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Jail tells lawyers to remove bras
The SUN ^ | 9/9/2010

Posted on 09/09/2010 8:20:50 AM PDT by llevrok

FEMALE lawyers are being ordered to take off their bras for prison visits to clients — because they set off the metal detectors. Strict search rules at Hasselt prison, Belgium, say nobody is allowed through security if they trigger the alarm.

But under-wiring and clasps are enough to set off the new system.

Barrister Joseph Rowies said: "The alarm goes off rather easily and prison staff apply the rules to the letter, so there is sometimes no alternative for women but to enter the prison without support."

According to a statement from the Directorate General of Corrections, the scanners have already been tested, with no faults found.

He said: "Those who set off the device cannot enter. Those are the rules."

Now prison officials are meeting to discuss the storm in a DD cup after complaints from some female lawyers


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1 posted on 09/09/2010 8:20:53 AM PDT by llevrok
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To: llevrok

Wasn’t there a similar incident involving a female lawyer and her bra about 2 or 3 months ago?


2 posted on 09/09/2010 8:24:26 AM PDT by camerongood210
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To: llevrok

This happens here in the US, also.

I know of an attorney who had to remove her bra. She did so, but then was refused admission to the jail to see her client because she was now dressed “provocatively”.


3 posted on 09/09/2010 8:24:51 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: llevrok

No big deal. Cooperate with security.

There are plenty of undergarments with plastic, rather than metal, supports, or even no underwiring at all.

Of course, those with artificial joints will still get a pat-down. Can’t very well leave those at home.


4 posted on 09/09/2010 8:24:54 AM PDT by Jedidah
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To: llevrok

this is a joke, right?


5 posted on 09/09/2010 8:25:21 AM PDT by humble and shy (Taking our country back, one corrupt politician at a time)
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To: llevrok

They make pullover sports bras that have no hooks or metal or plastic or anything. They even make them in the sizes that more busty ladies like me wear. They aren’t the eastiest thing to get on nor the most flattering to the figure, but they’ll get you through the security system.


6 posted on 09/09/2010 8:29:47 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: llevrok

Inmages make weapons out of anything they can get their hands on. The underwire used in a bra would make a small, flexable razor, easily hidden almost anywhere and very lethal.

A lawyer could easily smuggle in the raw materials (or finished product) in her bra, pass it to an immate and leave with no one being the wiser.


7 posted on 09/09/2010 8:29:56 AM PDT by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: llevrok

Spandex sports bras mean never having to say “ooops!” at the metal detector.


8 posted on 09/09/2010 8:29:59 AM PDT by JimRed (Excising a cancer before it kills us waters the Tree of Liberty too! TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

>This happens here in the US, also.
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>I know of an attorney who had to remove her bra. She did so, but then was refused admission to the jail to see her client because she was now dressed “provocatively”.

LOL - That’s funny! :D


9 posted on 09/09/2010 8:32:21 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: llevrok

TTIWWP....

I mean, how are we to judge?


10 posted on 09/09/2010 8:32:44 AM PDT by AFreeBird
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To: llevrok

Did you hear the one about the female dyslexic lawyer who couldn’t pass her bra exam?


11 posted on 09/09/2010 8:35:21 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: AFreeBird

Yep, I was wondering when someone would want pictures to judge the situation.


12 posted on 09/09/2010 8:35:22 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: llevrok

Sort of a good news/bad news piece, depending on the lawyer.


13 posted on 09/09/2010 8:37:04 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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To: Hoffer Rand

>They aren’t the eastiest thing to get on nor the most flattering to the figure, but they’ll get you through the security system.

I’ll take your word for it.
I’m glad I’m a guy and don’t have to be concerned with anything more complex than a button-up shirt (and occasionally *gasp* a tie).


14 posted on 09/09/2010 8:39:33 AM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: All

has anyone seen what female lawyers generally look like these days? anti-viagra.


15 posted on 09/09/2010 8:42:06 AM PDT by longtermmemmory (VOTE! http://www.senate.gov and http://www.house.gov)
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To: Oldpuppymax
Your bad news scenario....
16 posted on 09/09/2010 8:42:27 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Oldpuppymax
Sort of a good news/bad news piece, depending on the lawyer.


17 posted on 09/09/2010 8:43:10 AM PDT by library user
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To: Jedidah

If you read the article, the clasps also set off the alarm. There is no alternative to metal eye and hooks.


18 posted on 09/09/2010 8:44:01 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If Bam is the answer, the question was stupid.)
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To: llevrok

It's called a sports bra! DUH!
19 posted on 09/09/2010 8:48:16 AM PDT by philman_36 (Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy. Benjamin Franklin)
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To: llevrok

Oh bull paddies, LOL~


20 posted on 09/09/2010 8:58:02 AM PDT by Bad~Rodeo (We've lost control of our own borders, and no nation can do that and survive-Ronald Reagan)
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To: DJ MacWoW

I have my sternum wired together after a bypass operation. Sometimes it will set off a scanner.

And no, I’m not removing the wire for courthouse or TSA scanners.


21 posted on 09/09/2010 9:13:09 AM PDT by BwanaNdege ("a comeuppance is due the arrogant elites" - Charles Krauthammer)
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To: llevrok

What if a lawyer has a hip or knee replacement? Tear it out?


22 posted on 09/09/2010 9:15:35 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
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To: BwanaNdege

I think that I’d pass too.


23 posted on 09/09/2010 9:21:16 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If Bam is the answer, the question was stupid.)
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To: llevrok

i want the job of verifying bra-lessness


24 posted on 09/09/2010 9:50:05 AM PDT by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: llevrok

Heh. They can’t keep drugs out of jails, but they can keep out bras.

Your tax dollars at work.


25 posted on 09/09/2010 10:11:48 AM PDT by altair (Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent - Salvor Hardin)
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To: philman_36

NOT GUILTY, but still needs a pat down.


26 posted on 09/09/2010 10:30:50 AM PDT by pappyone
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To: Hoffer Rand
They make pullover sports bras that have no hooks or metal or plastic or anything

I think the idea would flop (ahem)

27 posted on 09/09/2010 11:05:49 AM PDT by llevrok (Hug a logger. You will never go back to trees.)
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To: llevrok; Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

Sue Elle Mishke PING!

28 posted on 09/09/2010 11:16:21 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack attended the church of GD America for 20 years. He has NO room to speak out on religion.)
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To: llevrok; Revolting cat!
What kind of prison is this, exactly?


29 posted on 09/09/2010 11:17:28 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Barack attended the church of GD America for 20 years. He has NO room to speak out on religion.)
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To: philman_36

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/Ooo-eee.wav


30 posted on 09/09/2010 4:31:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: OneWingedShark

I’ve had the buttons for suspenders on my jeans set off the detector at the airport. What a pain, since the security monkey wouldn’t let me go even after proving to himself and everyone else that it was the buttons.

Rules iz rules, ya know...


31 posted on 09/09/2010 7:00:41 PM PDT by Don W (I keep some folks' numbers in my 'phone just so I know NOT to answer when they call...)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Sure there is. You must be a guy.


32 posted on 09/09/2010 7:44:13 PM PDT by Jedidah
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To: Jedidah
Sure there is. You must be a guy.

No I'm not. Sports bras are uncomfortable and dress clothes don't fit correctly with one.

33 posted on 09/09/2010 7:54:44 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If Bam is the answer, the question was stupid.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Sorry. Should have checked your page before shooting off my mouth.

I don’t particularly like sports bras, either, but then I’m not a lawyer going through tight security. Guess those gals will just have to adapt.

Frankly, dressing appropriately when you know you’re going to have to go through security just makes sense, saves time and money. I don’t understand people who wear complicated shoes to the airport, then grouse and take forever to take them off and put them back on.


34 posted on 09/09/2010 7:59:25 PM PDT by Jedidah
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To: Jedidah
Sorry. Should have checked your page before shooting off my mouth.

Don't worry about. :-)

Most women lawyers wear suits and tailored blouses that have tucks in the chest area for regular bras. Clothes just won't fit right with sports bras. Maybe they should show up in sweats. lol

35 posted on 09/09/2010 8:03:23 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (If Bam is the answer, the question was stupid.)
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