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Mission Impossible (Video of Squirrel Breaking Into Candy Machine)
Funny, Weird, & Educational Pictures or Videos ^ | 119/10 | Chuck Wolk

Posted on 11/09/2010 4:07:41 PM PST by OneVike

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Here is a video of a Grey squirrel, or as my friend Carlos likes to call them, "A rat with a better pr campaign", breaking into a vending machine to get a candy bar.
If you have trouble reaching the video by clicking on the image of the squirrel, then follow this link to see the, Squirrel Breaking Into Candy Machine


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Outdoors; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: napl; squirrel; theft; vendingmachine
What ever you do, don't tell Michelle Obama about this. She'll talk her fascist husband into starting a program to get squirrels off sugar. The before you know it there will be a squirrel czar running around collecting all the nuts to give to the underprivileged squirrels.
1 posted on 11/09/2010 4:07:44 PM PST by OneVike
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2 posted on 11/09/2010 4:09:23 PM PST by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home.......)
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To: OneVike

Looks like he chose the Baby Ruth. Good choice, lots of peanuts. Payday would have been even better, but I didn’t see that in the machine.


3 posted on 11/09/2010 4:10:18 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Obama took all the Paydays. Thats why unemployments so high.


4 posted on 11/09/2010 4:14:08 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: OneVike

Fried Squirrel

Suggestion: Never broil or grill a squirrel. You won’t enjoy the leathery chewy result.

You’ll need at least 5 of those critters to have a meal.

Squirrel Preparation
Skin the squirrel (gray squirrels taste better than red squirrels), remove and discard the digestive organs (stomach and intestines), and cut the squirrel into sections (legs, etc.). Cut the heart and liver into bite size pieces.

Fried Squirrel
Soak the cut up squirrel meat in some water with one teaspoon of salt overnight. Then put it in a skillet with some salted water and slowly boil the meat until it is tender when stuck with a fork. Be very careful and do NOT cook the meat until it falls off the bones. Rinse the squirrel in some cold water.

1/2 cup flour 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper 1/4 cup oil

Mix the flour, salt, and pepper inside a plastic baggie. Dip the pieces of squirrel meat in some milk (or water) and shake the meat inside the baggie to coat the meat. Brown the coated meat in some oil in a skillet. Lower the heat after browning and cover the skillet tightly. Cook over low heat for 30 to 60 minutes or until well done. Remove the cover during the last 10 minutes to crisp the outer surfaces.


5 posted on 11/09/2010 4:15:38 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: SandRat
You should try squirrel jerky.....

BTW..their hearts are bite size.

6 posted on 11/09/2010 4:18:14 PM PST by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: Osage Orange

I like fried best.


7 posted on 11/09/2010 4:20:22 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: mountn man
Obama took all the Paydays. That's why unemployment's so high.

LOL, I wish i would have thought if that one. Mind if I amend my post to reflect that joke?
8 posted on 11/09/2010 4:20:30 PM PST by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home.......)
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To: SandRat

Is that a real recipe?


9 posted on 11/09/2010 4:21:38 PM PST by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home.......)
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To: Osage Orange
so are their heads...squirrel heads and gravy—yum.
10 posted on 11/09/2010 4:22:06 PM PST by johnandrhonda (have you hugged your banjo today?)
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To: SandRat

After a few months on a candy bar diet, I wonder what this little fellow would taste like....


11 posted on 11/09/2010 4:24:19 PM PST by aviator (Armored Pest Control)
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To: OneVike

Yep


12 posted on 11/09/2010 4:26:13 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: aviator

Sweet maybe.


13 posted on 11/09/2010 4:27:04 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country! What else needs said?)
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To: johnandrhonda

Can’t do brains..........


14 posted on 11/09/2010 4:28:17 PM PST by Osage Orange (MOLON LABE)
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To: SandRat
After a few months on a candy bar diet, I wonder what this little fellow would taste like....

Sweet maybe.

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase;
Oh ain't that a sweet little animal?

15 posted on 11/09/2010 4:30:20 PM PST by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home.......)
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To: OneVike

sure.


16 posted on 11/09/2010 4:30:57 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: aviator
After a few months on a candy bar diet...

You or the squirrel?

17 posted on 11/09/2010 4:33:07 PM PST by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: SandRat
Last time I did tree rat, we hit the leg quarters with the pressure cooker for about 30 minutes or so, then put them in a crock pot with some good BBQ sauce for about four hours. The meat fell off the bone, and they were lip-smacking good.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."

19 posted on 11/09/2010 4:41:55 PM PST by Viking2002 (2012 - NO PRISONERS! NO QUARTER!)
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To: OneVike

This is pretty clearly a setup. The candy bar is sitting in the bottom of the machine. The squirrel only goes inside to get behind it.

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20 posted on 11/09/2010 5:20:06 PM PST by edwinland
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To: OneVike
"A rat with a better pr campaign"

It's the tail. :-)

21 posted on 11/09/2010 5:28:13 PM PST by 3niner (When Obama succeeds, America fails.)
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To: edwinland

Damn lyin’ squirrels...


22 posted on 11/09/2010 6:10:14 PM PST by herewego ( Got .45?)
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To: OneVike

Bump for reference.


23 posted on 11/09/2010 6:46:09 PM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: OneVike

Thanks for the ping!


24 posted on 11/09/2010 7:23:45 PM PST by Alamo-Girl
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To: Osage Orange
Can’t do brains..........
Brains....
25 posted on 11/11/2010 12:38:05 PM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (The Summer of Recovery is becoming the Fall of Fall...)
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To: SandRat
I like fried best.

Squirrel and dumplings are my choice.

26 posted on 11/11/2010 12:48:31 PM PST by houeto ("You know, I actually believe my own bullsh_t," --- BHO)
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To: Slings and Arrows

A bit old but one for your list.


27 posted on 02/24/2011 2:11:51 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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I'm sure the other customers enjoyed any free "bonuses" the squirrel provided.


28 posted on 02/24/2011 2:51:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: OneVike; Slings and Arrows

That sure didn’t take long. Or much effort.

He’s lucky he didn’t get his nut bar stuck.


29 posted on 02/24/2011 2:57:11 PM PST by paulycy (Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Acorns must have been out of season.


30 posted on 02/24/2011 3:39:19 PM PST by TheOldLady ("I am optimistic... [and] greatly heartened by the response of America in 2010..." - Lazamataz)
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To: OneVike
I think that's from one of the Daylight Robbery videos :)
31 posted on 02/24/2011 3:40:38 PM PST by mewzilla (Hey, Schumer, your Lockerbie report left quite a bit out.)
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To: mewzilla
Ah, yes....

Video Clips from Daylight Robbery II

I think the CIA could use those critters....

32 posted on 02/24/2011 3:42:06 PM PST by mewzilla (Hey, Schumer, your Lockerbie report left quite a bit out.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“Ma, look! Magic choco pellets from the vending machine!”


33 posted on 02/24/2011 4:45:57 PM PST by Darksheare (Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
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To: TheOldLady

It was a good year for Baby Ruths.


34 posted on 02/24/2011 6:11:29 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: paulycy

H e must REALLY like candy!


35 posted on 02/24/2011 6:13:06 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Darksheare

That boy’s gonna grow up to be a Democrat.


36 posted on 02/24/2011 6:14:15 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: OneVike
What ever you do, don't tell Michelle Obama about this. She'll talk her fascist husband into starting a program to get squirrels off sugar. The before you know it there will be a squirrel czar running around collecting all the nuts to give to the underprivileged squirrels.


Hey, Michelle keep your lousy hands off my nuts!!!
37 posted on 02/25/2011 3:45:45 AM PST by fredhead (Liberals think globally, reason rectally, act idiotically.)
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What ever you do, don't tell Michelle Obama about this. She'll talk her fascist husband into starting a program to get squirrels off sugar.

You know, I always thought those two were kind of aquirly.
38 posted on 02/28/2011 8:54:12 AM PST by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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