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God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine
Self | September 15, 2010 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/15/2010 5:54:12 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Okay, first off I admit that I feel like a complete jerk for posting this thread...but I had to.

What happened is that a little after 7 P.M. tonight something happened during an ATM transaction involving $40 of my deposit being jammed into the ATM deposit slot mechanism. That very briefly is what happened but it was the circumstances surrounding and involving the transaction (and the charge it was meant to cover) that was so bizarre. To make a very long story short, I soon afterwards had a message flash in my head (which I admit could have been the result of a hyperactive imagination) that I had to post a thread of this exact title on the FR. Of course, I immediately rejected that idea. Unfortunately the next thought was that I BETTER post this thread. So here it is. I am posting this primarily because I don't later want to post a thread titled something like, "God Gave Me a Heart Attack Because I Refused to post the thread titled, "God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: atmmachine; awsomethread; coolthread; crap; doublerainbow; dumb; god; mostinspiringthread; strangethread; stupid; waste
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Suddenly I feel like Danny DeVito at the vegetable section of the buffet line in "Tin Men."

Anyway, I did what I had to do to prevent a heart attack...or worse so I can sleep easy tonight. End of story.

1 posted on 09/15/2010 5:54:13 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

it was nice knowing you...


2 posted on 09/15/2010 5:55:40 PM PDT by devane617 (November!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I had pot roast this evening.


3 posted on 09/15/2010 5:56:24 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for the posting!


4 posted on 09/15/2010 5:56:54 PM PDT by koraz
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To: devane617

Hey, I feel like an idiot but I would have felt worse if I had a heart attack later. The imagery (or my imagination) was that vivid. So


5 posted on 09/15/2010 5:57:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix

I had ring worm once or perhaps twice as a kid.


6 posted on 09/15/2010 5:57:28 PM PDT by Drango (NO-vember is payback for April 15th)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’m thinking of the scene from Maximum Overdrive with Stephen King standing at the ATM.

Honey, this machine just called me an asshole!


7 posted on 09/15/2010 5:57:48 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: PJ-Comix

Yeah, but what did he communicate????

Just that you had to post a thread with this title????


8 posted on 09/15/2010 5:57:56 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: PJ-Comix

God once communicated to me via Jimi Hendrix’s Stratocaster.

Many times, in fact.


9 posted on 09/15/2010 5:59:47 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: RummyChick
Yeah, but what did he communicate????

Good question and I meant to say in the original post that there was NO message except I had to post this thread with that exact title. Got that? NO message.

10 posted on 09/15/2010 6:00:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix

Whew. I thought I was the only one.


11 posted on 09/15/2010 6:00:09 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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To: PJ-Comix

Noah was told to build an Ark, and this is what God wants you to do? You got off easy (well, except for your reputation of course).


12 posted on 09/15/2010 6:00:53 PM PDT by Never on my watch (Why does the Left think Muslims are going to behave as Christians?)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, please share your vision. LOL!


13 posted on 09/15/2010 6:01:05 PM PDT by mplsconservative (I stand with Israel.)
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To: 1rudeboy
I love pot roast! What veggie?
14 posted on 09/15/2010 6:01:11 PM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wish that this thread somehow involved pie.


15 posted on 09/15/2010 6:01:39 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: PJ-Comix

End of story... NOT!

What was the message from God?????


16 posted on 09/15/2010 6:02:34 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (TV News is an oxymoron. MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: PJ-Comix

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/saywhat.wav


17 posted on 09/15/2010 6:02:48 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: PJ-Comix

What have you been smoking?


18 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:10 PM PDT by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
OMG!!!

What if God is Windows based (Vista or ME) and you get the Blue Screen of death??!!

19 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:20 PM PDT by starlifter (Sapor Amo Pullus)
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To: PJ-Comix

you need a doctor...if the voice tells you to jump in front of a buss or eat light bulbs go to the er as quickly as possible...


20 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:24 PM PDT by devane617 (November!)
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Posting without reading whole thread... GUILTY!! :(


21 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:40 PM PDT by Keith in Iowa (TV News is an oxymoron. MSNBC = Moonbats Spouting Nothing But Crap.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You sly one. You want the DUmmies to latch onto your thread title and do a reverse FUnnies.


22 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:42 PM PDT by mplsconservative (I stand with Israel.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Far out! I just now felt like I needed to know what He was doing at 7PM!


23 posted on 09/15/2010 6:03:59 PM PDT by mrsmith
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And which one of the voices in your head are we speaking with right now?

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

24 posted on 09/15/2010 6:04:08 PM PDT by Viking2002 (2010 - NO PRISONERS! NO QUARTER!)
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To: Keith in Iowa

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/eyeballs.wav


25 posted on 09/15/2010 6:04:08 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Obedience is a good thing. :)


26 posted on 09/15/2010 6:04:08 PM PDT by stilloftyhenight (Don't make me use uppercase.)
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To: SIDENET
>> I wish that this thread somehow involved pie.<<
It does now...
27 posted on 09/15/2010 6:04:12 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Ve'al kulam eloha s'lichot, s'lach lanu, m'chal lanu, kaper lanu.)
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To: Never on my watch
You got off easy (well, except for your reputation of course).

I am pretty sure that Noah's reputation was a little dented as well - right up to the six or seven foot waterline! LOL!
28 posted on 09/15/2010 6:04:29 PM PDT by ExTxMarine (Hey Congress: Go Conservative or Go home!)
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To: starlifter

Yellow-yellow fleshed petite potatoes.


29 posted on 09/15/2010 6:06:26 PM PDT by 1rudeboy
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To: PJ-Comix
In before the inevitable “This is hugh and series!” post....
30 posted on 09/15/2010 6:06:45 PM PDT by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management)
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To: ExTxMarine

I think God spoke through the Illinois lottery numbers after Obama’s election..so I guess he can speak through an ATM machine..Although, it is a bit weird not to give a message with the thread title.

Maybe God wanted us to have a laugh today.


31 posted on 09/15/2010 6:07:06 PM PDT by RummyChick
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To: PJ-Comix

I keep a magic 8 ball around for times like this.


32 posted on 09/15/2010 6:07:19 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Keith in Iowa

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/wacky.wav


33 posted on 09/15/2010 6:07:25 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: mplsconservative
You sly one. You want the DUmmies to latch onto your thread title and do a reverse FUnnies.

That is one big reason why I didn't want to post this thread. But the next thought was that heart attack. So better to be mocked by DUmmies (or Freepers) than suffer a heart attack or worse. Hell, if I saw a thread posted by someone else with this title, I would be ragging on the poster myself.

On the positive side I wasn't asked to post something like "I Communicated With God Via a Grilled Cheese Sandwich."

34 posted on 09/15/2010 6:08:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

This thread stunes my beeber to the max!


35 posted on 09/15/2010 6:08:13 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Ve'al kulam eloha s'lichot, s'lach lanu, m'chal lanu, kaper lanu.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Its Bush’s fault....as well as “unexpected”


36 posted on 09/15/2010 6:09:18 PM PDT by mo
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Actually it was a message.

But not from God.

It was from Zod.

From Superman. Zod wanted you to come on here and post the message:

Zod Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine

But now you have failed. And those who fail Zod must bare the consequences. . . .


37 posted on 09/15/2010 6:09:59 PM PDT by NYCslicker
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To: mo

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/yoy.wav


38 posted on 09/15/2010 6:10:11 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: PJ-Comix

How is George Burns doing in Heaven?


39 posted on 09/15/2010 6:10:41 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Obama makes me miss Jimmah Cahtah!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow time travel too! It 6:02. Just wow.


40 posted on 09/15/2010 6:10:52 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Yes, I know)
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To: NYCslicker

http://www.johnspeedie.com/healy/simple.wav


41 posted on 09/15/2010 6:11:22 PM PDT by BenLurkin (This post is not a statement of fact. It is merely a personal opinion -- or humor -- or both.)
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To: NYCslicker
It was from Zod.


42 posted on 09/15/2010 6:13:53 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix

Rural ATM? Any moose nearby? Or your sister, was she in the vacinity? Any cheese eaten in the preceeding hours? And do you NEED to jump in the shower!?!


43 posted on 09/15/2010 6:18:10 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (RINOs=Obama Republicans :p)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

WOOHOO!


44 posted on 09/15/2010 6:18:38 PM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: PJ-Comix

.


45 posted on 09/15/2010 6:22:13 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (lame and ill-informed post)
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"I am posting this primarily because I don't later want to post a thread titled something like, "God Gave Me a Heart Attack Because I Refused to post the thread titled, "God Communicated With Me Via an ATM Machine."

I hate it when that happens.

46 posted on 09/15/2010 6:24:01 PM PDT by grandpa jones (Obama must be exhausted, having to tote that giant brain of his around all the time.)
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47 posted on 09/15/2010 6:25:22 PM PDT by DaveTesla (You can fool some of the people some of the time......)
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To: PJ-Comix

But you were supposed to post it to the Religion Forum.


48 posted on 09/15/2010 6:26:44 PM PDT by decimon
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To: PJ-Comix
Having any tingling sensations or numbness in your extremities?

Ringing in your ears?

Light headed?

Any tightness in your chest?

An impending sense of doom?

49 posted on 09/15/2010 6:27:06 PM PDT by 2111USMC
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50 posted on 09/15/2010 6:28:36 PM PDT by camerakid400
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