Skip to comments.Vampire Sex Offender Arrested
Posted on 10/31/2010 9:56:42 AM PDT by ColdOne
Self-proclaimed vampire arrested for violating probation
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What a dumb a$$. Even less than two brain cells to rub together. I’ve never been a proponent of euthanasia but I’m beginning to believe that there are exceptions.
Did I hear right? The voice-over on the story said that the vampire sex offender sleeps in a coffin and drives a Hearst? What? He drives Patty around?
He’s a pretty healthy vampire if he not a pile of ashes after spending all that time in the sun while the video was being shot.
I guess you aren’t up on the new generation of vampires, when they stand in sunlight they sparkle now instead of bursting into fire. (I have two teenage daughters, if I hear the name Jacob or Edward again I’m going to banish them to their rooms for a week)
At least he doesn’t sparkle.
I would have had no idea what you meant by “sparkle” if Abathar had not explained.
The only thing I know about Twilight is that the most popular actor looks like a circus freak and gives me the creeps.
There is no accounting for taste.
I blame Anne Rice. To paraphrase Dave Barrry, vampires should stop angsting and bite somebody.
Anne Rice. Isn’t she the hack who had a couple of really popular books but spent the end of her career (painfully obviously) getting paid by the word?
Abathar has an excuse. Slings and Arrows, it makes me sad that you know about “sparkling”.
I haven’t the foggiest idea.
Jails are holding pens. The LEO is referring to prison, the stinky weed needs to be in the PRISON population, not a holding pen.
I’m pretty sure he means that people like this fellow need more help than punishment, because the penal system does not deter his behavior. He should probably be committed to an asylum where he can get psychiatric care.
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