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Oregon woman arrested after failing to register with sex offender list (mug shot of the year winner)
thegazette.com ^ | Sept. 30, 2010 | Justine Scattarelli

Posted on 10/01/2010 11:50:00 AM PDT by Free ThinkerNY

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To: a fool in paradise

EXTREMELY hittable.


51 posted on 10/01/2010 12:13:03 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The battle lines are drawn: On one side, are Dems and Repubs. On the other, the Tea Party (us).)
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To: taxcontrol

Muskrat ugly......and with a moustache yet!


52 posted on 10/01/2010 12:14:32 PM PDT by Tucker39
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To: Lazamataz

Maybe with a 2x4, Laz, lol!


53 posted on 10/01/2010 12:14:41 PM PDT by Hoosier-Daddy ( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
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To: Jack Wilson
I usually don’t go along with thought crimes, but I would arrest that woman as a sex offender if she even thought about having sex.

Maybe her offense was having sex with an adult male - she should be charged with battery, too. Eyeball abuse.

54 posted on 10/01/2010 12:14:44 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lazamataz
Of course I would hit that.

Laz, you are in luck...they have her all cleaned up and scrubbed down at county.


55 posted on 10/01/2010 12:14:54 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That is a man, baby.


56 posted on 10/01/2010 12:15:04 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho Cheese.)
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To: r9etb
There has GOT to be a sex change involved ..

More like a FAILED sex change

57 posted on 10/01/2010 12:15:07 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; Lazamataz

Even Laz would not hit that one.


58 posted on 10/01/2010 12:15:44 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Jesus called us to be Salt and Light, not Vinegar and Water.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, your pharmacist called, he says you’re way overdue for your prescription refill.

The Clydesdale Scale has to be reversed, how many it would take to pull someone towards her.


59 posted on 10/01/2010 12:16:42 PM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: Hoosier-Daddy

Looks like she should be arrested for failure to buy a razor in addition to the sex charge.


60 posted on 10/01/2010 12:16:49 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: DCBryan1

If they took her to a beauty shop, it would take 12 hours... to get a quote.


61 posted on 10/01/2010 12:17:12 PM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Holy Crap that can’t be “unseen”


62 posted on 10/01/2010 12:19:24 PM PDT by Cheetahcat (Zero the Wright kind of Racist! We are in a state of War with Democrats)
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To: warpsmith

What has been seen cannot be un-seen!!


63 posted on 10/01/2010 12:19:32 PM PDT by The Sons of Liberty (Psalm 109:8 Let his days be few and let another take his office. - Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
YAK WOMAN!

Eddie: "Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."
Clark: "College?"
Eddie: "Carnival."
Clark: "You got to be proud."
Eddie: "Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?"
Clark: "No."
Eddie: "She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a h#ll of a good cook."

64 posted on 10/01/2010 12:20:27 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: JoeProBono
Weird Gal meet Weird Al.


65 posted on 10/01/2010 12:21:22 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That ain’t no woman! It’s a man, man!


66 posted on 10/01/2010 12:21:33 PM PDT by Domandred (Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
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To: warpsmith

Odd, I suddenly had the same feeling.


67 posted on 10/01/2010 12:23:58 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Conservative States of America has a nice ring to it.)
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To: a fool in paradise

68 posted on 10/01/2010 12:24:48 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lazamataz
Of course I would hit that.

Laz, you are in luck...they have her all cleaned up and scrubbed down at county.


69 posted on 10/01/2010 12:25:25 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: RichInOC
She’s so ugly, she just made Sam Kinison sit up in his grave and go “Oh! OHHHHHHHHH!!!”

+1


Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

70 posted on 10/01/2010 12:25:42 PM PDT by The Comedian (Guns, Gold, Food - The guy with the guns ends up with all the gold and food.)
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To: DCBryan1
I don't think it's nice of you to post Forrest J. Ackerman's face on this woman.

How can you do that to poor Forry?

71 posted on 10/01/2010 12:25:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: oh8eleven
A double bagger!

Naaah, that's a triple-bagger. You wouldn't want your dog to lose all respect for you.

72 posted on 10/01/2010 12:38:10 PM PDT by Bob
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To: Free ThinkerNY

That thing is SOOOOOOO ugly, it has GOT to be a MAN!


73 posted on 10/01/2010 12:38:25 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (A liberal is one who has both feet firmly planted in the air -----Anonymous)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Any sex this person has would be an offense.


74 posted on 10/01/2010 12:41:54 PM PDT by Eagles6
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To: warpsmith

I did out of sick curiosity. Why is it I can’t control that urge? LOL


75 posted on 10/01/2010 12:42:22 PM PDT by dforest
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To: Free ThinkerNY
OH. . . MY. . .WORD!! Please, please please, someone rush out and get some wax for this Pat!
76 posted on 10/01/2010 12:43:12 PM PDT by misharu (US Congress = children without adult supervision.)
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To: Howudoing

Obama supporter ping!


77 posted on 10/01/2010 12:47:56 PM PDT by goseminoles
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To: Lazamataz; Hoosier-Daddy; Arrogant Bastard; Blueflag
I'd hit it.

Daddy, the only thing that scares me more than this thread is your FRiend, Lazamataz"!

78 posted on 10/01/2010 12:48:01 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

OK, I can believe that there was no consent involved in what ever happened in 2003.


79 posted on 10/01/2010 12:48:03 PM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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To: Doogle

“I’d have to be drugged,mugged and slugged before I’d get near that...”

Bill Clinton would hit it.


80 posted on 10/01/2010 12:49:29 PM PDT by Levante
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To: Lazamataz
....if I could hit that.

FOUL!

SHIELDS UP!

81 posted on 10/01/2010 12:50:05 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Lazamataz

82 posted on 10/01/2010 12:53:52 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: sniper63

“Looks like weird Al Yankovich”
Don’t insult Weird Al. He’s a genius and I predict that he will soon be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. He has an outstanding band of real musicians (as he is) in his live shows.


83 posted on 10/01/2010 12:54:19 PM PDT by rhoda_penmark
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To: Free ThinkerNY

84 posted on 10/01/2010 12:55:05 PM PDT by dfwgator (Texas Rangers - AL West Champions)
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To: Lazamataz

If you could hit it?
You would be the only one in line.


85 posted on 10/01/2010 12:56:58 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: Levante

....he’d hit a snake if it had ears to hang on to......


86 posted on 10/01/2010 12:58:26 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Lazamataz = Troll?

If you re-arrange the letters in Lazamataz, it would also spell...

(best answer winz!!!)


87 posted on 10/01/2010 1:01:10 PM PDT by TexasPatriot1 (Legalize the Constitution)
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To: Doogle

...or horns.


88 posted on 10/01/2010 1:01:14 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Free ThinkerNY

89 posted on 10/01/2010 1:02:14 PM PDT by longjack
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To: Free ThinkerNY
*Yikes*
90 posted on 10/01/2010 1:05:21 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
Dude wax
91 posted on 10/01/2010 1:05:37 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: DCBryan1
You think that's scary, little girl?

I have something to show you on your 18th birthday.

92 posted on 10/01/2010 1:13:44 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The battle lines are drawn: On one side, are Dems and Repubs. On the other, the Tea Party (us).)
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To: WayneS
Isn’t that Weird Al Yankovich in a dress?

LOL - That was the first name that I thought of! :-)

93 posted on 10/01/2010 1:14:34 PM PDT by meyer (Tax the productive to carry the freeloaders - What is it with democrats and slavery?)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Reminds me of the old saying “Coyote Ugly”!

Wake up in the morning with your arm under that and you chew the arm off to get away without waking it up!


94 posted on 10/01/2010 1:15:43 PM PDT by Wilum (Never loaded a nuke I didn't like)
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To: DCBryan1

I assume you posted this for the surprise face, so I’m left wondering... what the heck is his arm doing going back and forth like that! LOL


95 posted on 10/01/2010 1:18:07 PM PDT by nostrum09
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To: Free ThinkerNY
sex offender? definitely!

i'm offended the word sex was associated with that picture

**must cleanse palette**

what? everyone knows fruit cleanses the palette
:)

96 posted on 10/01/2010 1:18:12 PM PDT by sten
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To: sniper63

What do you have against Weird Al?


97 posted on 10/01/2010 1:19:07 PM PDT by CFIIIMEIATP737
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To: Free ThinkerNY

MOM?


98 posted on 10/01/2010 1:19:58 PM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) Less gubmint is best gubmint.)
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To: TexasPatriot1
Lazamataz = Troll?


99 posted on 10/01/2010 1:20:06 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The battle lines are drawn: On one side, are Dems and Repubs. On the other, the Tea Party (us).)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

She has to wear beer goggles to look in the mirror - Youch!


100 posted on 10/01/2010 1:20:32 PM PDT by BRL
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