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Seven inches is enough, RIM tells Jobs
News Limited ^ | October 20, 2010 | AFP

Posted on 10/20/2010 6:28:53 PM PDT by SubGeniusX

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interesting....

oh yeah and then there is the headline

1 posted on 10/20/2010 6:28:55 PM PDT by SubGeniusX
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To: SubGeniusX

I was gonna say ... RIM Jobs, Seven inches ... sheesh!

Thailand?


2 posted on 10/20/2010 6:30:27 PM PDT by edh (I need a better tagline)
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To: SubGeniusX

seriesly?


3 posted on 10/20/2010 6:30:27 PM PDT by IllumiNaughtyByNature (3(0|\|0/\/\1($ 101: (4P174L1$/\/\ R3QU1r3$ (4P174L. Could it be any more simple?)
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To: SubGeniusX

Yes, there is that.

Why am I here, anyway?


4 posted on 10/20/2010 6:30:37 PM PDT by SuzyQue (Remember to think.)
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To: SubGeniusX

maybe some of female posters can render opinion on this....


5 posted on 10/20/2010 6:31:15 PM PDT by njslim
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To: ShadowAce

ping


6 posted on 10/20/2010 6:32:39 PM PDT by SubGeniusX (Rule #34...No Exceptions.)
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To: njslim

Mrs Dariusbane agrees. She tells me that every single night.


7 posted on 10/20/2010 6:33:26 PM PDT by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: njslim

Is that 7 inches in length or 7” in circumference? The latter may be more important.


8 posted on 10/20/2010 6:33:56 PM PDT by JoeFromCA
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To: SubGeniusX

A lamentable headline.


9 posted on 10/20/2010 6:35:38 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: njslim
I could tell you what my wife says, but that would probably be inappropriate.

But then again I'm a big red blooded American boy.

10 posted on 10/20/2010 6:35:45 PM PDT by 103198
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature

This is HUGH!!!


11 posted on 10/20/2010 6:36:49 PM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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To: SubGeniusX

If it’s less than nine, it just doesn’t film well.


12 posted on 10/20/2010 6:38:30 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Amber Lamps !"~~)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

‘specially in HD....


13 posted on 10/20/2010 6:40:07 PM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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To: SubGeniusX

it might get the job done... but it won’t deliver nearly the same... customer satisfaction

:)


14 posted on 10/20/2010 6:45:20 PM PDT by sten
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To: mylife
A lamentable headline.

Heck, I thought this was a "Gun Talk" thread about barrel length of heavy, large caliber revolvers.

15 posted on 10/20/2010 6:46:29 PM PDT by The Cajun
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To: mylife
A lamentable headline...

I do not think that word means what you think it means ...

I think the word you meant to use was AWESOME

16 posted on 10/20/2010 6:47:25 PM PDT by SubGeniusX (Rule #34...No Exceptions.)
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To: Constitution Day; Rebelbase; martin_fierro

17 posted on 10/20/2010 6:47:57 PM PDT by stainlessbanner
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To: IllumiNaughtyByNature

IllumiNaughtyByNature...HUH??...and your tagline reveals top-secret quantum mechanics... ;-)>


18 posted on 10/20/2010 6:50:25 PM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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To: SubGeniusX
I own the BlackBerry Tour, and 2.6 inches has always been enough for me.

Wait, we are still talking about screens, right? ;-)

19 posted on 10/20/2010 6:53:06 PM PDT by NittanyLion
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To: stainlessbanner

LOL!


20 posted on 10/20/2010 6:55:36 PM PDT by Rebelbase (Palin/Christie 2012)
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To: JoeFromCA
Is that 7 inches in length or 7” in circumference? The latter may be more important.

No, when it comes to rim jobs, length is what counts. Think Gene Simmons vs. Ron Jeremy.

Oh, and I really don't think this thread is going to be around very long so I might as well scrape the bottom of the barrel!

21 posted on 10/20/2010 7:00:42 PM PDT by Drew68
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To: SubGeniusX
All prurient punning aside...I have an Asus netbook with a seven inch screen that I use as an ebook and it is more than big enough for that task and any other I wish to do on it.

Not a pad, true, but all the same in the screen department.

22 posted on 10/20/2010 7:06:56 PM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts ("Give me your secrets, Bring me a sign, Give me a reason to walk the fire.")
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To: SubGeniusX

The headline of the month, at least!


23 posted on 10/20/2010 7:09:07 PM PDT by dynachrome ("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
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To: njslim

I don’t know what is exactly 7” because I have always been told how 6” looks.


24 posted on 10/20/2010 7:19:58 PM PDT by Bronzy (Remember In November.)
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To: SubGeniusX

Nice headline...:-/


25 posted on 10/20/2010 7:23:17 PM PDT by TomServo
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To: SubGeniusX

26 posted on 10/20/2010 7:31:38 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Today, Congress. Tomorrow, the White House!)
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To: 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; aMorePerfectUnion; ...
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR
>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

27 posted on 10/20/2010 7:47:12 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: stainlessbanner
I'll see you and raise you one.

Appropriate, given the Favre sexting scandal, too...

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Cheers!

28 posted on 10/20/2010 7:53:07 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; Drew68; SubGeniusX; Bronzy; martin_fierro
It's not the size of the screen, it's the motion of the mouse balls:

Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:

P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls

P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls

Cheers!

29 posted on 10/20/2010 7:56:18 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: SubGeniusX

...is that a Blackberry in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?


30 posted on 10/20/2010 8:00:00 PM PDT by FlyingFish
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To: SgtBob

And SERIES!!


31 posted on 10/20/2010 8:17:09 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: SubGeniusX

Oh, hey, what’s 6 inches long and has 2 nuts???


32 posted on 10/20/2010 8:18:55 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: SoldierDad
a squirrel or chipmunk/
33 posted on 10/20/2010 8:20:07 PM PDT by sfimom (shift key on vacation again...)
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To: SubGeniusX
Seven Inch.... RIM... Job..

You know they had to do that on purpose...

34 posted on 10/20/2010 8:20:27 PM PDT by Paradox (Democrats new Motto: Vini, Vidi, Lewinski!)
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To: martin_fierro

I had to turn my porn filter off just to view this thread.


35 posted on 10/20/2010 8:23:59 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If you cant tell if I'm being sarcastic...maybe I'm not.)
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To: SoldierDad

Have I met you? see post 24


36 posted on 10/20/2010 8:28:04 PM PDT by Bronzy (Remember In November.)
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To: Delta 21

No kidding. I thought this was an article about bawney fwank.


37 posted on 10/20/2010 8:28:48 PM PDT by Texas resident (Outlaw fisherman)
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To: SubGeniusX
Skywalkers in Korea Cross Han Solo
38 posted on 10/20/2010 8:29:17 PM PDT by dfwgator (Rangers leading the ALCS 3 games to 2)
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To: sfimom

No, silly. An Almond Joy. Sheesh!


39 posted on 10/20/2010 8:36:08 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: Bronzy

Um, well, I just celebrated 30 years with my wife and soulmate, so probably not. By the way, the answer is an Almond Joy!!!


40 posted on 10/20/2010 8:40:51 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: SoldierDad

LOL. Just checking. Almond Joy has coconut - yuck. Congrats.


41 posted on 10/20/2010 9:01:08 PM PDT by Bronzy (Remember In November.)
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To: Bronzy

Well, I didn’t say it was something everyone would enjoy - LOL. Thanks for the congrats. I still can’t believe she’s put up with me this long.


42 posted on 10/20/2010 9:03:10 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Papa of two new Army Brats! Congrats to my Soldier son and his wife.)
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To: SubGeniusX

That’s not what she says...


43 posted on 10/20/2010 10:07:17 PM PDT by JRios1968 (What is the difference between 0bama and his dog, Bo? Bo has papers.)
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To: SubGeniusX; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Smiley - ROFL


44 posted on 10/21/2010 12:06:16 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: SubGeniusX

When it comes to RIM / Jobs, 7” is a good start. Usually, only 8” or 9” will satisfy thoroughly.


45 posted on 10/21/2010 4:18:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Slings and Arrows

Eek for the X-Rated headline, but only if your mind runs toward that sort of thing. [cough]

Good thing too! Plenty of ROFL material here.


46 posted on 10/21/2010 4:34:50 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: TheOldLady

The headline writer HAD to have done it on purpose!


47 posted on 10/21/2010 5:55:42 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Absolutely no doubt about it.

Either that, or he’s been living in a nunnery all his life.


48 posted on 10/21/2010 5:57:58 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Lazamataz
When it comes to RIM / Jobs, 7” is a good start. Usually, only 8” or 9” will satisfy thoroughly.

According to Cartman's mom, the act in question has nothing to do with any body part having length.
49 posted on 10/21/2010 6:02:00 AM PDT by aruanan
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To: TheOldLady
Either that, or he’s been living in a nunnery all his life.

Hey, that doesn't sound too bad... ;^)

50 posted on 10/21/2010 6:03:26 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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