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Upcoming Mel Gibson movie: THE BEAVER
http://beaver.the-movie-trailer.com/ ^ | 9/6/10

Posted on 09/06/2010 2:56:53 PM PDT by martin_fierro

Plot:
"Walter (Mel Gibson) is a troubled father and husband and CEO of a stalling toy company, he's clinically depressed. When he finds a Beaver glove puppet he starts to wear it without pause: he even adopts the beaver as a kind of avatar through which he carries out all of his communication."

Cast:



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: beaver; hugh; imnotmakingthisup; melgibson; norealii; series
I post, you decide.
1 posted on 09/06/2010 2:56:56 PM PDT by martin_fierro
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To: martin_fierro

o_0

:/


2 posted on 09/06/2010 2:58:21 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: martin_fierro

Triumph the Insult Beaver?


3 posted on 09/06/2010 2:59:13 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard
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To: martin_fierro

I hear that Robin Williams will play a therapist who treats the Beaver.


4 posted on 09/06/2010 3:00:07 PM PDT by dominic flandry
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To: martin_fierro

I had heard something about Jodi Foster and beaver.....


5 posted on 09/06/2010 3:00:11 PM PDT by Winstons Julia (The liberal mantra: Never enough.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

Does Mel’s character go by the name of Ward Cleaver?


6 posted on 09/06/2010 3:00:50 PM PDT by shadeaud ("If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten." -- George Carlin B)
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To: martin_fierro

Keep your hands out of the beaver!!


7 posted on 09/06/2010 3:01:01 PM PDT by School of Rational Thought (Need work. MBA, CPA, Black Belt. Diverse industry and cross border experience.)
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To: martin_fierro

:-/ Is this evidence of Mel’s reality?


8 posted on 09/06/2010 3:01:01 PM PDT by Buddygirl
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To: martin_fierro

“Once you go full retard, you can never go back”

(mangled quote from Tropic Thunder)


9 posted on 09/06/2010 3:01:12 PM PDT by dynachrome (Barack Hussein Obama yunikku khinaaziir!)
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To: martin_fierro

10 posted on 09/06/2010 3:01:22 PM PDT by Yossarian (A pro-life democrat is one who holds out for something in return for his pro-abortion vote.)
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To: martin_fierro

...and Jerry Mathers as the beaver.


11 posted on 09/06/2010 3:02:24 PM PDT by hometoroost (Somewhere a community is missing its cruise director)
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To: martin_fierro

If this is for real, I’d say Mel has laid the perfect groundwork for a movie role in which he plays a toymaker who goes batty.

Perhaps Jodie Foster can be convinced to film a few more scenes where Mel and his Beaver blame Da Joooz for everything bad.

Or perhaps invent another character, a mistress with whom Mel does a drunk-dial tirade.


12 posted on 09/06/2010 3:03:34 PM PDT by sinanju
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To: martin_fierro

By any chance is there anyone that will be raped by a pack of beavers?


13 posted on 09/06/2010 3:03:36 PM PDT by VanDeKoik (Iran doesnt have a 2nd admendment. Ya see how that turned out?)
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To: martin_fierro

Mel, don’t be too rough on the Beaver...


14 posted on 09/06/2010 3:05:55 PM PDT by Le Chien Rouge
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To: martin_fierro
And this is original? SouthPark did this almost 10 yrs ago.


15 posted on 09/06/2010 3:05:55 PM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: martin_fierro

16 posted on 09/06/2010 3:09:00 PM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: martin_fierro

17 posted on 09/06/2010 3:09:00 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Hey now!)
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To: Hodar

Dang, you beat me to it.


18 posted on 09/06/2010 3:11:30 PM PDT by xjcsa (Ridiculing the ridiculous since the day I was born.)
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To: martin_fierro; mikrofon; PJ-Comix

Li'l Beaver sez:
"I give it four stars!"


19 posted on 09/06/2010 3:18:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: martin_fierro

Wasn’t it beaver that got Mel in trouble in the first place?


20 posted on 09/06/2010 3:22:05 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: DCPatriot

YOU... OWE... ME... A... NEW... KEYBOARD...


21 posted on 09/06/2010 3:24:29 PM PDT by irishtenor (Tag lines, they are not what they used to be...)
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To: al baby; aculeus; Constitution Day; Charles Henrickson; dead; dighton; Ezekiel; Lazamataz; ...
When he finds a Beaver glove puppet he starts to wear it without pause: he even adopts the beaver as a kind of avatar through which he carries out all of his communication.

al baby communicates to us through his beaber.

22 posted on 09/06/2010 3:26:34 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: irishtenor

LOL.....an oldie but goody!


23 posted on 09/06/2010 3:28:33 PM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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To: martin_fierro

"IT'S THE JOOOOOOS!"

24 posted on 09/06/2010 3:30:04 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: martin_fierro

25 posted on 09/06/2010 3:34:27 PM PDT by Daffynition ("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
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To: shadeaud

Your post reminds me of the dirtiest line ever said on TV (that got past the censors):

MRS. CLEAVER: “Ward, you were a little hard on The Beaver last night.”


26 posted on 09/06/2010 3:37:20 PM PDT by ExNewsExSpook
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To: martin_fierro

Not a remake of ‘Braveheart’ or ‘The Patriot’ I take it?


27 posted on 09/06/2010 3:38:04 PM PDT by Lucius Cornelius Sulla ('“Our own government has become our enemy' - Sheriff Paul Babeu)
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To: martin_fierro

bfl


28 posted on 09/06/2010 3:42:21 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies (This year Christmas is coming in November!)
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To: martin_fierro

When did he turn into an assh*le?


29 posted on 09/06/2010 4:07:00 PM PDT by Cacique (quos Deus vult perdere, prius dementat ( Islamia Delenda Est ))
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To: martin_fierro

30 posted on 09/06/2010 4:09:25 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla

“Not a remake of ‘Braveheart’ or ‘The Patriot’ I take it?”

Maybe “Conspiracy Theory”


31 posted on 09/06/2010 4:22:25 PM PDT by Shermy (Keynsianism and "Supply Side" economics: two sides of the same borrowed coin)
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla
Not a remake of ‘Braveheart’ or ‘The Patriot’ I take it?

I don't suggest Googling "The Passion of the Beaver" either.... or at least not at work.

32 posted on 09/06/2010 4:23:07 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Live jubtabulously!)
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To: ExNewsExSpook

And along the same lines, “The Beaver” sounds like an obvious sequel to a prior Gibson movie. Instead of “What Women Want” this is “What Men Want.”


33 posted on 09/06/2010 4:38:48 PM PDT by MCH
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To: Lucius Cornelius Sulla; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Beaverheart
34 posted on 09/06/2010 4:53:30 PM PDT by mikrofon ("They may take our lives, but they'll never take -- OUR BEAVERS!")
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To: martin_fierro
I see Gibson has gone from making Tour De force movies to Tour De Farce movies

I can see why he went bonkers

35 posted on 09/06/2010 5:00:05 PM PDT by Popman (Obama. First Marxist to turn a five year Marxist plan into a 4 year administration.)
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To: Yossarian

The other beaver was on his left arm...


36 posted on 09/06/2010 5:07:03 PM PDT by ExpatGator (I hate Illinois Nazis!)
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To: martin_fierro
Mel and Ward -- separated at birth?
Ward Cleaver

37 posted on 09/06/2010 6:37:09 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Democratic Underground... matters are worse, as their latest fund drive has come up short...)
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To: ExNewsExSpook

"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!"

38 posted on 09/06/2010 6:39:58 PM PDT by dfwgator
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