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To: DCBryan1
If she would only allow her pendulous breasts to be freed to my touch, I would craft her a love sonnet so sublime, and we would sail away, in love, to a midsummer night's breeze.

Of course I would hit that. She is beyond my wildest fantasies.

34 posted on 10/01/2010 12:00:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The battle lines are drawn: On one side, are Dems and Repubs. On the other, the Tea Party (us).)
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To: Lazamataz; Arrogant Bastard; Blueflag
Of course I would hit that. She is beyond my wildest fantasies.

Dude, your'e gonna need a 4 HP weedeater to get to through that beaver.

38 posted on 10/01/2010 12:02:23 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Lazamataz
Your right Laz.She's just having a bad hair and mustache day.
44 posted on 10/01/2010 12:06:35 PM PDT by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: Lazamataz
Of course I would hit that.

Laz, you are in luck...they have her all cleaned up and scrubbed down at county.


55 posted on 10/01/2010 12:14:54 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, your pharmacist called, he says you’re way overdue for your prescription refill.

The Clydesdale Scale has to be reversed, how many it would take to pull someone towards her.


59 posted on 10/01/2010 12:16:42 PM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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To: Lazamataz
Of course I would hit that.

Laz, you are in luck...they have her all cleaned up and scrubbed down at county.


69 posted on 10/01/2010 12:25:25 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: Lazamataz
Of course I would hit that. She is beyond my wildest fantasies.


107 posted on 10/01/2010 1:43:42 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Lazamataz

You sir, owe me a new keyboard AND moniter lol


146 posted on 10/01/2010 4:34:26 PM PDT by sfimom
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To: Lazamataz

Geez Laz! Are you saying this before the tequila shots or after.


147 posted on 10/01/2010 6:45:42 PM PDT by Orange1998
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