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Shopper overcharged because store assistant's breasts were resting on the scales.
Daily Mail Online ^ | 11/9/10 | Gavin Allen

Posted on 11/09/2010 10:34:32 AM PST by Teotwawki

A supermarket customer was over-charged by around £5 while buying fruit and vegetables because the cashier's breasts were resting on the weighing scales.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: breasts; napl
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Did you only want the one watermellon?
1 posted on 11/09/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by Teotwawki
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To: Teotwawki

Pictures?


2 posted on 11/09/2010 10:36:13 AM PST by Terry Mross
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To: Teotwawki

TTIUWP


3 posted on 11/09/2010 10:36:42 AM PST by smokingfrog (Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.)
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To: Terry Mross

This thread is useless without pictures.


4 posted on 11/09/2010 10:37:06 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: Teotwawki

Nice melons.


5 posted on 11/09/2010 10:37:40 AM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: Terry Mross
Here are some boobies for you.


6 posted on 11/09/2010 10:38:43 AM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: Terry Mross
This might be up to the task.
7 posted on 11/09/2010 10:39:26 AM PST by Notwithstanding
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

Somehow I think you might regret that request. Besides, there are some Helen Thomas photos that might fulfill your requirement. ;-)


8 posted on 11/09/2010 10:40:07 AM PST by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: All

Think “Lorna Morgan”....


9 posted on 11/09/2010 10:41:06 AM PST by Maverick68
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To: BunnySlippers

“Besides, there are some Helen Thomas photos that might fulfill your requirement. ;-)”

No thank you! Those pics could cure one of the more comical side-effects of Viagra.


10 posted on 11/09/2010 10:41:16 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: Teotwawki

This is going to be a good thread................


11 posted on 11/09/2010 10:41:57 AM PST by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: Teotwawki

typical nipple and dime operation...


12 posted on 11/09/2010 10:42:09 AM PST by surfer (To err is human, to really foul things up takes a Democrat, don't expect the GOP to have the answer!)
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To: Teotwawki

This post is useless without pictures of the prep, I mean young lady in question.


13 posted on 11/09/2010 10:42:17 AM PST by stockpirate ("......When the government fears the people you have liberty." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Teotwawki

Was she trying to tit the scales in the store’s favor?


14 posted on 11/09/2010 10:45:46 AM PST by PalmettoMason (It's easy being a menace to society when half the population is happy being sheep.)
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To: Teotwawki

I`ve heard of a pound of flesh, but—really!!


15 posted on 11/09/2010 10:46:23 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Teotwawki

Large breasts have caused many men to lose much money.


16 posted on 11/09/2010 10:46:40 AM PST by meadsjn (Sarah 2012, or sooner)
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To: dfwgator
Here's some big knockers for ya!


17 posted on 11/09/2010 10:46:49 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Attn. GOP: Deliver the goods, or we'll do to you what we did to the Dems!)
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To: stockpirate
Alright, here's your hooter pictures.


18 posted on 11/09/2010 10:49:17 AM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Teotwawki

Must be the new s-excise tax


19 posted on 11/09/2010 10:49:42 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Teotwawki

When I was in my 20’s, I serviced equipment in the field. I had a client one time who had made repeated calls about a large high volume drum printer “dropping off-line.”

She was thin and of most ample (silicone) bosom. I had visited 2-3 times, had no clues and finally I said: “I’m just going to sit here for as long as it takes to see it fail.”

Hour or so later, a big job finished printing and she came over to get the printout. She leans way over the printer to reach the paper in the back. I looked at the printer after she left, sure enough, it was offline. Her right breast was the culprit.

I wondered at length how I was going to communicate this information. Finally, I decided to print something and I went and got her and ask her to get the printout for me. When she raised up, I said: “Is the printer online?”

She turned red and started laughing. She gave me a big old hug and kiss, so then we were both red faced and laughing.


20 posted on 11/09/2010 10:49:57 AM PST by IamConservative (Our collective common sense; the only thing a 1.5GPF toilet ever flushed on the first pull.)
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To: Teotwawki

Do they charge by the pound?


21 posted on 11/09/2010 10:50:02 AM PST by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: Teotwawki
In the long run, the car is cheaper.


22 posted on 11/09/2010 10:51:01 AM PST by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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To: Teotwawki

They`re putting too much estrogen in the vegetables these days.


23 posted on 11/09/2010 10:53:14 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Hodar

Nice lines...


24 posted on 11/09/2010 10:53:20 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Teotwawki

You want paper, plastic or lace?


25 posted on 11/09/2010 10:55:35 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Hodar

I have a 2nd cousin who had 5 lbs removed from each breast back in the 70’s. Gave her back problems. She wasn’t fat, either.


26 posted on 11/09/2010 10:56:35 AM PST by TStro
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To: Teotwawki

Were these vegetables and fruits orgasmically grown?


27 posted on 11/09/2010 10:57:04 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: crusty old prospector

gee honey what big and round brown eyes you have.


28 posted on 11/09/2010 10:57:51 AM PST by stockpirate ("......When the government fears the people you have liberty." Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Constitution Day

Two full servings of jubtabulousness please!


29 posted on 11/09/2010 10:59:04 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Pablo lives jubtabulously!)
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To: Teotwawki

The price of carrots will rise this year.


30 posted on 11/09/2010 10:59:31 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Terry Mross

31 posted on 11/09/2010 10:59:46 AM PST by Notwithstanding
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To: Terry Mross

32 posted on 11/09/2010 11:00:36 AM PST by earlJam
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

33 posted on 11/09/2010 11:01:17 AM PST by earlJam
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To: Teotwawki

In the early 60’s...( can’t remember the year) during the hot NYC summer..there was a very, very, very well endowed secretary on Wall Street..who for several days caused near riots as she emerged from the subway each morning. There were thousands of men milling around the station. Made the front pages of all the tabloids..


34 posted on 11/09/2010 11:03:05 AM PST by ken5050 (I don't need sex.....the government screws me every day..)
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To: Teotwawki

Gardening is good for you.


35 posted on 11/09/2010 11:03:29 AM PST by bunkerhill7
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To: Teotwawki
Big Juicy Melons!
36 posted on 11/09/2010 11:06:06 AM PST by pnh102 (Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
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To: Teotwawki; Slings and Arrows; pax_et_bonum; Allegra; al baby; JRios1968; martin_fierro

I would pay for the cantaloupes, if I could only take them with me...


37 posted on 11/09/2010 11:07:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Muslims are not the problem, the rest of the world is! /s)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Yes sir! This store really got busted.


38 posted on 11/09/2010 11:08:51 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: Teotwawki

“How about a fresh tomato?”
“No thanks, my wife is in the car!”


39 posted on 11/09/2010 11:12:26 AM PST by Batman11 (Sarah Palin: "Illegal immigrants are called illegal for a reason!")
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To: Teotwawki; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; Slings and Arrows
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
40 posted on 11/09/2010 11:12:56 AM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Even Bill Kurtis would put that in his Justice Files.


41 posted on 11/09/2010 11:21:14 AM PST by Constitution Day
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To: surfer

“...and a titter ran through the crowd.”


42 posted on 11/09/2010 11:23:04 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Teotwawki

From the article;

>>’The only thing I can compare to this is that we once had a problem with rhubarb.

‘Rhubarb sticks are quite long and hang off the end of the scale so they were actually underweighing. Now we break them in two before putting them on the scales.’<<

How does the “underweighing” happen? Can someone who works with scales explain this to me?


43 posted on 11/09/2010 12:07:16 PM PST by B4Ranch (Conflict is inevitable; Combat is an option. Train for the fight.)
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To: ErnBatavia

“I would like to purchase two pickets to Tittsburgh.”


44 posted on 11/09/2010 12:46:53 PM PST by dfwgator (Texas Rangers -Thanks for a great season.)
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To: Teotwawki

I'd pay extra for that!


45 posted on 11/09/2010 12:47:37 PM PST by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; martin_fierro; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; ...
All sales are final!


46 posted on 11/09/2010 12:47:42 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: B4Ranch

If part of the rhubarb rests on the counter, then the weight is too light, otherwise, you get the correct result if the scales are lubricated properly. Lubrication is a factor because if the weight is too far off center, some scale designs allow a sticky scale to bind and indicate too low.


47 posted on 11/09/2010 12:51:14 PM PST by Pollster1 (Natural born citizen of the USA, with the birth certificate to prove it)
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To: Hodar

Are you the Mormon freeper who was complaining the other day about paying for FR to stay online when there are threads opposing Mormonism on here?


48 posted on 11/09/2010 12:56:53 PM PST by MHGinTN (Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
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To: Teotwawki

This just in: Former President Bill Clinton is now on his way to the store in question to do his own investigation of this report.


49 posted on 11/09/2010 12:57:15 PM PST by Robwin
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To: Slings and Arrows

This goes to show why the scale is always on the top shelf at the meat counter.

“Could I have two pounds of salami?”


50 posted on 11/09/2010 1:01:25 PM PST by earlJam
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