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To: 4rcane

The ratings would be better if they brought-on the prostitutes!


11 posted on 10/05/2010 11:54:32 PM PDT by RepublicanMeansAmerican
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To: RepublicanMeansAmerican

My five suggestions on how to improve ratings:

1. Let Parker & Spitzer do the show in spandex suits each day, just to be different from the Fox News folks.

2. Allow a 10-minute update on national wrestling news. Bring Hulk Hogan on once a month to update the nation at large.

3. Toss a Grizzly bear into the studio once a week without warning either Parker or Spitzer.

4. Add Larry King to the duo.

5. Announce a million dollar giveaway each day with a special number that will float by the screen...just to keep folks watching & hoping.


12 posted on 10/06/2010 1:31:42 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: RepublicanMeansAmerican
IF the prostitutes were on the conversation and discussion would increase exponentially!
13 posted on 10/06/2010 3:00:00 AM PDT by carcraft (Pray for our Country)
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