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[Humor] Joke of the day: Cowboys and Muslims

Posted on 09/28/2010 1:50:20 PM PDT by facedodge

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl,

"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."


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1 posted on 09/28/2010 1:50:21 PM PDT by facedodge
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To: facedodge

Other freepers have posted it...including 668!...but it’s a good one. :D


2 posted on 09/28/2010 1:52:33 PM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast ( A window seat, a jug of elderberry wine, and thou.)
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To: facedodge

Do like


3 posted on 09/28/2010 1:53:13 PM PDT by wastedyears (Know this, I will return to this land... rebuild where the ruins did stand)
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To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

The truth behind the joke is that

Americans, true Americans,

just haven’t had the will to do what has to be done
to alleviate this threat.


4 posted on 09/28/2010 1:53:46 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: facedodge

5 posted on 09/28/2010 1:55:06 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: 668 - Neighbor of the Beast

Yeah, I’m sure, but a joke is not something one would search for like a specific headline, so I figured I share it once more.


6 posted on 09/28/2010 1:55:18 PM PDT by facedodge
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To: MrB

When it comes to push or shove, I believe that Americans WILL stand up. I haven’t given up on them yet. I also it’s just beginning.


7 posted on 09/28/2010 1:56:18 PM PDT by RC2 (Remember who we are. "I am America")
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To: MrB

When it comes to push or shove, I believe that Americans WILL stand up. I haven’t given up on them yet. I also believe it’s just beginning.


8 posted on 09/28/2010 1:56:46 PM PDT by RC2 (Remember who we are. "I am America")
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To: facedodge
Three people on a plane
A French’man’, a Mexican, and a Texan.
The pilot broadcasts ‘We are going down. Unless we can lose at least two hundred pounds, we are going to crash.’

The French guy stands up and says “Viva la France!” and jumps out.

The Texan stands up and says “Remember the Alamo!” and he throws the Mexican out.

9 posted on 09/28/2010 1:58:16 PM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: RC2

We’re seeing them stand up to the bullies on the socialist left, and doing it in a non-violent way (to start with).

Perhaps when we clean our own house, then it will be time to start taking decisive measures to ensure our safety from a threat that is bent on our destruction.


10 posted on 09/28/2010 1:59:48 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a (de)humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: facedodge

The ideal weapon to play Cowboys and Muslims with:

http://www.remtek.com/arms/imi/desert/50/index.htm


11 posted on 09/28/2010 2:03:34 PM PDT by DarthVader (That which supports Barack Hussein Obama must be sterilized and there are NO exceptions!)
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To: facedodge
A Marine Sgt fatally wounded calls for a Mufti.
The Muslim comes and the sgt say, you gotta make me a Muslim before I die. The Muslim does his HUMMINAH HUMMINAH thing and declares, Ok now you are a true Muslim.

His company rushes in on him asking, ‘Are you crazy? Why would you of all people want to be a Muslim?’

The Sgt says, “Better one of them should die, then one of us.”

12 posted on 09/28/2010 2:05:02 PM PDT by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: 240B; All

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead
the discussion on the word ‘tragedy’.

So our illustrious President asked the class for an example of a
‘tragedy’.

One little boy stood up and offered: “If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy..”

“No,’ said Obama, ‘that would be an accident.”

A little girl raised her hand: “If a school bus carrying 50 children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,’ explained Obama. ‘That’s what we would call a great
loss.”

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the
room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a
tragedy?”

Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a
quiet voice he said: “If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was
struck by a ‘friendly fire’ missile and blown to smithereens, that would
be a tragedy.”

“Fantastic!’ exclaimed Obama.. ‘That’s right. And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,’ says Johnny, ‘It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as heck
wouldn’t be a great loss... and you can bet your last buck it’s probably not
an accident either.”


13 posted on 09/28/2010 2:07:39 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: facedodge
A midget goes to the doctor. He complains"Doc my scrotum hurt and my balls are tinglin'.

The Doctor puts him on the exam table and takes out a set of surgical sizzors.

Snip here and snip there. After a few minutes the the patient says, "Jezz Doc that feels so much better. what did you do? The doc reponded,

" I cut two inches off of your cowboy boots!"

14 posted on 09/28/2010 2:08:06 PM PDT by Young Werther ("Quae cum ita sunt" Since these things are so!)
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To: RC2

I hope you’re right, but so far, it appears that our politicians have absolutely no spine and want to be so politically correct that the world sees us through their actions and thinks we are all pushovers. When I hear Obama apologizing for us to the world, or kissing and bowing to a leader of some piss ant country, I want to puke. He absolutely revolts me.


15 posted on 09/28/2010 2:10:21 PM PDT by econjack (Some people are as dumb as soup.)
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To: facedodge

Muslim female seeing eye dog

16 posted on 09/28/2010 2:11:28 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: facedodge
...but I do believe it's a-comin' - Me too!
17 posted on 09/28/2010 2:13:45 PM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001 (A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: facedodge

Never had seen this!! Thanks for posting for those of us who hadn’t.


18 posted on 09/28/2010 2:17:09 PM PDT by RitaOK
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To: musicman

LOL - I like it.


19 posted on 09/28/2010 2:20:26 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: facedodge

ping Muslim jokes


20 posted on 09/28/2010 2:24:03 PM PDT by TNoldman (Call 1911 not 911!)
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