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Largo couple in jail after banana battle, authorities say (Floriduh)
Tampabay.com ^ | September 30, 2010

Posted on 10/04/2010 4:43:37 PM PDT by Shermy

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To: Slings and Arrows

You’re welcome to it. My tagline’s barricaded in and won’t leave.


41 posted on 10/05/2010 8:17:30 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Shermy

“And then you eat the bananer.”


42 posted on 10/05/2010 10:28:14 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Ask yourself,where does Saudi Arabia fit on a scale of "passive" to "moderate" to "extremist" Islam?)
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To: Shermy; Kenny Bunk

Where did she assault him with the donut?

And on a sidebar, I must protest the snaaahby yankee’s depiction of the good people of Florida. If there are any minorities in the area you describe, you owe them an abject appy pology.

The Florida I know, Ft. Lauderdale, they only throw bagels and shove knishes in their ears.


43 posted on 10/05/2010 11:52:11 AM PDT by swarthyguy (KIDS! Deficit, Debt,Taxes!Pfft Lookit the bright side of our legacy -Ummrika is almost SmokFrei!)
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To: swarthyguy; Shermy; okie01; marron; JohnHuang2; My Favorite Headache
I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way
When they are fleck'd with brown and have a golden hue
Bananas taste the best and are best for you
You can put them in a salad
You can put them in a pie-aye
Any way you want to eat them
It's impossible to beat them
But, bananas like the climate of
the very, very tropical equator
So you should never put bananas in the refrigerator

Never show Chiquita the banana, no matter how she make you excited
La policía will make sure your case is expedited.. Olé!

BTW, Swarthy, I wouldn't dream of "insulting" the residents of Florida, besides, they wouldn't get it. I have however, suggested that the state put in roundabouts and access lanes instead of the interminable red lights. This should cull the herd somewhat and make EMT sevices, ambulances, collision shops, and funeral parlors the state's primary investment opportunities. Call it Darwinian capitalism.

44 posted on 10/05/2010 12:12:20 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Revive The Poll Tax and Literacy Requirement for voter registration.)
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To: mikrofon; Ezekiel; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
......Chiquita could Dole it out....

Not bad .... for Russki radio!

45 posted on 10/05/2010 12:15:05 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (Revive The Poll Tax and Literacy Requirement for voter registration.)
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To: Shermy
Riley was released on her own recognizance

She was easy to recognize because she was the one with bits of spit banana and donuts all over her. But what about after she cleans up?

46 posted on 10/05/2010 2:24:55 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Jesus called us to be Salt and Light, not Vinegar and Water.)
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To: Shermy

What about a pointed stick?

Shut Up!!!


47 posted on 10/05/2010 2:26:49 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Jesus called us to be Salt and Light, not Vinegar and Water.)
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To: ColdOne
Is that a banana in your pocket? Or are you happy to see me?

I think you're on the wrong thread; maybe you meant to be here: Pastor accused of sexl attack (with a banana)

48 posted on 10/05/2010 2:30:00 PM PDT by VRWCmember (Jesus called us to be Salt and Light, not Vinegar and Water.)
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