The ratings would be better if they brought-on the prostitutes!
My five suggestions on how to improve ratings:
1. Let Parker & Spitzer do the show in spandex suits each day, just to be different from the Fox News folks.
2. Allow a 10-minute update on national wrestling news. Bring Hulk Hogan on once a month to update the nation at large.
3. Toss a Grizzly bear into the studio once a week without warning either Parker or Spitzer.
4. Add Larry King to the duo.
5. Announce a million dollar giveaway each day with a special number that will float by the screen...just to keep folks watching & hoping.