Your post reminds me of the dirtiest line ever said on TV (that got past the censors):
MRS. CLEAVER: “Ward, you were a little hard on The Beaver last night.”
And along the same lines, “The Beaver” sounds like an obvious sequel to a prior Gibson movie. Instead of “What Women Want” this is “What Men Want.”
"Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!"