 8/30/10 | Ken Ritter - ap

[NormsRevenge]

LAS VEGAS – Paris Hilton denied owning the purse in which police say less than a gram of cocaine was found after a traffic stop on the Las Vegas Strip, according to an arrest report released Monday.

"She told me the purse was not hers, that she had borrowed it from a friend," Las Vegas police Lt. Dennis Flynn wrote in his report of Hilton's arrest shortly before midnight Friday. The friend was not identified.

The 29-year-old celebrity socialite acknowledged owning $1,300 in cash, several credit cards, a package of Zig-Zag rolling papers and a broken tablet of the prescription asthma medication Albuterol also found in the purse late Friday during her arrest at the Wynn Las Vegas resort.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

She’s not that cute. Take the money away and you’ve got a drug addicted skank trying to lie her way out of a bust.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

It was the Zig Zags that gave her away.

[ronnied]

Lauer???

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

;)

[Frenchtown Dan]

Pitiful.
She can’t even create a decent lie. This is as bad as “The dog ate my homework!”.

[Yaelle]

Note to socialite druggies everywhere:

When pulled over for DUI on the Strip, with your stash of cocaine in your bag, REMEMBER NOT TO PULL OUT YOUR LIP GLOSS IN FRONT OF THE COPS.

[End Times Sentinel]

I saw a Brady Bunch like that one time. Greg really was smoking, but he promised he'd stop and then a pack of cigarettes fall out of his coat, RIGHT IN FRONT OF MRS. JOHNSON who's the head of the school's anti smoking committee! And Carol was on that committee!!! Was, as in, she was removed after that embarrassing incident. And then, Alice realizes that Greg mistakenly took home someone else’s coat, and you know who it belonged to? Tommy Johnson, Mrs. Johnson's son (he and Greg are in a band called The Banana Convention and sing “Til I Met You” which was totally groovy.) And then, at the end, Tommy admits the smokes were his, and he tells his mom, and she apologizes to Carol and offers to let her back on the committee, but Carol says “You can take your committee and ram it up your...” and then the credits come up.

So, long story short, it could happen.

[Jane Long]

Is that Matt Lauer?

[Joe 6-pack]

Yep...reminds me of the episode where Carol caught Mike and Sam the butcher making pulled-pork sandwiches.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

(he and Greg are in a band called The Banana Convention and sing “Til I Met You” which was totally groovy.)

Wait. Wait. Now I'm all confused an' stuff. Which two Banana Splits were these guys, again...? ;)

[SMARTY]

Maybe she was going to sell the coke to buy some shampoo

[End Times Sentinel]

Which two Banana Splits were these guys, again...?

Bingo and Drooper. Snorky was a hack and don't even get me started on Fleagle.

[JRandomFreeper]

LOL! That is so wrong, at so many levels.

/johnny

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Bingo and Drooper. Snorky was a hack and don't even get me started on Fleagle.

Cats just flat-out wailed at Woodstock, though. Blew the 1910 Fruitgum Company right off the stage... so, you know: props. ;)

[raybbr]

I think she’s smokin’ hot. That’s just me.

[RikaStrom]

He just lost his job today at the Wynn.

After the gun incident in CA, and now this, I am not surprised that The Wynn kicked him to the curb. I don't think that's the publicity that Steve Wynn wants.

[driftdiver]

Of course she had to borrow it, cause it had the coke in it.

[driftdiver]

“After the gun incident in CA, “

You mean the one where he shot a man carrying two knives who was trying to break into her house.

[nesnah]

What the real shame here is that her now unemployed “boyfriend” missed his chance that evening to go where hundreds of other men have already been.

[Oldpuppymax]

When you look like that, you don’t really HAVE to lie...speechwise, that is.