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Oregon woman arrested after failing to register with sex offender list (mug shot of the year winner)
thegazette.com ^ | Sept. 30, 2010 | Justine Scattarelli

Posted on 10/01/2010 11:50:00 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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To: warpsmith
I told myself “I really shouldn’t click on this thread” and I did anyway. When will I learn?

You'll learn to listen to your instincts soon - this thread is your teacher... I just learned the same...

101 posted on 10/01/2010 1:22:46 PM PDT by GOPJ (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2589165/posts)
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To: Lazamataz

Lol....


102 posted on 10/01/2010 1:37:30 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: warpsmith

“I told myself “I really shouldn’t click on this thread” and I did anyway. When will I learn?”

That going from being happy go lucky to puking your guts out in the corner is only a matter of seconds.

:)


103 posted on 10/01/2010 1:38:32 PM PDT by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: TexasPatriot1
Check my sign-on date.

And then, seriously, n00b: STFU.

104 posted on 10/01/2010 1:39:34 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The battle lines are drawn: On one side, are Dems and Repubs. On the other, the Tea Party (us).)
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To: TexasPatriot1

Lazamataz would hit it like a ___________________
(fill in the blank)


105 posted on 10/01/2010 1:40:42 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: Lazamataz

I think you are on the wrong website.
The address you are looking for is still www.chan4chan.com
I thought we were all on the same side here...
Oh, wait...
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!1 Now I see it!!!! She is HAWT!!!!! /sarc


106 posted on 10/01/2010 1:42:54 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: Lazamataz
Of course I would hit that. She is beyond my wildest fantasies.


107 posted on 10/01/2010 1:43:42 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: derllak
Sooooo, I was right about size 13 all along...

:-)

108 posted on 10/01/2010 1:46:37 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

109 posted on 10/01/2010 1:47:31 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: TexasPatriot1
nOOb, if you survive here a year, you might understand anything at all.

Until then:


110 posted on 10/01/2010 1:50:56 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The battle lines are drawn: On one side, are Dems and Repubs. On the other, the Tea Party (us).)
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To: ComputerGuy
And after that, you’d have been blued, screwed and tattooed.

You left out "stewed".

111 posted on 10/01/2010 1:53:24 PM PDT by Ole Okie
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Sister??
112 posted on 10/01/2010 2:02:06 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: warpsmith
"I told myself “I really shouldn’t click on this thread” and I did anyway. When will I learn?"

I know. Me, too. You'd think somebody who's been here as long as I have would KNOW BETTER. (shaking head...)

113 posted on 10/01/2010 2:02:37 PM PDT by redhead (Abortion: The number one killer of human beings. Period.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

There is simply not enough beer in the world.


114 posted on 10/01/2010 2:03:24 PM PDT by jjsheridan5
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To: Lakeshark

Sorry, I don’t look that bad on my worst days!

You know you want some...:P


115 posted on 10/01/2010 2:04:01 PM PDT by derllak
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To: Joe 6-pack

MEEP!


116 posted on 10/01/2010 2:05:46 PM PDT by tnlibertarian
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Yikes! When did masturbation become a sex offense?


117 posted on 10/01/2010 2:05:56 PM PDT by y6162
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To: Lazamataz

LOL...
IMHO, only a troll would hit that troll...

Lazamataz = PWNED!!!


118 posted on 10/01/2010 2:12:08 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: Lazamataz

“nOOb, if you survive here a year, you might understand anything at all.”

Laz, if I could be as smart as you, I might be smart as you one day. Really I could understand anything.

But for right now, all I can do is dream.

Please teach me, o master of the freep...

All of your freep are belong to LAZ!!!

LOL...


119 posted on 10/01/2010 2:17:02 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: TexasPatriot1; Lazamataz
!!!
You have invoked the teacher / student quest.
May your soul rest well upon the journey ahead.
*hand gesture of blessing*
...you are SO doomed in your quest of learning...
120 posted on 10/01/2010 2:24:30 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Unnngh!


121 posted on 10/01/2010 2:29:45 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: Darksheare

Doom is already in my future. However, I believe that if I stay within the posting guidelines of this awesome site, I will have nothing to fear.


122 posted on 10/01/2010 2:32:49 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (nOOb/ as per Laz... :))
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To: Darksheare; TexasPatriot1; Lazamataz

I’ve only been here 5 years. And if I dare smart-mouth Lazamataz at all; it is with the deepest respect.

That - and the fear that he will eat my children.


123 posted on 10/01/2010 2:33:10 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did you find this on Fark?


124 posted on 10/01/2010 2:37:41 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: Responsibility2nd

I still don’t understand. He wrote the rules here...

1. The Game has no rules.
2. This rule violates Rule # 1.
3. You are free to break the rules of the Game any time you want.
4. But since there are no rules, it is impossible to break the rules of the Game.
5. Never wear plaid.
6. A hangover should be a condition of excessive drinking, not something your belly does.
7. L33T sP33k Is Ph0r8Idd3n.

I don’t see a rule that says, “Thou shalt not smart-mouth Laz”.

Oh, and BTW... L33T sP33k.... Ur d01n 17 wr0n9...


125 posted on 10/01/2010 2:41:11 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (nOOb/ as per Laz... :))
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To: Responsibility2nd; TexasPatriot1; Lazamataz

I learned early on that Laz is some odd metaphysical creation, he is like some morphing miasma that can be anything at all befor he gets you.
Venetian Blinds fluttering for no reason?
That’s Laz.
Something in your closte jiggling the door handle all night?
That’s Laz.
Fogy road and there’s something with glowing eyes out there?
That’s Laz.
Something under the bed is drooling?
That’s not Laz, he doesn’t drool, call and eterminator.


126 posted on 10/01/2010 2:42:03 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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Heh heh heh..
Let the typos begin...


127 posted on 10/01/2010 2:43:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare

The shooting pain I get in my rear end when I sit... LAZ???


128 posted on 10/01/2010 2:48:04 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (nOOb/ as per Laz... :))
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To: TexasPatriot1

Possibly some device or powerful ability he is weilding.
Nothing much to worry about for now.


129 posted on 10/01/2010 2:49:27 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare
Hmmmmm.... Interesting. My Dr. thought it was a hemorrhoid.
He is powerful...
130 posted on 10/01/2010 2:52:23 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (nOOb/ as per Laz... :))
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To: TexasPatriot1

131 posted on 10/01/2010 2:59:42 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: TexasPatriot1
What I learned from Laz today.
1. I am a n00b and I need to STFU and GTFO.(This infringes on my 1st amendment right to free speech)
2. No matter what, hit it. (pulse optional)
3. I might learn anything, if I last here for a year. (Not that I choose when I leave)
4. Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. (Even if you win, you are still ret@rded)
132 posted on 10/01/2010 2:59:53 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (nOOb/ as per Laz... :))
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To: wyokostur

:( no pic...


133 posted on 10/01/2010 3:00:23 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (nOOb/ as per Laz... :))
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Benson-Whitehead is listed as a sex-offender for two counts of 2nd degree sexual abuse in 2003

D*mn right it was abuse, that thing is abusive just walking in the room!
134 posted on 10/01/2010 3:03:51 PM PDT by mtbrandon49
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To: derllak
So, you're suggesting she gets carded a lot?

sounds eerily familiar.......

135 posted on 10/01/2010 3:04:26 PM PDT by Lakeshark (Thank a member of the US armed forces for their sacrifice)
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To: Darksheare; Lakeshark

Lol! Look who popped in for a peek, Lame!

Don’t you two be fighting over her. :P


136 posted on 10/01/2010 3:14:07 PM PDT by derllak
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To: Lazamataz
Hey Laz...
137 posted on 10/01/2010 3:32:06 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (nOOb/ as per Laz... :))
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To: TexasPatriot1

BTW, never come to a battle of the wits unarmed...


138 posted on 10/01/2010 3:33:41 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (nOOb/ as per Laz... :))
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To: Free ThinkerNY
a sex-offender for two counts of 2nd degree sexual abuse in 2003

That should be a hate-crime. Anything that involves sex with that monster is truly hateful, and akin to forced bestiality.

139 posted on 10/01/2010 3:36:32 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: derllak; Lakeshark

LOL, no.
Maybe slipping an industrial sized bottle of NAIR into ‘her’ personal effects...


140 posted on 10/01/2010 3:36:53 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: oh8eleven
A double bagger!

More like a three bag buffarilla (buffalo mated with a gorilla). Bag 3 is to cover your license plate when you drive her home.

141 posted on 10/01/2010 3:44:51 PM PDT by Harley (Life is Tough, But It's a Lot Tougher When You're a Liberal. Stop Global Whining Now.)
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To: Darksheare; Lakeshark

Lol! I was thinking more like putting a bag over it’s head.
It’s a much cheaper solution.

I think Lame has a secret crush on it, though, so don’t be too rough on it.


142 posted on 10/01/2010 3:54:08 PM PDT by derllak
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To: Free ThinkerNY

I think she could use Moochells make up artist.


143 posted on 10/01/2010 3:55:18 PM PDT by jetson
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To: derllak; Lakeshark

It’s the teeth.
Sharks like teeth.


144 posted on 10/01/2010 4:31:38 PM PDT by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: TexasPatriot1

Hey noob - sounds like the only thing they want you to learn is to give up your freedom of speech. STFU is not much of a response - I am no noob here or in life - The only person that should be told to STFU is someone who can’t take a joke.


145 posted on 10/01/2010 4:34:19 PM PDT by nomobs (The lesser of two evils is still evil)
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To: Lazamataz

You sir, owe me a new keyboard AND moniter lol


146 posted on 10/01/2010 4:34:26 PM PDT by sfimom
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To: Lazamataz

Geez Laz! Are you saying this before the tequila shots or after.


147 posted on 10/01/2010 6:45:42 PM PDT by Orange1998
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To: goseminoles

No way...... If that’s a woman, then I’m a man!!


148 posted on 10/01/2010 8:18:06 PM PDT by Howudoing
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To: goseminoles

No way...... If that’s a woman, then I’m a man!!


149 posted on 10/01/2010 8:18:48 PM PDT by Howudoing
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To: Darksheare; Responsibility2nd; TexasPatriot1; Lazamataz

Laz is the ONLY “banned poster” that has ever been brought back by popular demand.

Consider the possibilities...

and FEAR the power of the LAZ!

Or just enjoy his offbeat and often ‘sick and twisted’ irreverence.


150 posted on 10/01/2010 10:01:30 PM PDT by Don W (I keep some folks' numbers in my 'phone just so I know NOT to answer when they call...)
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