UFO that drove woman off road 'was shaped like a Ford station wagon'

news.com.au ^ | September 11, 2010 | Nick Calacouras

[rdl6989]

A NORTHERN Territory woman claims she was cut off by two alien beings in a spaceship shaped like a Ford station wagon - before it took off surrounded by green, blue and red flames.

"It came in front of us really quickly."

[rdl6989]

I would have at least gone with a Mustang or T-bird.

[Grizzled Bear]

A NORTHERN Territory woman claims she was cut off by two alien beings in a spaceship shaped like a Ford station wagon - before it took off surrounded by green, blue and red flames.

Don't look at me, I drive a Dodge Ram.

Darks, are you scaring women with your flaming Woody, again?

[HangnJudge]

Sweetie, what have you been smoking?

[MWestMom]

There are so many bad jokes just waiting to be born right there.

[Psalm 144]

They have come for our black velvet Elvis paintings!

[GeronL]

What drugs was she on?

She should have said a Ford Anglia with two young wizards aboard, lol.

[freebilly]

What year Ford station wagon...?

[KoRn]

/mark

[exit82]

Instead of saying “Take me to your leader”, the aliens shouted “Quality is Job 1.”

[Grizzled Bear]

I firmly deny admitting that it was intentional. So there!

;-)

[rdl6989]

It doesn’t say, but I’m assuming a ‘68 since it happened in 1969.

[rdl6989]

She definitely was on something. I certainly wouldn’t have told the story afterward, but that’s just me.

[freebilly]

Wonder if it was a used UFO....

[GeronL]

She was also babbling something about a giant snake and a Chamber of Secrets...

[rdl6989]

LOL.

[freebilly]

Very nice literary allusion...!

[GeronL]

She rolled it in pages from some book I think.... lol

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

[gov_bean_ counter]

It doesn’t say, but I’m assuming a ‘68 since it happened in 1969.>

Before my time, but I've been told those automobiles could really fly...

[Question Liberal Authority]

It was a Ford Prefect.