Woman wants to be contact for aliens

upi. ^ | Sept. 26, 2010

[JoeProBono]

LONDON, - A Malaysian woman says she wants the United Nations to pick her as the first point of contact for aliens trying to communicate with Earth.

If she has her way, astrophysicist Mazlan Othman will be the person space aliens are referred to when they say "take me to your leader," The Guardian reported.

Othman is presently head of the U.N. Office for Outer Space Affairs, or Unoosa, and was expected to tell delegates about her plans at a Royal Society Conference in Buckinghamshire, England, next week, the report said.

In a recent talk Othman said, "The continued search for extraterrestrial communication, by several entities, sustains the hope that some day humankind will receive signals from extraterrestrials.

"When we do, we should have in place a coordinated response that takes into account all the sensitivities related to the subject," she said.

Her plan is to make Unoosa the coordinating body for alien encounters; U.N. scientific advisory committees will debate the proposal before it reaches the body's general assembly, the newspaper said.

[JoeProBono]

[JPG]

Sorry, Alan Grayson already has that gig, in fact, he's in contact right now.

[FlingWingFlyer]

It would be funnier than hell if the first aliens asked, “Do you have anybody who can speak English”?

[EGPWS]

Finally, some serious agenda is coming out of the U.N. making the organization worth the billions it costs. /s

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

[gitmo]

This job is the closest thing to having perpetual unemployment insurance.

[Clintonfatigued]

I have no problem with privately-funded enterprises doing this, but the U.N. is supported in part by U.S. taxpayers.

[Vaquero]

[FourPeas]

Woman wants to be contact for aliens

Well...ok, but she'll need to move into a trailer in Mena, Arkansas, have at least half her teeth pulled, and marry her cousin.

[Cyber Liberty]

After close examination of the evidence at hand, I must declare she would be an excellent choice. If we were dealing with The Planet of the Apes and we needed a Chimpanzee.

[dfwgator]

[ntmxx]

Soooooooooo…is this to be the conduit for those also representing the Moon God (aka Allah) and their contacts here on earth or does the Foreign Nations Association have an outlet in the Middle East which handles such matters?

What about Jerry Brown being available as a third tier choice; just pointing out the obvious.

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Mazlan Othman:

[Finny]

Last night I had a horrifying dream that in broad daylight over "the city" (whereever that was in my dream), a gigantic spaceship with flashing lights slowly descended and hung over the populace, soon accompanied by a smaller (but still pretty big) spaceship, lights flashing. It was being announced in the most public way: WE'RE HERE. WE'VE ARRIVED.

And all I could think in my dream was, the world that we've all known for centuries, up to the elections in November, Palin, Rove, Pelosi, Reid, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac -- all of it changed in a 30 seconds; all of it is consigned to memory. Obama, Iran, Castro, Tea Party vs. Establishment -- suddenly looks like mere piffle.

It was a truly terrifying dream.

[Slyfox]

M Othman?

[JoeProBono]

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[43north]

What a pantload.

From what I’ve seen of the critters that hang out at the UN the aliens have been there for years.