Did I hear right? The voice-over on the story said that the vampire sex offender sleeps in a coffin and drives a Hearst? What? He drives Patty around?
He’s a pretty healthy vampire if he not a pile of ashes after spending all that time in the sun while the video was being shot.
I guess you aren’t up on the new generation of vampires, when they stand in sunlight they sparkle now instead of bursting into fire. (I have two teenage daughters, if I hear the name Jacob or Edward again I’m going to banish them to their rooms for a week)
At least he doesn’t sparkle.