Posted on 10/22/2010 7:10:25 PM PDT by Islander7
What’s behind the green door? Ping
On the next episode of pickers!!!
And a short time later....
The first “knock-knock” joke was born!
I’d go about 20 bucks for that, what do you say?
Did they knock first?
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KNOCK KNOCK
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“You can’t flip this 5,000-year-old house!” Now, on HGTV.
Just be sure and save the doorknob for Aunt Clara. I’m sure she’s been waiting 5,000 years for it.
(For those of you under 50, Aunt Clara was a regular character on the 60s sitcom “Bewitched.” She was a bumbling, lovable eccentric who collected doorknobs.)
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Looks like firewood to me
Duct Tape
Charlie the Unicorn 3
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Pink: To get to the snowman we need to first pass-(camera zooms out to reveal a door standing alone in front of the trio) the Dooooor!
Blue: The Dooooor!
Charlie: The Door?
Pink: Th-the Door!
Charlie: What is the Door?
Blue: The Door is everything!
Pink: All that once was and all that will be!
(The door begins to float and multicolored light begin to flash)
Blue: The Door controls Time and Space!
Pink: Life and Death!
Blue: The Door can see into your mind!
Pink: (Pink’s pupil contracts) The Door can see into your SOUL!
Charlie: Really, th-the Door can do all that?
Pink: Heh, no.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
/johnny
Was there a skeleton of a Hoover salesman outside of it, too?
But was it the door to perception?
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5000 years old!
They must have been excellent craftsmen!
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