Posted on 08/31/2010 5:04:11 PM PDT by JimSEA
ROSEBURG, Ore. -- Police arrested a man Monday after they say he stole a car from a local dealership, and then drove back by the scene of the crime.
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Let’s pray that this boy is sterile.
He looks like a freaking gnome...
He was quickly "arrested without incident" and arrangements are being made to have him a "extradited" back across the State Line to Kansas City, Kansas (8 miles and 10 minutes).
Obviously, he was interested in obeying the law (purchasing a car instead of stealing one) and purchase state and city tags (again instead of stealing a license plate). Unfortunately, he never thought ahead to use cash instead of using his personal checking account, presumably also using his driver's license for ID.
What’s with the low-set ears? Did somebody shove a helmet on his head when he was a baby?
j/k
He appears to have a serious genetic problem!
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